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'I love the emeritus twins'

The emeritus twins:

My pretty princesses fr

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oh yeah baby we’re BACK in BUSINESS

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miis in celebration of tomodachi life 2 announcement heh heh heh heh heh heh

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Yes I repost degrading porn and all that but I hope true misogynists actually die

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random gregory house headcanon

NSFW WARNING

that man love to use his hands and mouth, he don't have p in v sex often he like forplay

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I just know he doesn’t care WHAT time of the month it is he’s getting his dessert!!

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Norman is the only man I’d ever let call me a whore

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𐙚|| hopper headcanon;

⋮he's a big music enjoyer, any kind, from metal, to pop, to classic, he likes anything he can dance to with you

⋮litterally your teddy bear, you can cuddle him, cry into his chest ect ect

⋮if you two have an age gap he'd have a special thing for ruining you innocence slowly, and enjoy watching you blush when he do so, by little comment, or dirty joke he'd explain to you later that makes you all shy.

⋮thigh and tits enjoyer, especially small tits, they fit better in his mouth.

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I need to suck his dick. That’s it. That’s all I need

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like yeah ts is cute and all but when did he learn how to cook?

i mean on a stove…with a pan.

we’ve seen him grill up a few animals with rabies on a fire by the side of the road but that’s lowkey different.

he’s using a whole ass spatula and all.

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daryl head canon, once again

if reader make a comment about liking something, the long hair, the beard, a certain type of clothing; ANYTHING

daryl will do everything to keep it, EVERYTHNG

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barking, meowing, grawling, roaring, i'm going feral

Oh. My. God. His. Arms.

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3 first season daryl headcanon,

my boy was a virgin, he gave me pathetic and unexperienced man, i mean look at him. also he loved milf and as soon as a woman would get a bit motherly and he found her attractive my boy was BLUSHING. anyway ub0aa out!!