unassumingcavegoblin

[unassumingcavegoblin]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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I do not care for them in the OG but if they were besties off screen😚

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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@whatcoloristhatcat

Nothing wrong with this cat at all. It's just orange 🐱🐱

[unassumingcavegoblin]

yes

would anyone be interested in patting me on the head for an uninterrupted hour? it is not paid and additionally I will be nonverbal the entire time

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hello , can you please fold one (1) clothe

just one of them, you can do more, but just one is good

thank you

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i did a video

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ah.

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Are there any other music subcultures aside from punk/goth where a sizeable number of people are like, "You don't have to listen to the genre to be part of the culture"? Like are there people who are like "Friendly reminder that hip hop is about being kind and anyone who says otherwise is gatekeeping"

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THEY MET

THIS ISNT A DRILL

JORGE RIVERA-HERRANS AND LIN MANUEL MIRANDA HAVE OFFICIALLY MET

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lest this be lost in the bellicose noise of the day

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an old white guy just called me little lady. ew

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silly little sketch of athena dealing with a young lovestruck odysseus

[unassumingcavegoblin]

hello , can you please fold one (1) clothe

just one of them, you can do more, but just one is good

thank you

[unassumingcavegoblin]

Note game! Because I seen too many and I need motivation to do shit

Oh dear god, I'm editing this because holy shit I live in fear now

1 note- Hi there first person :3

5 notes- I'll pet my cats for you 5 people

10 notes- I'll drink a cup of water

30 notes- I'll watch something that's suggested to me

50 notes- I'll finish a book by the end of the month

100 notes- I'll try to talk more

200 notes- I'll post more often

300 notes- I'll exercise more (not very consistently because asthma but I'll try!) - I'll start June first or whenever I'm feeling mentally stable enough to do so

500 notes- I'll research more stuff I like (mushrooms, poison, ect.) [Just got a book to read on mushrooms so Yay]

800 notes- I'll try to drink water more

900 notes- I'll try to eat a bit more I guess?

1000 notes- I'll talk to my parents about getting a binder or Transtape

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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