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Obscure Tumblr Cryptic Post Spells the End For 50Schu?!?! in 2013

If OnE CaN WilL dO.>. 50 ScHu WiLl HaVe a PlAcE iN oUr HeArTs BuT tHiS sEaSoN, nO MaTtEr HoW mUcH sEx, DrUgS & tInY wAvEs ( AnD tHeRe WaS lOtS tOo!!!!!) It CaNnOt SaVe ThE SeRiEs, 2013 Is PrOmIsEd To FiNiSh In StYle, WitH lEsS iAiN, mOrE cHiCaS fOr NiCk aNd oNe MaRrIaGe In ThE 50sChU hOuSe, BuT wIlL tHiS rEaLly BrInG bAcK rAtInGs, I fUcKiNg HoPe So... BuT iT pRoBaBlY wOn'T.   aNoN

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Son wanted the new Fifa game, it's not out yet, but Barry from down the Crown Inn had a few leaked copies, hopefully he won't notice the team Blackpool, is spelled Blackpoon.

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Fuckin' babby wouldn't shut up. So I used the old 'rum on't dummy', out like a light. TradishDAD

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Middle one (note: get nametags?) came asking where his recorder was. Told him house was burgled and　 they took it and his easter egg choc　olate. WhiteLieDAD

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The little one (ask name tomorrow) brought back a week's work from school: 2 pink cows standing 6 feet above their red grass field. Piece of crap's going to be on the wall for weeks now. DisgruntledDAD

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Bloody took my daughter to watch that shitey film Breaking Dawn, that (4/10) Bella looked fucking miserable the entire bloody time. Well, at least spent some quality time with the daughter. Made it a hell of a lot easier when I told her me and her mother were getting divorced. ForwardThinkingDAD

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Kid's got a school trip to France, so I got up at fuckin' half three to take him and his mates to John Lennon Airport. DedicatedDAD

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Went to son's parents evening, spent first 5 minutes looking at his (7/10) teacher's knockers, had to borrow (3/10) wife's coat to hide erection. PantsTentDAD

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Found out my son's picked dance for his options at school, what a gay. BrandingDAD

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Just gone for a cheeky pint, left the kid in the car. It's a warm day but it should be alright, locked the windows because don't want him to get snatched. CaringDAD

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Put TV on and flicked on Babestation, took me 2 hours before I realised the son was in the room. SmutLadenDAD

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Turned off my son's Flaming Lips' 'At War With the Mystics' CD and put on 'Dark Side of the Moon.' ProgDAD

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Son found my large stash of Nuts magazines under the bed, spent 30 minutes explaining the birds and the bees to him. ResponsibleDAD

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Taught my daughter to ride her bike today, took her 2 hours before I took off the stabilisers. GoodFatherDAD

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Towel fell off as I went from bathroom to my bedroom, exposed myself to my son's girlfriend. CheekyDAD