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love the country music awards cause they introduce all the famous artists and I know absolutely none of them and then it's all "hey it's Keith Urban!"

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love the country music awards cause they introduce all the famous artists and I know absolutely none of them and then it's all "hey it's Keith Urban!"

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the main problem I have with this super bowl is the absolutely abysmal graphic design on the bottom scorecard. looks like a rural Nebraska high school football game

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they cut off the flyover for a LiMu Emu ad. America is dying

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wat

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why don't lightbulbs just die? why do they have to flicker so dramatically?

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my favorite thing about the MNF Manning Cast is how Eli consistently Kubrick stares at the screen

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you know, I might be going against the grain here, but I don't think Jack Nicholson would've made a good J. Jonah Jameson

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(If you took a hiatus from tumblr, put the year you first joined)

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chess app what the fuck is this

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just a week into using Tumblr, and the biggest takeaway is I massively underestimated how horny you all are

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we all know the joke with Aaron Rodgers injury happening 2 minutes into the game on September 11th, but I'm not gonna be the first one to make it

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the transfer portal and NIL money is the best thing to happen to college football since the invention of the forward pass

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In that same vein:

The director of Shazam 1+2 (@ponysmasher) under a post on the Box Office subreddit about how Shazam 2 dropped 96% on it's 4th Monday

the Internet really helps you figure out which celebrities are actually relatable. like I just encountered @wilwheaton in the comments on a post on r/simpsonsshitposting and it made my day lol

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the Internet really helps you figure out which celebrities are actually relatable. like I just encountered @wilwheaton in the comments on a post on r/simpsonsshitposting and it made my day lol

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look at him! He's staring, convincingly!

I find it so weird trying to start using Tumblr. Like Instagram has targeted my ads so much that it just repeats the same masterclass ad where @neil-gaiman is slowly convincing me he can teach me to write worth a damn. Tumblr has just spammed me with Temu ads about their slave labor shower shelves

it's definitely less effective