twoaugustsago
twoaugustsago
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twoaugustsago · 4 hours ago
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just spent 2 hours on an edit that may never see the light of day bc capcut wants my fucking money…
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twoaugustsago · 14 hours ago
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"Time was on your side, but your obsession wouldn't let you wait." Lyriq Bent as Daniel Rigg and Costas Mandylor as Mark Hoffman in Saw IV (2007)
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twoaugustsago · 14 hours ago
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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twoaugustsago · 2 days ago
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(Ignoring all rules, logic, and paradoxes associated with time travel,) what would happen if two versions of yourself (or your character) from two separate points in time met each other?
How would they react to seeing each other?
Would they like each other or hate each other?
Would they hang out? If so, what activities would they do together?
What would be their reason for meeting? Was one of them sent to give the other a message / warning / etc? Or would they meet by accident?
How would each of their lives continue after this experience? (Again, ignore the laws of time and space.)
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twoaugustsago · 2 days ago
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The West Wing + Random Textposts (the Gay Edition) | Part 2/?
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twoaugustsago · 4 days ago
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has this been done before
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twoaugustsago · 4 days ago
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this was brought to you by the collective thirsting appreciation for Tai showing midriff.
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twoaugustsago · 4 days ago
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i could never give you peace (would it be enough?)
sydcarmy | single dad!carmy | 15/15 chapters
Everyone’s gone home, save for the two of them, and while three months ago, Carmy would have probably been crawling out of his skin for anything with Sydney, he’s just happy to have this. Olivia’s at the zoo with Richie and Eva for a penguin encounter experience (a gift presented to her today, followed by a wink from Richie in Carmy’s direction. He’s been trying not to think about it too much), and for the first time in months, he can finally be himself again and attempt to have good in his life. Even still, there’s a part of him that itches for a cigarette as they clean up from the party; a part of him that craves to numb out any feelings he has with each inhale. Is this what peace is? He’s spent so long under his own assumption that there is no such thing, not with a seven year old and a floundering restaurant, but the longer he sits in this space with Sydney, the more he thinks there’s a chance for him.
or: we reach out conclusion, olivia turns seven, and syd and carmy get their shit together.
as always, layout credits to bunivys!
read it here!
OR...
start from the beginning!
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twoaugustsago · 7 days ago
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on vacation in cali right now and im kinda geeked over how close to laguna beach i am… sam seaborn i am in your walls
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twoaugustsago · 8 days ago
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thinking thoughts about lawrence being sent back into the bathroom to carve the puzzle piece out of adam
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twoaugustsago · 10 days ago
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Superman (2025) + Text posts
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twoaugustsago · 11 days ago
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i could never give you peace (would it be enough?)
sydcarmy | single dad!carmy | 13/15 chapters
“You don’t have to apologize.” “No, I do.” The force behind his voice shocks both of them, and Syd peers at him with her big, brown eyes. This is who he doesn’t want to be. This is what he’s afraid of. Instinctively, he rubs a fist over his own heart, and they sit together in the uncomfortable silence. She looks like she’s dying to break it, physically holding the words back from leaving her mouth to ease the tension. But she doesn’t. It’s not the easy quiet that they used to relax into while they worked on opposite sides of the Beef’s kitchen, but it’s not the knife’s edge silence that Carmy associates with arguments once they’ve reached their point of no return. When no one breathes, no one moves— no one wants to see where the conflict goes once the Berzattos have run out of words. The gap between them is undeniably vast, but it seems crossable. So long as he does not slap away every hand that reaches across towards him, if he extends his own into the abyss, this might not be the end. 
or: the last apologies gets their resolution.
as always, layout credits to bunivys!
read it here!
OR...
start from the beginning!
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twoaugustsago · 12 days ago
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when youre a trans woman you pretty quickly realize that basically every US comedy TV show made between like 1980 and 2018 is going to have anywhere from one episode to a recurring character thats just a really mean spirited caricature of your lived experience and the thing that makes you happy. and if you ever pick up a new show it becomes a sword of damocles hanging over your head. and if you go on tumblr and the show is popular youll see someone praising it for mentioning queer people.
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twoaugustsago · 12 days ago
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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms
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twoaugustsago · 12 days ago
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real and accurate saw posting
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twoaugustsago · 13 days ago
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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
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twoaugustsago · 14 days ago
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my ability to watch movies like a normal and not fatally annoying person was irreparably damaged by mystery science theater 3000
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