Elias (22 | he/him) | Artist, occasional writer, media analysis nerd | Currently all about The Locked Tomb, DnD 5e and BG3 | Poli-Sci Major | Libertarian Socialist, tankies fuck off | Lit & theatre enthusiast | 18+ please | ๐ต๐ธ
I love Benny fuckers because any time I see a post being horny for that checker suited freak itโs almost always either
A. Something tender and longing. You want to feel his hands on yours. You want to cup his face in your hands and tell him โItโs okay. You donโt have to fight alone anymore. Iโll be by your side.โ You want to feel him relax in your grip, want to feel and see the breath heโs been holding in for so long leave his lungs. You want to make him feel safe, make him feel as though heโs actually going to make it this time. That heโs finally going to know peace. The boot riders, the chairmen, it was all for this moment; it was all for the sanctity of having someone he can trust, fully and openly, with his life.
Or B. You wanna grab him by the leg and swing him around over your head and throw him at the walls like a milk soaked ragdoll and hit him with a stick and just generally treat him like a chew toy (he is buck naked save for his suit jacket and enjoying all of this a little too much)
itโs actually funny how much DE explicitly states in the opening scenes โhi you are playing a cop. A cop has a certain social and political role. It affects how people engage you.โ and how little it nevertheless shows up in popular readings
Importing this from twitter because I figured you all might like it
I didn't find anything like this in my search for it, so I put together all of the characters that are in the Adventurer's Bible into a height reference chart.
me (in an old timey TV commercial voice): So, you played Fallout: New Vegas because you liked the television show so much and gosh... You may be wondering just what comes next! May I suggest trying hormone replacement therapy?
Imagine calling Palestinians documenting their own genocide on their iPhones powered by a MacGyvered car battery "misinformation" because it hasn't been backed up and approved of by 40 peer-reviewed data analysts from the West that you personally approve of. I can't imagine being that ghoulish and heartless
I guess I just don't see the Catholicism and the weird bloody horny elements of TLT being at odds with eachother. This is the cannibalism-as-sacrament, yonic sidewound, St-Catherine-drinking-pus-as-penance, gilded bones religion. Erotic Christ-as-mother mystic visions have kind of been a thing for a while