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me explaining my xenogender and how attempting to understand it will lead to madness and ruin

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so uh

i’m coming out

again

i’m horrorcosmium! my gender is unknowable and attempting to know it is driving me to madness. so, i’ve learned to accept that i got a cthulhu-like monster in place of a gender

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A Minecraft Movie is a gay bromance film and nobody can convince me otherwise

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thinking about this :]

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If you say "I'm a menace to society" people will then assume you're a dude

Kind of hilarious ngl

I don't mine being called a dude but that is indeed hilarious

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holding back the urge to correct whenever someone he/hims kris

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Whenever people ask me whether I’m a boy or girl, I respond with something along the lines of “I’m a menace to society”, occasionally replacing menace with threat.

Guy works fine though, in a gender neutral way.

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Is there any way on Tumblr to turn off asks for everyone except for people who have been following me for x amount of hours or days? I’d like to be able to screen new followers to see if I want to interact with them or not.

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toby said poly and bi rights and i’m all for it

what the fuck was this subplot

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now that i’ve beaten chapters 3 and 4 i am once more obsessed with this game

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YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

YOUR LONG

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG IS TAKING TOO LONG

YOUR TOO TOO

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they look like this when they grow up btw. i wish they could be giant so i can cuddle and pet them idk it’s 10pm and i’m gonna wonder what possessed me to write this when i wake up in the morning lmao

i just think they’re neat

(I would NOT advise doing this with strange. caterpillars if you aren’t 100% positive on what they are. These fellas are fall webworms (Hyphantria cunea) and I fucking love them)

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i just think they’re neat

(I would NOT advise doing this with strange. caterpillars if you aren’t 100% positive on what they are. These fellas are fall webworms (Hyphantria cunea) and I fucking love them)

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it tv tim

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horsei