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they shouldnt put video games on the switch

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i need … uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh … uhhhhhhhh uhhh uhhhhhh ……… uhhhh uhh.. uhhh h

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guy 1: wow, it's cold as hell today

guy 2: oh yeah, it's cold as shit

third guy who is not aware that those are two commonly used expressions and understands that the first two guys are emphasizing how cold it is but not that the phrase they used can't just have the noun swapped out for anything else: yes, it is cold as blood

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(image composed of orange and purple) forcefield blues

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um *finds happiness despite it all*

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actually my mommy is the one who has issues with me. so.

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I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore

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what is your purpose

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what is your purpose

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eat

worry

uh

sip soup

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blaseball s10 day x colorized

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weird bug

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this post is for whoever sees it first you guys can decide who gets it

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hi parker this post is for you

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post for squid here you go squid i hope you like it you can do whatever with it ok

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bunch of parkers. standing in a line.

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character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

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#yuri moodboard