they/he • 9/9/2020 • if you ship any of the hargreeves with each other DNI • I follow from tentativelykaz
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hey kids you wanna do voter fraud
you too have the power to influence an election (scroll down two posts on my blog and vote orlando to stop the apocalypse)
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the umbrella academy as random images I found in my camera roll, part 2
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viktor:
#the umbrella academy#tua#incorrect quotes#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves
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Sluttiest Shakespeare Character
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Propaganda Under Cut
Benedick Propaganda
Orlando Propaganda
#hey guys i've been dead the autism went to shakespeare#anyway vote orlando#using sideblog with more followers than main for evil
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klaus: is it too early for a mojito?
allison: klaus, it's ten thirty in the morning!
allison: of course not. come on
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#number three#number four#the rumor#the seance#incorrect tua#incorrect quotes#istanbul not queuestantinople
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viktor: gaslight
ben: gatekeep
allison: girlboss
luther: mansplain
five: manipulate
diego: malewife
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klaus: manifest
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#number one#number two#number three#number four#number five#number six#number seven#spaceboy#the kraken#the rumor#the seance#the boy#the horror#the white violin#incorrect tua#incorrect quotes#istanbul not queuestantinople
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klaus: I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, and I'm new in town
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#klaus hargreeves#number four#the seance#incorrect tua#incorrect quotes#istanbul not queuestantinople
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diego: why are you looking at me through a fork?
five: I'm pretending that you're in jail
diego: why?
five: it's spiritually healing
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#number two#number five#the kraken#the boy#incorrect tua#incorrect quotes
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sorry I'm dead my nd brain latched onto podcasts. appreciate u all <3

Hi I love you all🖤
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it is not very sexy of tumblr to not put my actual top posts at the top of my blog and instead put reblogs. I am a little clown man and I crave validation
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klaus: being gay isn't a choice
klaus: it's a game and I'm winning
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#klaus hargreeves#number four#the seance#incorrect tua#incorrect quotes
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five: when you and I first met, I did not like you
lila: I'm aware of that
five: but then you and I had some time together
lila: uh-huh...?
five: it did not get better
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#lila pitts#five hargreeves#number five#the boy#incorrect tua#incorrect quotes
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it took me way too long to see what was wrong with these so enjoy






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thank you all so much for 1k followers! I know I haven't been as active lately due to stuff in my personal life but I really appreciate every single one of you so much <3
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if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.
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the umbrella academy as onion headlines
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Vanya:
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“my child is fine!” your child blew up the moon
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The Umbrella Academy + Shitty Horoscopes
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