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Just waiter Steve who’s in tiny black shorts because Robin didn’t like how the pair she was assigned fit. So they swapped, Robin with the baggier basketball shorts and Steve with the short but reasonable pair. Both of them have ties and a button down, and some days even wear sunglasses for the bit.

Though one day while on the clock, Rockstar Eddie comes in. High off his ass. Comes off as a dick, so Steve and Robin double team him. One of them “accidently” trips the other into dumping soup all over him. Then when the other is trying to clean it up, the other is purposely charging Eddie for the soup (it’s not like he’ll notice) and the older gentleman who comes here every day gets a free meal.

Turns out the older man that comes in there every day is Wayne and he’s now sitting across from a soup covered Eddie laughing his ass off because he knows how the wonder twins work when a customer is an asshole. (It’s not the first time he’s received a free meal from them)

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it is that bad

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

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DRAFTING UP PART TWO TO MY LAST ANALYSIS NOW REBLOG IF YOU WANT A TAG!!!

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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Just saw an anti byler post saying “I can’t wait until season 5 comes out and all these bylers go crazy on tumblr as if we didn’t tell them they were delusional” and it deadass made me sad

I wish I didn’t care about byler as much as I do but as a queer kid it means so much to me

Anyways I filtered more tags so I won’t see them😁

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I'm tired of asking for the bare minimum for queer ships

I now demand everything

I want Mike and Will to have a full episode where they're in the upside down together and have a heart wrenching confession with tears and yelling. blood on their faces and sweaty skin, but they don't fucking care because they want the other so badly so they say fuck it.

they kiss and at first it's like "oh fuck did I just mess up?" but then they come together again like two stars colliding and it's amazing. the music is soul crushing. the lighting is soft. they smile. they're happy.

I want them to defeat Vecna with the power of gay love.

I want them to move in together in the epilogue and have a cat. write a comic book together. get married when they're in their 40s and adopt a daughter.

I want everything for them, because I want everything for us, the queer community.

they deserve it.

we deserve it.

screw the bare minimum

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It's generally assumed that Alastor got his film distortion powers after his falling out with Vox OR that he always had them and just held them back to allow himself to be photographed when they were close butttt what if Al being distorted on camera is actually the result of something VOX did TO him....

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S4-7 BUFFY SPOILERS

“Ever since that incident with Miss Kitty Fantastico…”

I’M SORRY, IS IT SUGGESTED THAT MISS KITTY FANTASTICO DIED? AND DAWN KILLED HER?

WITH A CROSSBOW?

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i cannot believe the official marvel page made and posted this.

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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

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PREACH.

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Me when I'm alone

Vs me when I actually interact with people

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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

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Sometimes a ship is just wholesome barbie x army coded lesbian