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Some Mike Wozniak studies, you plum!

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I was in the kitchen with the door open, opened a tin of fish, went to the living room to get my phone and a cat appeared! I guess I activated the cat siren?

I scooted them outside and took a little bit of fish, sans bones

just mackerel in spring water, no salt or anything, so hopefully okay

look at the cat!!!!

edit: oops wrong blog lol

but enjoy the cat anyway!!

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-I mean, I don’t think there’s anything in life that fazes you. -Don’t think people are fazed by poppadoms, are they, normally? -But most people would, in their response to a task like that, you see some facial change that would suggest you think this is an unusual thing to be doing.

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FLASHADDER 🐍⚡

Drew these back in January that I totally forgot about lol

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it is currently 29°c in the coolest part of my house

outside is worse

send help

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So let's open the gates of hell on this family show and see what the kids have to offer!

JUNIOR TASKMASTER 1.4 Overthinking Overthinking

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this thumbnail is killing me lmaoo

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From Alex's letter to Jason:

"I'm going to tell you something that I haven't said to any of the other contestants. [...] I think you could conquer the Taskmaster himself. I think you should be the Taskmaster. He's big and strong and brave and handsome, but I think you're better. There, I've said it. And I don't care anymore. For some time now, I've wanted to talk to Greg, to really talk to him, to tell him how much I respect and admire him, but that I also understand he's sometimes afraid. He sometimes wants to be held, because he is mighty, but he is not indestructible. He is magnificent, but he also hurts, because who doesn't? Who has no weaknesses? Who is 100% bulletproof? You are, Jason. You are rugged, firm and unshakable. Your mind is as tough as your fists, which are basically big lumps of metal. One day, I hope I serve under you, and together we shall defeat all vanquishers and bring peace to this land. Please bear this in mind for the rest of the task and for the rest of your time on this show. You are better than him. Goodbye, Alex Horne."

To quote Jason: wow, that's huge.

Also, I like the implications of how each letter is signed:

Stevie's: AH and GD. Fatiha's: Little Alex Horne. Rosie's: Greg Davies. Mathew's: Alex Horne on behalf of Greg Davies. Jason's: Alex Horne

No one enjoys writing TM fanfic more than Alex Horne

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Learn Latin with Little Alex!

I made a little Latin language zine for Taskmaster! Here they are. I'll be posting it on AO3 with translation notes aplenty. There's a banter section - in Latin - with a Latin pun that I stole!

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"Thankfully, when it does end, we'll still have each other."

Taskhusbands in Series 19

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Taskmaster 19x07 | Glass Half Most

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england, what the fuck

why are we hotter than the east coast?? what is this shit

this is the third time in like a month

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what do you mean no new taskmaster today? :(

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Fatiha El-Ghorri sits in the driver's seat of a stationary car. She says cheerfully, "I don't know how to drive." From off-screen, Alex Horne replies, "OK." Fatiha says, "But I've got road rage." End ID.]

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"What's gonna happen when we graduate?"

The cast of series 19 of Taskmaster

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Series 19 GOAT 🏆

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Ten weeks of literal blood, sweat and tears, and we are a short hour away from crowning not just any clown, the king of the clowns.

TASKMASTER 19.10 "The Clever Side?"