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"Not all bards can afford to attend an actual college." Tryck said lightly as he gently dragged the brush across Wade's eyelid, using the tip of his finger to smudge away some excess powder at the corner of his eye. He certainly had noticed the mercenary's attempts to keep himself from getting... too excited as he applied the makeup. But then, Tryck was sitting like he was for a reason, and he wasn't being deliberately a little wiggly without a reason either.

"I learned the bardic arts from a young age in the circus, taught by the other performers. The Blue Bard, they called me. Or, I called me and they put it on the poster." He dabbed the brush in the powder once again, brushing it across the other lid as he spoke.

"After the circus, I went on to perform burlesque and drag in a seedy tavern in Baldur's Gate. If you think I'm pretty now you should see me as a Lady." He said with a smirk and a chuckle, smudging again with a finger at the corner of the other eye. Setting down the palette and brush, he took both his hands and brought Wade's face to look more at him, then gave a gentle puff of air from his lips to blow away the excess powder. He reached into his bag to grab a mirror, holding it to his chest so that Wade could look into it.

"There. You can open your eyes now." Tryck said with a smile. In the mirror, Wade would see that Tryck had done just as he said. He didn't cover up the scars so much as he lightened their edges, contoured his face a bit to let his natural features shine through the scarring, and gave him a subtle shade of color that would compliment and highlight the color of his eyes. The bard admired his handiwork, tilting his head to the side as he waited to see Wade's reaction.

"I hope you like. Of course, I still believe you look good without the make-up, but I can hardly resist a moment to show off my skills. Bard and all."

"Well ya but, I didn't think you actually do. I say alot of things because I don't think people will buck up." He was already struggling with a beauitful man on his lap. It was already hard trying to not get the 207th bone in a human body to raise in these kind of situations.

"Well, of course I wanna cover up everything..." He spoke out clearing his throat. Wade always put on brave face and called himself amazing but, deep down his looks were the reason he kept the suit on ALL the time. He never felt...beauitful or handsome.

"....Thanks..." He didn't have any jokes for that one. Someone generally being nice and not faking it was rare and on top of that he was telling him he had pretty eyes. YUP, that 207th bone in his pants was TRYING real hard to make a raise.

"Alright, alright." He soft closed his eyes so the other could finish what they doing. "Have had to do alot of make up before in the past? I didn't think bards needed it. I just thought walked out colleges ya know all CHARMING and pretty."

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@mouthymercx0x0 continued from here

Wade had most of his mask up as the other worked on make-up. "Listen, I am enjoying the attention but, I swear on you no amount of make up will fix all this." Gesturing towards his face. "I look like roast beef that went REAL bad. I have tried SO many shades too. I can't get anything to really work."

"Shush and let me work my magic. This was your idea to begin with."" Tryck spoke dismissively as he gently dragged the brush along the mercenary's cheek in a few smooth strokes before dabbing it in the palette to load up more powder. He was straddling the other man as it seemed like it was going to be the only way he was going to get Wade to hold still so that he could apply the make up.

"You're mistake is that you're trying to cover everything up." He said simply, applying the brush in short strokes atop his cheek bones just beneath Wade's eyes. Ever since the odd man tumbled out of that portal from... Gods knows where... Tryck felt and odd and compelling attraction towards him. He was just glad Wade seemed to be all too happy about the attention.

"Sometimes you just have to enhance what's already there. Even without the enhancements, however, you are not as terrible to look at as you might think. It's not as if you have the face of a hag." Tryck said with a small smirk, setting down the palette before blowing the excess powder off brush and rooting around his bag for another shade. Finding the right one, dabbing the brush in the powder again. "You have very beautiful eyes, unfortunately I need you to close them for a moment."

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Because I can't get them out of my head, here are the two NPCs from Tryck's backstory,

The Ringmaster, Cornelius Magnifico (stage name of course)

And the halfling who saved him from the Circus life, Khala Luckheart

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Send him regular memes too his muse is loud

Since every day is Sinday for this dirty bardy, feel free to send him in nsfw memes, because his muse is strong and still in a mood

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i’m tired of being well behaved i wanna cause problems on purpose

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Try  to  fluster  my  muse.  Do  whatever  it  takes  to  make  them  blush!

