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??? he's hanging out in the lobby like he's here to adopt a pokemon

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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

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Wrong and lame. Get worse.

i need to develop hobbies that don't make the people around me wildly concerned

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So, turns out it’s just a bug very slowly getting nakey. Having a very ‘guys being dudes’ time over here this morning.

I look outside. I see Bull and Maxime standing together in the distance. They’re both studying something and doing the ‘hands contemplatively planted on hips’ pose. Can’t wait to find out what minor inconvenience is about to become my problem too 😂

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I look outside. I see Bull and Maxime standing together in the distance. They’re both studying something and doing the ‘hands contemplatively planted on hips’ pose. Can’t wait to find out what minor inconvenience is about to become my problem too 😂

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A bug is molting.

I look outside. I see Bull and Maxime standing together in the distance. They’re both studying something and doing the ‘hands contemplatively planted on hips’ pose. Can’t wait to find out what minor inconvenience is about to become my problem too 😂

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That’s it; I’m going in, boys. Fucking Sage has joined the club too.

I look outside. I see Bull and Maxime standing together in the distance. They’re both studying something and doing the ‘hands contemplatively planted on hips’ pose. Can’t wait to find out what minor inconvenience is about to become my problem too 😂

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Lobo has joined them. He’s popped the pose too.

I look outside. I see Bull and Maxime standing together in the distance. They’re both studying something and doing the ‘hands contemplatively planted on hips’ pose. Can’t wait to find out what minor inconvenience is about to become my problem too 😂

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I look outside. I see Bull and Maxime standing together in the distance. They’re both studying something and doing the ‘hands contemplatively planted on hips’ pose. Can’t wait to find out what minor inconvenience is about to become my problem too 😂

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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

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hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

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I was completely ready to spend weeks letting these two slowly bond, since a fire and bug/grass duo could go wrong very quickly… I’m happy to say my worries and prep were unneeded! Mango and Sorrel are already best friends.

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#0261, #0262

Poochyena, Mightyena

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major in bullshitting with a minor in talking out of my ass