"It is not satisfied unless it eats over 880 pounds of food every day. When it is done eating, it goes promptly to sleep."
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I made one.
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Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life

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vine
please unmute this vine, I swear
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*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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Photographer: Give me demure, give me innocent
Me:
Photographer: Give me sexy
Me:
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When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more
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Gay men to straight men: Come on sexuality is fluid. You only live once. It's just sex. What are you afraid of, that you might like it? Live a little.
Gay men to other gay men: Can only date and hook up with people I'm attracted to. Fit and neg, ub2. No fats. No femmes. No blacks. No asians. Just a preference, please respect it.
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Outfit building - GTA V
(Gamer Tag: EvansUK11)
#menswear#men's fashion#fashion#styled by me#gta v#gta online#gta 5#PSN#gaming#men's style#men's apparel#men's accessories#outfit#PS4#playstation#hipster
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"AWW SH*T, THAT WAS SICK BRO." - God, probably.
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I was just dancing to 7/11 and I think I broke a rib
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