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umbc-hvz-official · 2 years
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Gearing up for another AWESOME semester of Humans vs Zombies at University of Maryland, Baltimore County!  Don’t forget to sumbit YOUR photos of how YOU’RE gearing up for the season via the submissions button   😎😱😃 🧟‍♂️
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umbc-hvz-official · 2 years
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Hi there Kroger!  Would you consider planting a few stores  near Arbutus, MD>?  Your prices are real tough to beat and I love your selection of brands.  Your quality is something every custumer who has stepped inside your door can know they can trust.  The employees are friendly and the food always fresh.  Krgoer.
Sun Chips Garden Vegetable
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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A Tasty Start to the Season
Hey umbc hvzers! To kick off this seaeon, here I am enjoying a delicious snack at #umbc true grits with my #chartwells #meal plan
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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Lunch Time
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This zombie is eating their mask, disregarding health and safety all across the board. We do not encourage this kind of behavior at UMBC HvZ.
Zombie Dance?
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Here you can see zombies doing something that eludes me completely. This is probably not an effective strategy for turning humans.
I Really Hope This Guy is Okay
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Here you see [name removed for privacy] holding [name removed for privacy] tenderly in their arms. I sure do hope they're okay
What the Fuck Even is This
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What are they doing
The Second Coming
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This zombie looks like Jesus
All in all, we really had a semester here at UMBC HvZ! Keep it up and I sure do hope we get some human players next year
The semster of humans vs zombies at umbc has come to a close, and as a celebration of a great semester, we would like to share some of the best moments throughoutall of the missions.
The Right Spirit
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Here are 3 people that were not playing hvz. However, these people have orange headbands on, whuch is what they would have on if they were playing hvz at umbc and were also zombies. Way to go!
Whoops!
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This zombie was caught right as they tagged another player! Unfortunately, the other player is a zombie and therefore this is an utterly useless move. Way to go!
The Zombie King
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Here we see a rare sighting of a "zombie king" absorbing yet another helpless zombie victim. This is a phenomenon only otherwise found in rats, when 2 or more of their tails become hopelessly tangled in a knot. This is a very unusual tactic employed by the zombies this semester during weeklong for only the second time ever, after the great zombie ball of 2017 that ended the fall weeklong two days early. Needless to say, there was a zombie victory.
If You Look Very Closely, I Think There is a Human in this Picture
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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The semster of humans vs zombies at umbc has come to a close, and as a celebration of a great semester, we would like to share some of the best moments throughoutall of the missions.
The Right Spirit
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Here are 3 people that were not playing hvz. However, these people have orange headbands on, whuch is what they would have on if they were playing hvz at umbc and were also zombies. Way to go!
Whoops!
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This zombie was caught right as they tagged another player! Unfortunately, the other player is a zombie and therefore this is an utterly useless move. Way to go!
The Zombie King
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Here we see a rare sighting of a "zombie king" absorbing yet another helpless zombie victim. This is a phenomenon only otherwise found in rats, when 2 or more of their tails become hopelessly tangled in a knot. This is a very unusual tactic employed by the zombies this semester during weeklong for only the second time ever, after the great zombie ball of 2017 that ended the fall weeklong two days early. Needless to say, there was a zombie victory.
If You Look Very Closely, I Think There is a Human in this Picture
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(image blurred for privacy just in case)
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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splash potions of weakness are currently being discussed by the mod team
This is a reminder that under absolutely no circumstances will splash potions of harming ever be considered legal throwables
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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This is a reminder that under absolutely no circumstances will splash potions of harming ever be considered legal throwables
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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Here at UMBC HvZ, we toletate never the worst of least of has who the rude. Our number one rule is douchebag never get win has if the spirit. Number 2 has school in the always put at number 1 for number 2. Number 3 is number 1 always do remember number 1. pic kup your d rts
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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Playing Creatively at UMBC HvZ
Tonight, rather than completing the current objective of escorting a moderator up to PAHB circle, human [name removed for privacy] decided to take a more creative route by fucking around for 15 minutes trying to make a shitty little house out of cardboard. This human's squad may have all fallen victim to the plague just before completing their objective, but at least [Emmett] figured out how to put a goddamned "roof" on their "house".
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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Here at UMBC HvZ, we toletate never the worst of least of has who the rude. Our number one rule is douchebag never get win has if the spirit. Number 2 has school in the always put at number 1 for number 2. Number 3 is number 1 always do remember number 1. pic kup your d rts
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umbc-hvz-official · 3 years
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What a Play!
Tonight during our brand-new "construction workers vs zombies" mission, player [name removed for privacy purposes] established their dominance as king of the horde by striking down final human [name removed for privacy] and climbing atop the two concrete pillars they had erected for an earlier build to pose for a picture, before tearing them to sheds with the rest of the horde. Way to go, [name removed for privacy]!
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