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&. 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  happy sunday! here's another assortment of smut / nsfw dialogue prompts but with more explicit language. a dirtier sequel to my other, more subtle, smut prompt list. please do not interact if you are under eighteen. )

❛ you can't expect me to do all the work. i want to see what that pretty mouth of yours can do. ❜

❛ you're mine, and i take care of what belongs to me. ❜

❛ i want to fuck you so badly. ❜

❛ i want you to fuck me so badly. ❜

❛ do you really think you’re in a position to give orders? ❜

❛ please. make me feel good. no one else can like you. ❜

❛ you can call me whatever you want, baby. ❜

❛ be good, and i'll fuck you / let you fuck me. ❜

❛ we're going to fuck right here? what if someone sees us? ❜

❛ that really does make you hard. i can feel you pulsing inside me. ❜

❛ do whatever you want with me, i'm yours. ❜

❛ your body was made for mine. ❜

❛ you keep your hands where they are or i'll tie them up. ❜

❛ you want gentle? wrong fucking address. ❜

❛ have a little trust in yourself, i know you can take it. ❜

❛ it's my thigh or nothing. i'm not helping you get off. ❜

❛ i'm waiting for your permission to let me have my way with you. ❜

❛ i don't care if someone sees us. i need you, now. ❜

❛ i can see you enjoy having the upper hand for once. ❜

❛ you're such a fucking tease, you know that? ❜

❛ let me come in you, please. i want to fill you up. ❜

❛ come in me. i need you to fill me up. ❜

❛ now, i'll ask again, are you going to be good for me? ❜

❛ we both know how much you're going to enjoy this. ❜

❛ i'm sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over all that noise you’re making. ❜

❛ you can take my clothes off for me. ❜

❛ begging is a good look for you. ❜

❛ i'll take good care of you, i promise. ❜

❛ i'd say you need someone to put you in your place. ❜

❛ so good for me. look how much you came. ❜

❛ i can take care of you. you won't need anyone but me. ❜

❛ it made them hard to see me bleed. just like it's making you hard. ❜

❛ you're mine. you've always been mine. ❜

❛ i want to see how pretty you look with your lips around my dick / strap. ❜

❛ i'm simply enjoying the view. it's not every day i get to fuck someone so pretty. ❜

❛ you're so good for me, so fucking good around me, fucking made for me. ❜

❛ you came so fast, i barely even touched you. ❜

❛ do what you want, but you'd better make it good or i'll kill you. ❜

❛ as much as i'd love to have you choking on me, i'm impatient and there's something else i want more. ❜

❛ missed my touch that much, did you? ❜

❛ someone's needy. ❜

❛ you taste like heaven. ❜

❛ i need to come. please, i'll do anything. ❜

❛ i'm going to put that mouth of yours to good use. ❜

❛ you're fucking gorgeous like that, spread out like a good boy / girl who just wants to be eaten. ❜

❛ you'll be begging for me by the time i'm through with you. ❜

❛ let me stay like this in you for a little bit. ❜

❛ look at that pretty expression. i always knew you could make one. ❜

❛ was it good for you too? it's never been like that before. you've never been like this before. ❜

❛ is that how you usually get out of these situations? by fucking your way out of them? ❜

❛ i love that no one else has seen you like this, that no one else has felt you before, been inside you. they don't get to have you, but i do. ❜

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forced proximity prompts

“i’ve never noticed how nice your voice sounds up close.”

“this might not be the best moment, but you smell really good.”

“here, let me hold onto you so we don’t get separated.”

“i’m really nervous.” “it’s okay. just focus on me, alright?”

“i promise i’ll keep you safe, no matter what.”

“i’m not sure if you’re aware, but your elbow is digging into my side.”

“we’re never telling anyone about this, understood?”

“i know you’re not a fan of close contact, but we don’t have much choice.”

“you’re not fine, you’re trembling. let me help you, please.”

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If Tryck ever met Scanlan the world would implode.

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"Well, you know, there is an audience for everything. Ever heard of a donkey show?"

"Quite the wordsmith there, aren't you, puck?"

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Since every day is Sinday for this dirty bardy, feel free to send him in nsfw memes, because his muse is strong and still in a mood

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"Quite the wordsmith there, aren't you, Puck?"

@bloodtwin, @bloodyarn

"Like what you see?"

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@bloodtwin, @bloodyarn

"Like what you see?"