#i was laughing so hard

[caramel-cream50]

“What Just happened..? Ffffuck”

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#681 I tell it how it is-

Riddle: Dearest, can I have a piece of the tart in the fridge?

Yuu: What's the rule?

Riddle*Rubs his arms and looks saddened* No tarts...

Yuu: No, that's your Sperm donor and Egg Incubator rules, My rule is you have to bring me one too!~

Riddle*Happily leaves the room but comes back to look at you*...Dearest...can you stop calling my father and mother those names, please?...

Yuu:...Ok, then imma call them "John cena" and "Groomer"-

Riddle*Eyes widen but sigh*...g-go back to the other names, please...

[magicratfingers]

Google … pls don’t interrupt my important Trader Joe’s parking lot internet time

[memorycollectr]

Still thinking about yesterday's shenanigans...

[toughtink]

ahh i don’t wanna give too many genshin spoilers but WOW they gave us a full chilumi scene!! i knew childe was coming back, but he was really like, “omg my gf/favorite sparring partner is here! lemme drop everything to go catch up with them!! i need to tell you all about my siblings’ shenanigans immediately!! 😊💞😊☺️🥰💕😊💘”

[hamartia-grander]

No but the Merchant really put out a post it request to retrieve Leon's jacket from the ganado who took it and then just did not give it back to Leon did not even ask if Leon was missing a jacket or where it came from.. He's so funny I so agree Leon should be robbed of every possession

[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

"If you don't back down I'm going to arrest you"

Me: Walter if I remember right her grandfather is the one that decked you in the first film this ain't going to end up well-

*Phoebe ends up arrested in the next shot*

Me: Yep she is absolutely her grandfather's Mini-Me

[la-di-doodles]

I just want this to be my life is that too much to ask

[asleepinawell]

would like to say ty to the black mages in weeping city for making a dick out of their leylines. beautiful teamwork, love you guys

[lunar-years]

goofiest moment for me was when Ted took that sip from his dixie cup at training and was like, "gee this is really good what is this?" and Beard said "water." We've all been there, Ted.

[loafyall]

Childe : I could take Xiansheng..

Xiao : in a fight right??

Childe : *smirks.*

Xiao : IN A FIGHT RIGHT???!!

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

DANIEL BRÜHL, ON THIS SCENE:

"That was in the morning, and I was feeling really great. I wasn't in the mood at all to play a crying scene. So I made Wolfgang slap my face… so that I could cry. I can cry best when I am mad. So I got into it. It was so absurd, and Wolfgang used his strength… He kept resisting, and then I made him do it."

~Actor's Commentary, Good Bye, Lenin! (Special Edition)

The film celebrates its 20th anniversary today.

[sawg-the-saw-blog]

had to fix something with my tickets tonight at @sawthemusical & the guy at the window straight up asked if we'd rather be in the front row! In the blood splash zone! FUCK YEAH!

we were then informed that the guy at the window was Cooper Jordan. thanks, Coop ✌🏽😎

[popcornkwantum]

I've been working on multiple illustrations about Nicky going through a demon puberty kind of thing and it just got COMFIRMED that's demon puberties are CANON WITHIN THE DNDADS UNIVERSE. I'm so happy that my unposted fanart makes a little more sense now

[nocturnal-milk-dud]

The mystery texter getting glitter-bombed in the background while the other 3 are having a super serious moment is peak comedy

[xsfcgdfd]

what that kpop to f1 pipeline does to a mf