#mieczysław stiles stilinski

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Stiles: Is the pink panther a lion? Derek: Say that again but slower. Stiles: I don’t get it. Derek: He’s a PANTHER. Stiles: Is that a type of lion? Derek: No, it’s a fucking panther. Stiles: *googles panther* They aren’t pink? Derek: AND LIONS ARE?!

(you know Stiles is just fucking with him.)

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Stiles: Reasons why I hate the Nogitsune: #1. It made me kill people. #2. It tortured the people it didn't kill. #3. After it took control of the Oni, it said "There's been a change in ownership" when "There's been a change in Oni-ship" was literally right there! #4. It completely unravelled my brain. #5. It tried to get me to gut myself. #6.-

Derek: Wait, hold on. Why did the "Oni-ship" thing make it so far up on that list?

[mysticallystilinski]

vampire | v. stiles x fem!reader | angst/hurt

summary: void stiles may be bad, but not in your eyes. you soon realize that everyone else’s view of him was true.

warnings: angst, swearing, manipulation, abuse and mention of murder

♫ ( vampire - olivia rodrigo )

a/n: { this is based of olivia rodrigos new song vampire! it’s so good and void just fits the part of it. i am also in no way romanticizing abuse or murder in this imagine. }

cause i’ve made some real big mistakes

“void.. hear me out, i promise i didn’t mean it.” you say in a seemingly calm tone. your mind was the exact opposite of your words. you did mean it. you meant every part of it. it was never supposed to come out, void should have never known you’ve loved him.

“just shut up y/n, i know you weren’t lying.” he spits out. “you need to really use better choice of words, cause jesus you’re not in love with me.” void sat while you were up looking down at him with tears in your eyes.

but you make the worst one look fine

“it’s not my fault she got in the way.” he laughs. “VOID YOU KILLED ALLISON.” you yell. under your breath “you killed my bestfriend.” void gives you a demeaning look. you have to think, why does everything he do have to be perfect in his eyes.

“it’s seriously not that big of a deal y/n.” he gets off his seat and heads to the door. you grab voids arm and say “seriously?”. “you act like what you did was nothing.” you spit out. your body fills with rage as your mind keeps repeating the moment you found out what he did.

out of the corner of your eye, you see him produce a slight smirk.

i should’ve known it was strange, you only come out at night

“void, why do you only come out at night.” you snickered. there was a long pause on the phone call suddenly left with a groan. “why do you always ask so many questions.” he says back.

“it’s not my fault i want to actually see my boyfriend.” you said with a chuckle. the line goes dead silent once again. something was off with void today but you couldn’t pinpoint the exact problem.

“maybe you can come over in a few.” you suggest. “i think it’s better if i come over later.” he retorts. does he really think i’m that stupid.

i used to think i was smart, but you make me look so naive

“y/n, when will we ever get to meet this boyfriend of yours”, lydia asks questioningly . the whole pack turns their head to look at you, except for of course stiles.

“he’s always really busy, you know.” kira gives you a questioning look. “he always seems to be busy, doesn’t he?” scott remarks. scott and lydia seemed to be the ones most interested in what is up with your boyfriend.

“guys i know you think he’s up to no good, but believe me; he is just really busy.” you cough out. you try to convince yourself of the words you’re saying, but each day it’s harder to lie to yourself. maybe he just is really busy

the way you sold me for parts, as you sunk your teeth into me

you cry out in pain as void sinks his teeth into you. it wasn’t as bad as last time, but you have to suck it up for him. this is the only way he could get his power to be with you. his teeth seeping into your flesh made him feel better.

soon after void is finished with you he lets go, “you did so good y/n.” you wince out in pain as he runs his finger over the newly bitten mark in your flesh. you flinch when he puts his mouth down to kiss it. he slowly backs away from your skin and gives you a less than compassionate smile.

“it will be over soon little dove, just a little more.” he grasps at your hand to hold it. “you’re doing so good already, why stop now”, he chuckled. you gasp in pain as he sinks his teeth into you.

only a few more minutes

bloodsucker, famefucker

the marks were soon gone as void gave you some of his power to regenerate your skin. it still hurt but he seemed to be more compassionate this time around. it was hard to be around void in this time of night, he liked to get dark and you didn’t understand how concerning it was.

he liked to be rough with you, in many aspects. but if it was enough to stay with void, you would do anything to make it happen. he was like a bloodsucker, but you never realized it. he would suck out all of energy from you, and never replenish it. he is a vampire in that aspect.

bleeding me dry like a god damn vampire

“y/n, Y/N, are you okay??” scott yells. you aren’t able to hear him well as your hearing is fading in and out. you feel yourself being rolled somewhere. “scott, where am i?” you muster up the strength to say.

it was hazy all around you. you couldn’t seem to pinpoint where you were. you heard ringing in both ears and you felt hard lights upon you. “where, where is he?”, you manage to say. “don’t worry, stiles is on his way.” you feel yourself go down the long hallway faster and faster. “no- no, not stiles.” you begin to feel your surroundings.

it seems to be that you’re at a hospital. your only thought is to where void is. is he okay? “where is void.” the spinning stops, and you are faced with scott to the side of you.

“what are you talking about?”

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[sunflowertwin-22]

But like the Nogitsune was so interested in Eli. Eli reminded him of Stiles. I mean the way Eli talked, dressed and even him freaking the hell out was like Stiles, I wouldn't be suprised if the Nogitsune had to do a double take when he first saw Eli. I mean what if he accidentally called him Stiles, that would've been hilarious....amongst other things.

I know the Nogitsune is like an all knowing ass or whatever, but lemme just imagine okay?

[tiny-reader]

So, running with the fact that actor Linden Ashby once played Johnny Cage in the 1995 cult classic Mortal Kombat and even has his own background in martial arts; I fully headcanon that Sheriff Stilinski would've put baby Stiles in karate or taekwondo classes. Maybe even both. I can see him doing the classes young, getting really good at it and Claudia cheering him on. Maybe his dad would take those parent/child classes with him or hell even teach himself. But I can also see Stiles and the Sheriff no longer doing those classes after Claudia passes away.

Stiles's normal cheering section is quieter with his mother's passing. Martial arts was a Stilinski past time, and not something he shared with Scott surprisingly enough.

Maybe he was friends with Danny before, during practices and maybe even at school. But he couldn't keep looking at his friend without getting sad about all of the times his mom would pick Danny up and take both Stiles and him to tournaments and how she'd make kid friendly and fun granola bars.

Stiles would probably start his training up again (in private) when the whole werewolf business comes about. Starts going back to the dojo, calling it "research" and what not so Scott doesn't ask too many questions. Hopefully reconnects with Danny through doing it, even more hopefully he reconnects with his dad with reuping his martial arts training.

Just, something fun to think about. Ya know?

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Sheriff: Hopefully some of us have learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings Derek: Yeah Stiles Stiles: Oh, shut up and die wolf boy

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Theo: Stiles, can I ask you a question? You don’t have to answer. Stiles: Theo, you once caught me one night sneaking out of my parents’ kitchen naked with a biscuit in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question.

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Kali: Peter, you cannot love Stiles. He is a human, and therefore he is beneath you Peter: Not yet he isn't

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Stiles: How can I be accused of murder!? Things like this usually happen to someone in the pack. Peter: Hey! I take offense to that. No one in my pack ever, ever left a body to be found.

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Eli: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in! Stiles: Our new targets? Eli: Your brother! Stiles: I don’t have a brother, Eli. Call grandpa. Stewart: Your twin brother, Stiles. Stiles: I’ll call your grandfather.

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Derek: We wouldn't last two minutes without Stiles. Scott: Derek: Don't tell him I said that.

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Peter: Are you having sex with Derek? Stiles: If I were having sex with Derek, do you think I'll keep quiet about it? Derek: You're not very quiet about it. The neighbors complained again.

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Derek: I love you. Stiles: you literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday. Derek: that’s an unrelated fact.

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Noah: you have to stop Derek from dating that weird hunter! Stiles: *who's been sleeping with Derek for months* already on it, father.

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Eli: *flicks open a switchblade* Alright, gang, let's do this! Derek: Whoa, when did you start carrying a switchblade?! Eli: ...it's a long story? [Earlier that week] Stiles: *hands Eli a switchblade* Here ya go, kiddo. Eli: Neat!

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(honestly new head canon: Stiles keeps giving sharp weapons to Eli and Derek keeps taking them away.)