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over and over we go, over the hills and the valleys bellow (oh and it follows me, follows me home)

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jack wolfe falsetto appreciation cause holy shit he's so good at it

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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it would be funny as fuck if the yelena/john/ava/bob teamup actually got away from valentina without bob getting shot. events proceed like normal. they meet up with alexei, who is even happier to see that yelena has made not two but THREE new friends. bucky still flips the limo.

of course, when he's interrogating them, he wants to know who bob is. "bob? bob is just a guy we found." "yeah. that's bob." "bob was in the basement." bucky is tearing his hair out. wtf are they hiding.

(they're not hiding anything. bob is literally just this random guy they dragged with them on their escape.)

bucky might actually succeed in dragging them to the impeachment hearing as evidence. congressman barnes gets up to speak. "evidence of valentina's crimes: she hired this assortment of assassins and spies and mercenaries. ex-captain america turned mercenary, john walker. ex-shield spy, ghost. ex-black widow, yelena belova. former soviet super soldier, red guardian."

pauses.

"and bob. he was definitely hired. for. something."

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i need sam to be just as mad about the new avengers shit as bucky was when sam gave the shield away. its only right.

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-In TFWATS-

Bucky: What’s the plan?

Sam: *silence*

Bucky, annoyed: Right, so no plan.

-In Thunderbolts*-

Alexei: What’s the secret plan?

Bucky: The plan?

Bucky: *drives the truck into the damn building*

(Learning from his (ex 😭) boyfriend lmao)

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Anyway, I’m going on record right now:

I don’t care if Sam drops a bomb on Avengers Stark Tower the next time we see him and laughs while he’s doing it, I don’t care if he aims Redwing straight at Bucky’s face and says “fire,” and I don’t care if he dropkicks one of their jets out of the air, I will still be taking his side. I don’t care if that man comes off ooc as hell, or if he magically ends up being the most Sam-like version of Sam we’ve ever seen on screen. Either way, the result with me will be the same 🤷🏾‍♀️

Sam can literally do anything to anybody at this point, and I will shrug and write an essay defending him.

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the church is really like: gender is fake. God is a woman. jesus christ is our mother. you can experience sexual, sensual pleasure with God. the first apostle was a woman. female sexuality is a cornerstone of the history of ecstatic mysticism. you are a chivalrous knight to the Lord’s maiden. you can nurse from God’s breast and be nourished on his milk. and somehow almost none of this made it into actual christian practice.

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I can’t believe this has to be said but… you know Sam is upset at the thunderbolts* because he doesn’t want the avengers to be controlled by the government, right? That’s why he was on team cap in civil war. Do you know that? It’s important to me that you know that.

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got through 2 hrs of enjoying the movie just for them to piss me all the way off in a 5 minute post credit scene

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thunderbolts* spoiler kinda???

I just know alexei and sam are having the wildest back and forth online beef 😭

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It’s been so good to see the Sam Wilson Defense Squad Assemble.

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I loved Thunderbolts*

But

I think maybe we were robbed of a Parks and Rec style Congressman Barnes series.

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the power of friendship defeating depression is mcu canon now

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rip 2012-2014 tumblr, you would have LOVED thunderbolts*