#blorbos

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[bebx]

[decemberwinter]

“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid

[questions-about-blorbos]

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[artsfinalgirl]

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself

[savage-rhi]

Them: how do you choose your cosplay?

Me: I can't kiss them so I might as well be them.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Agree, but as a person who’s also in the nautical disasters fandom (?), perhaps we should disambiguate.

Do not drive your converted F150 into the river, is what I’m saying.

It wasn’t meant to be a ship, dude.

I know you say it’s now an amphibious F150, but… it’s really not. You’re gonna mess things up the whole boat-your industry with that contraption.

Also, ro-ro ferries with hull bay doors. No. Just. Absolutely do not the ro-ro ferry.

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

[shyjusticewarrior]

how would jason interact with each sander side?

I've actually long thought that Jason would be a Virgil Sanders kinnie. I mean look at the material.

"But when you lo- care for someone, not much hurts more than their scorn

I also felt bad

In a different way

By bad I mean, well, mean

But I did what I thought that I had to

Which is bad too"

I've actually used him for a Red Hood Incorrect Quotes post

I think Jason would relate a bit to all the dark sides. He'd enjoy Remus's humor because Jason is basically an edgy 15 y/o boy inside. I think Janus would remind him of Harvey.

I think he'd encourage Patton to be less repressed and less of a people pleaser.

I don't have any ideas beyond that.

[maybe-a-gatto-or-a-catto]

I AM GOING INSANE

[grenadehearts]

selfship ask game!!

🫧. how you met?

🩷. what au is your ship based in?

🌸. top song that reminds you of your f/o?

💘. who's the one more in charge in the relationship?

☁️. favorite memory with your f/o?

🪼. what was your first date with your f/o?

🪷. how does your f/o like to show their love towards you?

🍵. three reasons why you love your f/o?

🍊. would your f/o peel an orange for you?

🎟️. what movies does your f/o like?

bonus question!!!

🫀. what was your first time with your f/o like?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

[bebx]

[carmendeiact2whenplz]

Was curious on what people think about this, decided to make a poll

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Yes, but not very effectively, and never when it counted most.

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[blorbobrain]

think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK