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Elend: Vin, how can you back your claims of being Death up out of curiosity?

Vin: You saw me blow a man's head up with a headbutt and command an army of Koloss, heard how I killed the Lord Ruler and became a fucking Goddess. What else do I need to do?!

Elend: Good point...

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Thanks! And Xaden will literally take any excuse to insult Dain, even if it's more brotherly now.

I’m curious to what will happen so…

Xaden, do you have a favorite out of everyone?

And no, Violet is not an option🤪

Xaden, without missing a beat: Garrick.

Garrick: Aww, you really mean it?

Imogen: Ew, go kiss somewhere else.

Bodhi:

Bodhi:

Bodhi: Damn, lowkey hurts.

Ridoc, appearing from gods know where: Don’t worry, Bodhs, you’re my favorite.

Xaden, growling: Gamlyn. 

Ridoc: Yes, Xaddy?

Imogen: Fuck, Ridoc, please don’t start a Code Black.

Garrick: Seconded, we ran out of cleaning supplies from the amount of blood last time.

Xaden: Garrick, don’t make me take it back.

Garrick: No take-backsies!

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Garrick: Xaden, we decided you need to cut back on the chocolate cake...

*Five minutes later*

Ridoc: *In a pile of smashed wood* Where'd he get all those weapons...?

Imogen: *Slouched against a pillar* Why would you tell him that...?

Dain: *Hanging from the chandelier* He's knocked out...

Rhiannon: *Stuffed in a trash can* Or dead...

Sawyer: *Sprawled on the floor* Do we need to be upset about that...?

Xaden: *Sitting at the table with Violet eating chocolate cake* We do not.

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Dain: *Opens door to Xaden's and Violet's room, turns red, then pales, and is immediately pinned to the wall by fifteen daggers and one sword eerily close to his heart, and another sword that comedically embeds itself in the wall between his legs later and the door slams shut and lightning promptly resumes*

Also Dain: *Hyperventilating and pissed himself*

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King Tauri: So we want more alloy. What do you want in return?

All of Tyrrendor's representation: CLEANING SUPPLIES AND STAFF.

Tecarus: Uhhhh... What? That easy?

Violet: Spend a day at Riorson House... You'll see why... I dare you...

Brennan: DON'T! YOU WILL DIE!

Inspired by: https://www.tumblr.com/fictionalrelapse/787191752064991232/im-curious-to-what-will-happen-so-xaden-do-you?source=share

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Xaden: Can you guys stop pissing us off so much?!

Violet: Seriously we hold the record for most Codes called!

Ridoc: Actually we're in... A... Competition...

*Everyone is glaring at him*

Violet: ... Who's in the lead?

Imogen: Jessinia.

Xaden: Wait what?

Cat: She blames Ridoc, Imogen, Dain, Garrick, and I.

Sawyer: *Holding up the new Codex turned to the page with, in bright red, "ALWAYS FEAR THE SCRIBES MOST" on it while reading another book and sipping tea*

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Xaden: Ridoc. We need to talk.

Ridoc: Why...? Okay I know I normally do this but I swear it wasn't me who turned your hair rainbow I swear. Your Signet would have warned you when I was talking to Violet yesterday.

Xaden: Damn it! And the stupid stuff won't wash out! And what is that smell from it?! Ash and... What is that?!

Ridoc: Oh shit... My materials for my prank on Aotrom went missing yesterday!

Dain: FUCK THAT WAS DRAGON GRADE PRANK MATERIALS?!

Xaden: AETOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

Violet: *Sighs in Melgren's office* I have to corral my angry husband give me five hours... And you may need to replace some furniture in our room...

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Ridoc: *Sweeping Riorson House* Why are we stuck doing this?

Imogen: Someone did start a Code Silver. Be happy it's just ash. But as for why we are doing this, remember last week?

Ridoc: NoOOOOOOOOOH... Shit.

Imogen: Yeah...

Violet: Hey you still got the East Wing from last week's Code Black!

Jessinia: Just how many of these happen...?

Sawyer: *Sighs* It's a daily occurrence at this point...

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You know, in the Hellaverse by Vivziepop, and possibly actual lore I dunno, haven't studied it much, Lilith already had Free Will. If that wasn't the case, she couldn't reject Adam and marry Lucifer.

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*Outside Xaden and Violet's room*

Sawyer: *Gaping*

Rhiannon: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!

Dain: *Surrounded by knives embedded in the wall, and one of Xaden's swords is directly under his armpit next to his heart with the other in between his legs* I may have walked in on one of their breaking furniture activities. Can you get me down?

Ridoc: *Cackling* Not till we get a picture drawn!

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THIS IS A FIC I WANT! Well without M rated content of a certain kind. (Even skipped over that in the books).

Riorgail week. Day 2: Bond

It’s common knowledge that Xaden’s and Violet’s unusual bond it’s due to the connection that they have to their dragons. So for the day that focus on that I wanted to make something unusual too. So I present my dragonified versions of Xaden and Violet.

Here their bond is because they ARE dragon themselves instead of being bonded to them. It made sense to me at least.

As always a big thank you to @empyreanevents for organizing this event. This is my first time ever participating in one but I love seeing and reading what people create ❤️

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JUST TO BE CLEAR I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS IT'S A PRANK BY VIOLET!

Mira and Brennan: *Walking down the halls of Riorson House and see a crowd looking at a paper*

Violet: Oh hey! Maybe you should NEVER accuse me of what you did in the whole Sloane getting captured thing with Brennan next to you Mira. *Smirking evilly*

*The paper is a wedding certificate for Brennan and Mira together*

Mira and Brennan: VIOLET!

Violet: What? You said you were parents and older siblings when I got done. Look on the bright side, you'll have an easy time adjusting to the last name!

Sawyer: THIS is why Basgiath now says "Fear the Scribes most" in the Codex.

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Violet: *Scolding Sloane for getting captured*

Mira: I'm gonna do it.

Brennan: Not yet.

Ridoc: What's going on here?

Mira: Violet learning what we go through with her.

Brennan: Okay, they stopped. Let her have it.

Mira: HEY SIS! HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE A TERRIFIED PARENT OLDER SIBLING COMBO?!

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I feel like Violet is the evilly smiling one because she is about to let Andarna loose AND join her chaos if it's an enemy.

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Venin: We have one of your...

Xaden: Which one this time?

Venin: ... The annoying one who won't shut up?

Xaden: Ridoc?! Again?!

Venin: Oh no that was yesterday. She's kinda... Nerdy?

Xaden: FUCK YOU THAT'S HOT! AND MY WIFE! YOU'RE DEAD!

*Lightning strikes a certain area*

Xaden: Told him he was dead.

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Violet: So Tairn and Sgaeyl are mates, Xaden married me and neither of us showed up to the altar, Mira might have a crush on Drake, Brennan is suspected to have someone, Sloane and Dain are basically me and Xaden 2.0, Teine, Thoirt, and Marbh seem to be pursuing some females... That leaves... Hey Sloane! Wanna play matchmaker for Andarna?!

Sloane: Oh, you don't know that Xaden was courting her?

Sgaeyl: *Starts cackling in Violet's mind*

Violet: I'm sorry... WHAT?!

Sloane: Bringing food is courting if you're not a dragon's parents...

*Lightning storm moves in fast*

Xaden: *In the council chambers* Who pissed off...?

*Doors are blasted down by lightning*

Violet: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH MY DRAGON SISTER?!

Xaden: ... Fuck...

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Typical Sorrengail Family Dinner:

Mira: *Pointing at Xaden* WHY HIM?!

Violet: YOU TOLD ME TO GET WILD SHUT UP!

Mira: NOT HIM!

Violet: *Singsong* Tairn and Sgaeyl said otherwise!

Mira: Teine!

Teine: Nuh uh! You fight them! You have the shield Signet!

Sloane: ... Is this a bad time to mention I pulled a Violet...?

Brennan: YES! Wait with who?

Sloane: Dain.

Mira and Brennan: FUCK YES IT'S A BAD TIME!

Violet: HAHAHA! THAT'S MY LITTLE SIS! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

Xaden: What family did I join...?

Dain: For once, we agree, and I knew them longer...