ultimate-geek14
ultimate-geek14
Bat Sauce
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She/theySorry I didn’t hear you talking about safety protocols, I was busy thinking about- Marvel, DC, The Boys in the Boat, Band of Brothers, Masters of the Air, Star Wars, and so many more
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ultimate-geek14 · 13 days ago
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Something I really need people to understand this pride is that NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO HAVE A LABEL. It’s fine not to.
I tend to just go with queer because it’s the easiest. And I non-binary? Am I demisexual? Am I genderfluid? I DONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU REALLY
I am very tired of having conversations about stuff (anything but it shows up most often in conversations about both LGBTQ+ and mental health) and everyone trying to say actually that’s what abro is or that’s what gender fluidity is or you might be depressed- JUST LET ME FUCKING EXIST
LEAVE ME TO DO MY TASKS AND TEND TO MY PUPPIES AND WATCH MY SHOWS AND EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPIER FOR IT
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ultimate-geek14 · 2 months ago
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@1roseyposy1 this is you and I love you for it
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Dr. Mel King + her hype up song
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ultimate-geek14 · 2 months ago
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I finished watching the Pitt and am making my analysis of the characters and social commentary and overwhelming want to rewatch the whole thing again everyone’s problem. I’m gonna go insane and reign chaos upon the world until someone talks twitch me about it
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ultimate-geek14 · 3 months ago
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Listening to newsies again and Brooklyn’s Here will always make me cackle. There’s no real reason for it, it just seems so ridiculous but it’s so good
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ultimate-geek14 · 3 months ago
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pierce is such a great villain in catws because he’s so bureaucratic and genial and you really do not see it coming. there is something so bone chilling about watching this movie in 2025 right now. hm i wonder what it could be
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ultimate-geek14 · 3 months ago
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Someone needs to get a Newfoundland dog and name it Greenland
Get a beagle and name it bagel
Or a Staffie called HR
A golden retriever named cheerio
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ultimate-geek14 · 4 months ago
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ultimate-geek14 · 4 months ago
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ultimate-geek14 · 4 months ago
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unhinged West Wing + text posts Onion headlines (pt4/?)
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ultimate-geek14 · 4 months ago
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ultimate-geek14 · 5 months ago
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
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would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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ultimate-geek14 · 5 months ago
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I watched Batman v Superman again, actually paying attention this time. It didn’t make it any better, but you cannot tell me that Wonder Woman, Martha Kent, and Lois Lane would not have had regular phone calls to check in on each other. They are all way too empathetic and I REFUSE to think anything different.
Also, let’s consider the irony Superman being considered a hero only after he died. Very relevant to current times, methinks.
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ultimate-geek14 · 5 months ago
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Sleep? What sleep? I’m only familiar with the first 48 playing through the wall.
And of course the absolute banger of LIIIIMU EEEEMMMUUUUU (+ doug)
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ultimate-geek14 · 6 months ago
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I was on the highway and drove past a giant man made out of traffic cones and orange barrels. He had an angry face and was holding a stop sign and it was lovely
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ultimate-geek14 · 7 months ago
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Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals
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ultimate-geek14 · 7 months ago
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ultimate-geek14 · 9 months ago
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Okay, you know how in the lightning thief, Percy was twelve, right? Everyone knows that.
Well, do you know how tall the average 12 year old is?
According to the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital, for boys it is between 54 and 63.5 inches, and girls are between 55 and 64 on average.
Meaning that when they were running around doing all of these shenanigans, Percy was at the tallest 5’2”. (~161 cm).
This boy, all 5 foot 2 inches of concentrated energy and rage defeated the Ares, the God of War.
The God of War was, from his perspective, defeated by a little imp who hugs his friend and crush before a fight.
No wonder he was so embarrassed
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