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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

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wow i cant believe tomorrows gay gayth, twentygayteen

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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

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i can’t breathe

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Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

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PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

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One of my players made me a dice necklace out of the dice he’s been using for months, as a thank you for putting up with him all these years, and I don’t have the heart to remind him that those were dice I loaned him that I kind of wanted back.

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pt. 2

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He’s got my vote

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