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I did that with my sister last night and the look on her face was everything😂

Since homophobes think calling things they don’t like “gay” is funny, I think us gays should start calling things we don’t like straight. See how they feel.

“Dude, that movie was so straight, ugh.”

“What are you? Straight?”

“Look at him- He must be straight. Stay away from him.”

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A concept

A flashback to the mosoleum where Klaus pretended to be scared until Reginald leaves. Then he activated his light up sketchers

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Umbrella academy as bobs burgers

Luther:

Mort, kinda just there but is a messed up human being who I HATE

Allison:

Linda, psycho at some moments. Cares about the people she loves and is a mama bear

Diego:

Bob, brooding but loving. I can make fun of my family but you can’t personality. Both are good with knives

Klaus:

Gene. The middle child, neglected and crazy. Both are iconic and arguably the most memeable characters.

Five:

Louise. The most crazy and adrenaline seeking of the bunch. Just two complete adorable and loveable mini psychos. Also I have a theory they are the same height.

Ben:

The land lord. Always there, ominously and brooding in the dark. But a loveable bean on the inside.

Vanya:

Tina, is sad all the time. But bitch you don’t wanna be around when she’s in one of her.... crazy moments. I think they are both secretly lesbian.

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Klaus: I only got four hours of sleep

Allison: I can tell, you’ve got major under eye bags.

Klaus: my life is eternal damnation becuase of one simple joke

Ben: *singing killer queen at the top of his lungs in the background for the millionth time because Klaus made fun of his bentacles*

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Klaus trying to get Luther to go to a small party

Luther: I don’t know that’s pretty far from home

Klaus: bitch please, you’ve been to space!

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I don’t say that to try to feel superior. I say that so they’ll shut up and stop talking to me so I can sneak in naps throughout the day😁🔫

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Don’t think about it

Don’t think about the first time Klaus left the house he didn’t know what to do or where to go.

Don’t think about how the first person he tried to call was Diego

Don’t think about how Diego didn’t pick up and Klaus (who didn’t have drugs in his system) started having a panic attack and didn’t know what to do becuase there were ghosts all around him.

Don’t think about how the second thing he did was go and try to get some drugs.

Don’t think about how he took so much becuase his anxiety was out of control and overdosed.

Don’t think about him feeling at peace before waking up in a hospital. Ghosts sorrounding him even more then him before becuase of all the deaths at hospitals, and no one came to see him.

Don’t think about it.

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Alright it has to be said

IN SEASON TWO I NEED A SCENE WHERE BEN AND KLAUS BLAST BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AND THE OTHERS SLOWLY JOIN IN BECUASE KLAUS ALWAYS PULL THEM INTO HIS SHENANIGANS! ALSO I JUST WANNA SEE KLAUS DANCING TO BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY OKAY!

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One of the 43 kids touring the academy: so what do you do for fun around here

Luther: I don’t know we usually throw things at Vanya

One of the 43: Vanya?

Luther: Hey Vanya!

Luther: *throws water bottle at vanya*

Vanya: *sobbing*

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I can stare at the crowd while screaming internally and make them uncomfortable

Y'all wanna join my emo band

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Allison: *sobbing lightly into Klaus’s shoulder*

Diego: what’s wrong with her

Klaus: we stayed up all night and took random buzzfeed quizzes about which cookie we are

Allison: *sobbing loudly* IM OATMEAL RAISIN!

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Five: ah the nice smell of wanting to die in the morning

Klaus: I experience that every morning except the people are already dead

Ben: frick you

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Shane: this place is so nice, look a swimming pool!

Ryan: this place was the sight of twelve murders and all you have to say is “ThErEs A pOoL”

Shane: it’s eight feet deep!

Ryan: Shane- oh shit it is!

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Alright here’s a Ben head cannon becuase no one else is doing it.

Ben when he came back from the dead didn’t know life without Klaus. So he went to the ocean like he always wanted to. He wanted to see something big and by himself. He let his feet sink into the sand as the waves washed over him. Then he saw her, a young girl. His age now that they’ve gone back in time.

“Hello Ben, I’m y/n l/n and I’m one of the 43.” She said. Something was off about her, her skin glistened in the moonlight... almost see through. “By the way I’m dead” she said. Bens eyes widened seeing that he’d infact inherited Klaus’s power in some odd way and now a ghost was following him the same way he had followed Klaus.

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Diego: I haven’t spoken to that person in years! They did something so unforgivable

Klaus: you don’t remember do you

Diego: they know what they did

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Shane: it’s a nice sunny day, look a bird!

Ryan: *is being dragged away by demons*

Ryan: SHANE GOD DAMN IT!

Shane: the wind seems to be picking up today!

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Five: is murder really illegal if they deserved it!

Everyone: uh yeah!