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I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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i feel so completely directionless

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rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while

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It's in the eye of the beholder

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League of Legends cinematic backgrounds by Daniel Clarke

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Aaaaaaaaaaaall of Evil Morty's creations are yellow (I'm going somewhere with this, please do keep scrolling :P)

In season 1, the brain download thingy has a yellow motif! A subtle hint (only works in hindsight, obviously) that Evil Morty is the one behind this.

The base of his dome is yellow, even the projection of the CFC is yellow...

Spacesuit, helmet...

...portal gun, portal fluid...

Even his remote has yellow on it, hah!

And the weapons.

Lots of yellow weapons...

This override thingy.

EVERY SINGLE THING IS YELLOW...

...except for one (well, two if you count the eye-patch)

The one thing:

(is it a stylistic choice on behalf of the animators because he often wears yellow and yellow on yellow would not look that good)

(or is it a metaphor of something else)

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Memory Rick

05x08 Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort // 07x02 The Jerrick Trap

Do you know how excited I was to see him again?!

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the thing i think a lot of people don’t realize about rick and morty is that the question isn’t “does rick care about morty?” - it’s very obvious he does - it’s “does rick care enough about morty to change?”

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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

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"He remembers you shooting green holes, but not where they went."

because... he didn't follow after him.

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Oh hey it’s that style I do sometimes

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VOTE MEMORY RICK

VOTE MEMORY RICK

VOTE MEMORY RICK

vote memory rick on @ultimaterickshowdown today!! <3

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still one of my fav duos