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Doctor: [singing ‘Come and Get Your Love’ by Redbone to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?

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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CDQAHeDDX5H/?igshid=t7zfibust2t3

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A post shared by Raya Zimon (@sun_rayee) on Jul 29, 2020 at 7:48pm PDT

My newest DnD character Kalissa! A Firbolg Ranger based off Canadian Mounties with her best friend Steve. Love it so much. Artist: Sun_Rayee (instagram).

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“anakin, what do you have?”

“a wife!”

“NO!”

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I put together this quick summary of the sports festival arc

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So, I did a “which greek god’s child would you be”, back when I first started this blog and since Percy Jackson is getting a revival I thought I would put it out there for anyone else to use. The second set of numbers in parentheses are my previous scores. Still a Child of Demeter!

Zeus/Jupiter

[ ] You are a natural leader

[ ] You are interested in meteorology 

[x] You would love to be able to fly

[x] You’re not afraid of/you love thunderstorms

[x] The ability to control air and electricity is appealing to you

[ ] Eagles are among your favorite animals

[ ] You get angry when people ignore you or don’t listen to you

[ ] Pride is one of your biggest flaws

[ ] You can sometimes be a bit overdramatic

[ ] Even though you try to be fair, you sometimes come off as hypocritical

3/10 (4/10)

Poseidon/Neptune

[x] Swimming and/or canoeing are among your favorite things to do

[x] You love taking trips to the beach

[x] You get along well with horses, or you love them

[ ] You have often wished for the power to breathe underwater

[ ] The ability to control water sounds awesome

[x] Your loyalty to the ones you love is your weakness

[ ] You can be a bit moody and temperamental at times

[ ] You are interested in seismology or marine biology

[ ] Dolphins and sharks are your favorite animals (or one of your favorite animals)

[x] You have an overall caring personality

5/10 (5/10)

Hades/Pluto

[ ] You tend to make people feel nervous around you

[ ] You are interested in Geology or Forensic Science

[x] You sometimes feel a bit lonely

[ ] Your weakness is that you tend to hold grudges

[ ] Most people don’t see your kinder side because you hide it by being cold

[ ] You crave power over darkness and the dead

[ ] You are drawn to gemstones and precious metals

[ ] When you are in a relationship, you are deeply devoted to that person

[x] You often feel like you don’t belong in the group

[ ] You can be quite cynical at times

2/10 (2/10)

Athena/Minerva

[x] You value intelligence and wit highly

[x] It is a bad idea to get in your way, because you will never give up until you are finished

[x] You prefer to think things through, rather than start working on a problem immediately 

[ ] You tend to let logic get in the way of your emotions

[ ] Owls are among your favorite animals

[ ] You like sewing, crocheting, and other types of arts and crafts 

[x] You are interested in architecture

[ ] You don’t like the idea of someone else being better at something than you

[ ] You usually regret losing your temper after you see the damage

[x] You have arachnophobia 

5/10 (3/10)

Ares/Mars

[ ] You pick fights with other people a lot

[ ] Dogs or wolves are your favorite animals

[x] You like learning about different types of weapons and famous wars

[ ] With a few exceptions, people generally don’t like you

[ ] If you had a power, it would be to have the best fighting abilities ever

[ ] You have a short temper

[ ] You charge into situations without thinking things through

[x] You love playing first-person shooter games like Call of Duty and Halo

[ ] You love violence in general

[x] You are brave and very protective of your friends

3/10 (1/10)

Hermes/Mercury

[x] You have always wanted to/ you love to travel

[ ] You love playing pranks

[ ] You can be very sneaky

[x] You try to help other people a lot 

[x] You are pretty accepting of others

[x] You’re good at using phones and the internet

[ ] You’ve been known to try all kinds of things

[x] You often rely on your sixth sense or intuition

[ ] If you wanted to, you could steal something without people noticing

[ ] You love watching sports competitions or even participating

5/10 (5/10)

Aphrodite/Venus

[x] People have told you that they think you are beautiful/handsome.

[x] You are good at convincing people to do things

[x] You can read relationships very well

[ ] You believe in spreading love (not necessarily romantic) and beauty

[x] You can speak French 

[x] You can see possibilities more clearly than other people

[x]You like pretty things

[ ] You may have been described as a “girly girl” or in a boy’s case, “cute” or “hot”

[x] People sometimes underestimate you

7/10 (6/10)

Hephaestus/Vulcan

[ ] You are good with your hands

[ ] You like tinkering with things

[ ] You prefer inanimate objects over human company

[x] You wish you had the power to summon and control fire

[x] You fiddle with things in your hands when you are nervous

[ ] You have built a robot or some sort of contraption before

[ ] You tend to fall in love with people who you feel are too good for you

[ ] You are afraid of heights

[ ] You have a bit of an inferiority complex

[ ] You love creating things

2/10 (2/10)

Apollo

[ ] You love sunbathing

[ ] You like archery and/or are very good at it

[ ] You like writing poetry and/or songs

[x] You know how to give first aid

[ ] You are good at anything involving launching projectiles (i.e. basketball)

[ ] You can play an instrument

[x] You are afraid of the dark

[x] You sometimes have premonitions about things that are going to happen

[ ]Sometimes you can be a bit of a flirt

[ ] You have sharp senses

4/10 (5/10)

Demeter/Ceres

[x] You like gardening

[x] You would love to have the power to control plants

[ ] You can be a bit bossy at times

[x] You argue with other people a lot

[x] You love flowers 

[x] You are passionate about nature conservation

[x] You eat a lot of grain products

[x] Poppies are one of your favorite flowers

[ ] Geckos or snakes are your favorite animals 

[ ] You feel an unusual sadness as summer changes to fall and then to winter

7/10 (7/10)

Dionysus/Bacchus

[ ] You’re a real party animal

[x] You like grapes/grape juice/wine/kool aid/diet coke/diet pepsi

[x] You love the theater

[x] You think leopards are the coolest animals ever

[ ] If you could have any power, it would be to literally drive people insane 

[x] You become a bit hyperactive when you’ve had too much of your favorite drink

[ ] You like playing Pac-Man

[x] You believe that a REAL party is an extravagant one

[x] You hate being restricted in any way

[ ] Sometimes you tend to go overboard when you are planning things

6/10 (6/10)

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every time I hear this song I just want to cry okay

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HE’S WRITING THE SCRIPT

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Me

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😀🐾🐆👇

😀🐾🐆👇

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stay safe everyone

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begun the rat war has

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I have found my people via /r/memes https://ift.tt/30SsuQv

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this bitch empty, TWEET