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On that note.

The amount of times I've seen things that should be tagged dead dove, that are not, and things that should not be tagged dead dove, but are, is getting increasingly concerning. I just want to know what I'm getting into when I read a fic, the tags are what do that without spoiling the entire plot. I need my 'ingredients list' because I may have 'allergies'. Trigger warnings are there so that people don't end up getting hurt. Tags do the same for those who just don't want to be made to feel uncomfortable or unsafe. so please for the sake of everyone's safety and mental wellbeing.

Tag. Your. Stories.

hate what people did to the dead dove tag

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Yall I put #art in my goddamn rant post and like not even a minute later I'm hit with a scam. Fuckin what a timeline.

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"I hate when they give characters both human and animal ears, what, do they have four ears?" "Well if you take them away then there's a weird empty spot in their skull so i just leave them" "then you make the ears bigger or place them lower" "but I like them on top of the skull-"

ALL OF YOU SHUT UP YOU COWARDS

FOUR EARS IS FUCKIN COOL💥💥 💥💥 💥💥

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No but seriously who said that the fictional creature/character had to have one set of animal ears? Go nuts, go crazy, biblically accurate even but ears instead of eyeballs.

I get wanting to make a fictional creature feel more grounded and real, but isn't most of the fun in the fact that it's not? I personally LOVE speculative biology and working out the nitty gritty details, but if someone simply wants to add animal ears on a fictional character's head and call it done, who are we to rain on their fun?

If you don't like it, then you can create or edit your own images of those popular media characters without them, you can enjoy other characters who don't have their original set of ears, you can even just block the person and pretend the design trope just doesn't exist.

The one thing you shouldn't do, is focus and spread that negativity around and create a bunch of shame and hurt around the subject. It's not cool, it's not justified, it's not helpful, it's not funny, it just sucks.

In the meantime, instead of focusing on negative people on pinterest(yes thats where this entire prompt came from lmao) let's instead focus on having fun and creating cool, chill, silly, and even scary creatures. Because I wanna hear about and see ALL of the lil blorbos in your heads, because why not? It's fun :]

Hope yall are having a good time :]

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give him your valuables + your soul. he assures that he will take good care of it. your soul, that is. no promises about your valuables.

reblogs preferred over likes

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Please man

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

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Dream but he has little golden fracture marks all over his body from when he was turned to stone by his brother, the postitive energy that makes up his magic and soul having solidified into something akin to gold. Inspired by LavenderTowne's idea to stylize character flaws, Kintsugi, and the premise that it's not what doesn't kill you that makes you stronger, but instead the act of healing.

Also, this dream iteration's bones are made of quartz petrified wood, as his sudden "Fossilization", despite no longer keeping him frozen in time, replaced all of the organic material in his wooden bones with semi-translucent quartz and opal, with traces of feldspar and pyrite.

Both Dream and Nightmare started out with applewood bones, which were grown from their mother's branches, stripped of the bark, and quickly turned into their skeletal bodies before the wood dried out.

While they were still young, the wood dried much slower than normal wood and remained pliable, which allowed the twins to sustain little-to-no injuries before they gained full co-ordination. Once Juveniles and before the incident, their bones had fully dried and their flexibility became solely dependent on their magic muscular system like typical of a skeleton monster.

When Nightmare died and became the sludgy thing we know of today, it had consequences on his wooden bones. Like the original comic, Night's bones shattered into hundreds of shards that are held together by the liquid corruption he mostly consists of now.

The wood of his bones however, has rotten and stained, as the corruption acted much like a bog. His bones are very similarly stained and dense like bog-wood now, and have somewhat reformed back into his skeletal frame underneith his oozing exterior, but he would still die if someone managed to separate his bones from the corruption.

also here's doodle I made whilst writing this headcanon lol

I made dream's spines rounded bc it reminds me of dinosaur spines in kids cartoons, bc he's old as one lmao.

I also made his spiral-thing-that-replaces-what-would-be-the-ear-canal-because-i-dunno-how-2-draw-that spikey like that because it looks like a star or sun :3

When I draw nightmare his spiral thing is gonna be a non-spiral crescent thingey bc it'll look like a moon :3

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Booyah.

please forgive the wonky chibi I didn't have the energy to draw a full body properly :']

Also ignore that he doesn't have shoes rn, he just has plain black sandals and those would make the reference readability difficult.

