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trespasssweetlyurged · 6 months
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a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks
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trespasssweetlyurged · 11 months
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@trespasssweetlyurged Wear some fucking gloves.
Trying some new things for the comics + Trespass has a new hairstyle
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need LONG buddie fics i mean like 50k plus
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This Post from a while back has been popping up in my notes again recently, so even though im not active on tumblr as much anymore I took a stab at redrawing my favorite grumpy old man
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NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT 36 BUSINESS HOURS ROY FOUND HIS BABY
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"I just want you to know that I'm here for you. That whenever you're ready... you can come home."
The Harpers in Green Arrow #1 💘
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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close your eyes and type your url
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seeing someone called "latinos against izzy hands" on twitter retweet pictures of vico dressed as izzy is,,, INSANELY funny to me. do you think vico would join your club. do you think they secretly agree with you. i need to know your thought process on this one. i want to study you.
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No matter the party, it's always like this. Feat. Trespass (@trespasssweetlyurged) Liz (@disgraceofhearts) And Momo
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...wasn't vico literally dressed as izzy at the recent convention??
...Vico wasn't talking about Izzy. Izzy is not kind. Izzy is cruel, unnecessarily. He is abusive, he is racist, and he is NOT a part of the crew of the Revenge. He was kicked off, as per the terms HE SET (and then complained about having to abide by--because he is a hypocrite), and when he became captain after basically snitching to the cops, the crew immediately mutinied. They are not his crew. None of them like him. He has treated them ALL like GARBAGE. You are a delusional fucking idiot. Izzy isn't getting a love interest. He's not getting a redemption arc. He didn't regret what he did to Ed. He is a piece of shit. He is an antagonist. An obstacle to Ed and Stede being happy together. He is disgusting and so are you for making EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM WHEN IT IS NOT HIS SHOW. IZZY IS NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER. HE IS NOT GOING TO MAGICALLY BECOME THE MAIN CHARACTER. God you're fucking gross. Abuse and racism apologist.
Wow buddy, you really out all that effort into that fat juicy paragraph for me?? I’m so touched 🥺
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thinking about that one cjizzy fic where jack says "i was a dumb kid and you were my favorite thing" about naming his kid after izzy i thought i had it bookmarked but i don't please help
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- What has two legs and bleeds?
- What?
- Half a dog.
- Sorry I asked.
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Soapghost 104: hurt/comfort
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Soap injured (his fault)
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Ghost injured (not his fault)
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im about to blow your fucking mind with the term "hispanic" lmao
Americans are strangely confident that their utterly bizarre ideas concerning ethnicity are universal, and then they get confused when that's not how things work.
Like apparently as far as they're concerned, the spanish are latino but italians are white, despite of ranging in the same colours and speaking languages so similar that I can vaguely make sense of italian by understanding the basics of french and spanish, and they're baffled when J.K. Rowling manages to be racist against white people.
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Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details
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tired of izzy hands angst,,, , , i want steddyhands where STEDE feels like the odd one out. Stede who listens to decades of history between his lovers and with every new tale feels more and more terrible. when he reads stories to the crew at night he doesn’t imagine himself and ed as the protagonists like he used to. instead, he sees Ed and Izzy and himself as the mean witch who dared try and separate them.
he starts spiraling. every time he wakes up first in the morning and izzy has gravitated away from his naturally cold feet towards ed’s warmth, it feels like a message. every time something catches ed’s eye and he yells for Izzy to excitedly show him even though stede was standing right there, it feels like a cut thread. every time he fails at something pirate-y and they both have to pick up his slack, it feels like a death sentence.
his ridiculous waste of water bath times become longer. it’s one of the few places ed and izzy will leave him complete privacy unless he requests their presence, making it the perfect spot to hide when the fear begins to choke him and he can’t help but cry. it’s an ugly sight, that, but ever since mary told him she could hear him he’s learned how to keep almost completely quiet. best to keep it hidden less their opinions of him sour even more.
his first instinct is to run away. to relieve them of his presence so he can’t ruin things any further, because it was his presence that ruined things between them in the first place. but he swore on his life and honor that he would never leave like that again. so instead, he throws himself into being as agreeable and unobtrusive as possible.
he makes sure he’s the first out of bed every day without fail to give them alone time in the morning, and returns from sitting on his ass, doing nothing, useless little rich boy checking on the crew with tea and breakfast for them to enjoy. he’ll happily join activities if invited, and he often is invited!! but he no longer shoves himself into things where he wasn’t wanted in the first place. he still gets one on one time with them, of course, but he makes sure to double check he isn’t taking up their time that could be better spent with each other.
he didn’t mean to get between them, you see, and he’ll be damned if he continues on a moment further now that he’s realized what happened.
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