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haha noob

im going to attempt to not be mean for a two-week period starting now

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tbh thats shrek for you

Shrek was go-karting in a tavern. He had a pixie with a revolver at his shoulder, and he rode with flaming fury.

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this seems like a great idea for an indie dev

The world was ending and I had to save it with goblins, light creatures, fictional men, and Legos. It was trippy as hell.

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all of the math teachers who arent cool

I was being forced to solve a two question long division worksheet as torture, and when I couldn’t do it, they lit my house on fire.

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you found my hide and seek spot

I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!” 

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i use bing, not lame stupid chrome, or good firefox

im going to attempt to not be mean for a two-week period starting now

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are u good?

Is death final?

Haha💕💕💕💕🫀🫁🧠👁👀👂▪️🤰👩‍🍼👶🧒👦👨‍🦱👩‍🦰💕🧠👀👁💕👨‍🦱💍👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️🤧🤧✈️🪂🪀🪁🧘‍♀️🚵‍♀️🩰🎼🎼🎼🧠👴👵☠️💀💀💀⚰️🪦👴👴👴😭👹😭👹😭👹🧠🧠🧠🗣👴👴👴☠️💀💀💀⚰️🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪨🪨🪨⏳⏳⌛️⌛️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️🌌🌌🌌🌌⚫️⚫️⚫️ . .

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did you actually time travel?

I traveled to the past and some guy asked me what the future was like and I just answered “political” and he went, “Oh, so nothing changed.”

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this has threatening energy

but when have you ever not been threatening

I feel like you could smell the blood inside of a person without needing an open wound

Thank you so much!

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u good, fire fox?

i wanna be the guy that names all the paint colors

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the only bad joke be jeff

Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”

Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

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just made this using groove pad, do you like it?

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omg

bowser is home of phone brick!?

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time to crowdfund slavery back into europe

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my thigh is internally bleeding, is this your doing?

I am sending pain vibes your way. You will feel a lil discomfort on your leg

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Welp

Time to get into my nightly scuffle with the Scurvy Boys.

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no

*playfully reminds you that Ackee is a fruit that exists*