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He’s nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you’re. I win.
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(303):
Pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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(408):
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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Guess who’s alive?
Incredibles 2 has completely rejuvenated my love for this fandom. I even re-made my Mirage rp blog. I don’t have i2 screencaps and won’t until after the movie comes out on DVD so we’re just going to keep with just the first movie for the time being.
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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did you know, the incredibles 2 comes out June 21,2019?
// No but real talk, I’m really nervous for it. I am sure that it will be a good story (I mean it is still a Pixar movie) but the roleplayer in me is super nervous. I roleplay as a Mirage and I am worried about what this movie will do to both my muse and the canon I have established for the world of the Incredibles (my blog’s main verse is five years after the movie)… I am excited to see what the Pixar team does and hope really bad that they don’t make the same movie...
What I really want is a prequel dedicated to Mirage and Buddy because I desperately want a scene of them island shopping.
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(301):
I’m experimenting with sincerity
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the Force.
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(919):
I don’t need a lecture. I’m 41. I know I’m an idiot.
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(510):
This makes me concerned. Not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah
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(336):
I don’t make mistakes…just understandable bad choices.
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(330):
You tried to call “time out” during the sobriety test.
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(832):
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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(508):
If I was 5 years younger and single…
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She STILL wouldn’t fuck you.
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(315):
I just met his other fuck buddy…I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him…manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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(585):
There’s no such thing as shame in your world is there?
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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