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just spent 2 hours on an edit that may never see the light of day bc capcut wants my fucking money…
#I was cooking sooooo hard too#saw x ethel cain… so special to me#also I was working with the ONE scene pack on youtube#so maybe it’s not that great anyway
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"Time was on your side, but your obsession wouldn't let you wait." Lyriq Bent as Daniel Rigg and Costas Mandylor as Mark Hoffman in Saw IV (2007)
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#THE TAG IS SHOCKSHIPPING???#what if i said this is the first hoffman ship I actually get#shockshipping#what if saw iv is an elaborate plan to get rigg to understand…#or john’s way to keep hoffman under his control#idk. thinking thoughts.
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
#KIWIS.#I think kiwis strawberries and bananas#all three together… unmatched#and this is specifically when they are PERFECT#a bad strawberry will ruin my day#a good kiwi will cure my depression
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(Ignoring all rules, logic, and paradoxes associated with time travel,) what would happen if two versions of yourself (or your character) from two separate points in time met each other?
How would they react to seeing each other?
Would they like each other or hate each other?
Would they hang out? If so, what activities would they do together?
What would be their reason for meeting? Was one of them sent to give the other a message / warning / etc? Or would they meet by accident?
How would each of their lives continue after this experience? (Again, ignore the laws of time and space.)
#new york syd meeting s3/4 syd…#her hero has become the person making her fall out of love with cooking#does it inspire her or does it depress her#does she try to warn herself away from carmy
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The West Wing + Random Textposts (the Gay Edition) | Part 2/?
#CHANGED MY MIND I WANT HIM AGAIN#SO FUCKING REAL#the west wing#samjosh#also a tag for#cjdonna#which i need to think about more#also my love my light amy gardner
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has this been done before
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this was brought to you by the collective thirsting appreciation for Tai showing midriff.
#omfg#yellowjackets#taissa turner#I am obsessed w her hair in the adult timeline#also these outfits hello!!!
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i could never give you peace (would it be enough?)
sydcarmy | single dad!carmy | 15/15 chapters
Everyone’s gone home, save for the two of them, and while three months ago, Carmy would have probably been crawling out of his skin for anything with Sydney, he’s just happy to have this. Olivia’s at the zoo with Richie and Eva for a penguin encounter experience (a gift presented to her today, followed by a wink from Richie in Carmy’s direction. He’s been trying not to think about it too much), and for the first time in months, he can finally be himself again and attempt to have good in his life. Even still, there’s a part of him that itches for a cigarette as they clean up from the party; a part of him that craves to numb out any feelings he has with each inhale. Is this what peace is? He’s spent so long under his own assumption that there is no such thing, not with a seven year old and a floundering restaurant, but the longer he sits in this space with Sydney, the more he thinks there’s a chance for him.
or: we reach out conclusion, olivia turns seven, and syd and carmy get their shit together.
as always, layout credits to bunivys!
read it here!
OR...
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#shes finished :’)#shoutout kat for getting this posted while I’m on vacation#currently walking 20000 steps a day and hating myself for it#i could never give you peace (would it be enough?)#I’m gonna miss Olivia but she lives on in my heart#and in the stupid one shots I write sometimes#but it’s done!!!!! we (mostly kat) did it!!!#I can’t claim anything LMAO
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on vacation in cali right now and im kinda geeked over how close to laguna beach i am… sam seaborn i am in your walls
#this is so dumb#sam seaborn#I would be equally as geeked if I ever step foot in connecticut. they have me in a chokehold.
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thinking thoughts about lawrence being sent back into the bathroom to carve the puzzle piece out of adam
#oh…#saw 2004#gonna be thinking about this one for a WHILE#chainshipping#continuity error or unintentional avenue to bring adam back for xi???#leigh whannell save me
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Superman (2025) + Text posts
#finally saw this movie last night#superman#I love hopecore#kara was my favorite part tho#she and lois need to hook up#they’d match each others freak#also clark was SO midwestern which I LOVED#any part with the kents was my fav#also corensupes/battinson WHEN.#make it happen cowards
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i could never give you peace (would it be enough?)
sydcarmy | single dad!carmy | 13/15 chapters
“You don’t have to apologize.” “No, I do.” The force behind his voice shocks both of them, and Syd peers at him with her big, brown eyes. This is who he doesn’t want to be. This is what he’s afraid of. Instinctively, he rubs a fist over his own heart, and they sit together in the uncomfortable silence. She looks like she’s dying to break it, physically holding the words back from leaving her mouth to ease the tension. But she doesn’t. It’s not the easy quiet that they used to relax into while they worked on opposite sides of the Beef’s kitchen, but it’s not the knife’s edge silence that Carmy associates with arguments once they’ve reached their point of no return. When no one breathes, no one moves— no one wants to see where the conflict goes once the Berzattos have run out of words. The gap between them is undeniably vast, but it seems crossable. So long as he does not slap away every hand that reaches across towards him, if he extends his own into the abyss, this might not be the end.
or: the last apologies gets their resolution.
as always, layout credits to bunivys!
read it here!
OR...
start from the beginning!
#guys the shit i went through for this chapter /lh#Kat put my saw blorbos in JAIL#but it’s understandable bc these are both my scenes#i wrote the flashback last summer and it’s one of my faves#i could never give you peace (would it be enough?)#my fics#the bear
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when youre a trans woman you pretty quickly realize that basically every US comedy TV show made between like 1980 and 2018 is going to have anywhere from one episode to a recurring character thats just a really mean spirited caricature of your lived experience and the thing that makes you happy. and if you ever pick up a new show it becomes a sword of damocles hanging over your head. and if you go on tumblr and the show is popular youll see someone praising it for mentioning queer people.
#I feel like this is a hot take but#this is how I feel about that snl skit with zac efron#the I AM YOUR MOTHERRRR one#I see it in comps and i just don’t fuck with it#really any time there is *unnecessarily* a man playing a woman on snl#idk#this is also why i deeply hate tootsie and mrs doubtfire!!!
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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms
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real and accurate saw posting
#saw 2004#perez <3 you are alive to me#also Lawrence and his iced coffee are hilarious to me#why does he have that
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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
#me spending 40 bucks on yarn yesterday…#like wtf…#joann would NEVER let this happen#I just wanted to make a little crochet creature
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my ability to watch movies like a normal and not fatally annoying person was irreparably damaged by mystery science theater 3000
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