This is just a reference for my version of Error's design because I wanted to make it easier and more fun for me to draw, for future projects maybe idk. Also the expressions here are not reflective of this man-child's personality, I just needed blank-ish expressions to clearly show his mismatched eyes XD

When I draw da skellies, Imma try make them look as non-dead-human as possible without making them too different lol (this also means I will be giving them all skeletal tails bc yes)

His head is supposed to be very rectangular/square, and I'm literally just gonna draw squares for his head when I do shittposts lmao

This is supposed to make him stand out from other sans-alternates because the base shape for Classic will be circular as possible :3

Imma also give them different body types but too damn tired for that rn, plus I needta do schoolwork pff-

peace ✌️

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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

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blorbo!!

Is it egotistical of me to say he's my favorite and that I also kin him? ;-;

Either way this is my version of the silly silly boy and yes I'm only gonna give these skellies three digits per appendage bc it's easier on me and also makes them look a little less human, the number of spine segments and ribs is still up for debate though XD

also his rainbow freckles when he blushes are always forgotten and that makes me sad so I made two lil doodles of him all happy and blushy :]

anyway I'm barely processing that I made this. I love it so much and like, my, my hands did this??? Are you, no you're joking because there's no way I was able to produce something that gives me so much dopamine and seratonin-

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new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

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You ever just draw, and not post bc you "haven't finished the drawing" even though yk damn well that you're not likely to touch the drawing again within the next year?

yeaaaaaaa-

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One time, I had an English professor tell me I should stop using my inhaler because it was bad for the environment.

Yeah an if you dropped dead it would significantly reduce your carbon footprint too, huh. What if we ALL just stopped breathing. Can’t be throwing fistfuls of plastic fuckin straws directly into the South Pacific when you got a BPM of zilch, can you? What a fuckin innovator. Was he head of your nation’s EPA *directly* before he retired to become world’s youngest baseline edgelord 4chan ass 14 year old boy with tenure, or did he wait for his 3rd consecutive Nobel peace prize before giving someone else a chance? Ask him if his back hurts from carrying the weight of all the world’s most pressing concerns to and from Chuck E Cheese each night or if his tiny spiny propellor hat lightens the load a bit. Did his big red clown nose come standard with his tweed set or he spring for the premium model with the biodegradeable sustainable foam and the super-boosted honk-honk action? Are his size 23 clown bitch oxfords custom? Does he take one off to use as a canoe on his annual vacations to his summer home in the balmy and tropical shit fuck dumbass islands or does he just levitate everywhere he goes by the power of his unparalleled Xmen level intellect. Can you ask him if Magneto is gonna spare the human race to run laps in his hamster wheel electrical generator complex or if he’s just gonna wipe us all the fuck out for the carbon tax credit. Ask him if the weight of his gigantic balls dragging in the ground behind him everywhere he goes adds to the mileage on his Tesla. When he wipes his ass does he use single ply to save the trees or just a fistful of baby ducklings that he can then gently bathe by hand with water collected by the rain barrel in the endangered orchid garden by the solarium on the west side of his sprawling villa, the one he bought when he sold the patent for the perpetual motion motion machine he built out of toothpicks and marshmallows in third grade before the obvious intellectual gap between himself and the rest of us bumbling simpletons weighed him down and killed his passion to create. What other wisdom has he yet to share with the world? What other knowledge that only he and my reiki-healing essential-oil-drinking violet-aura neighbour know that may benefit us all? Holy shit, have I been drinking WATER my whole life? That shit that whales live in? Guess I’ll just go lay in a hole out back and wait for the compost heap to take me. Should I confess my sins to Captain Planet first, so he may redeem my wicked soul in the true Eco Catholic way, or was that recyclable soda can I threw in the trash downtown at last year’s garlic bread festival because there were no recycling bins provided the final straw that made me unworthy of glorious green salvation? BRB, gotta go strip naked and flagellate myself before the begonias so that they may know the depth of my remorse. Don’t worry, I only buy locally-sourced hemp lashes produced by small home businesses at the farmer’s market, they have a three-for-two sale on Sundays if you bring your own reusable bag. Christ on a fucking cupcake

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I think I have a commitment issue

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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trumpphobic

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS TRUMPPHOBIC

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