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undercooked-icicle · 13 days ago

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ICE UPDATE: A pregnant woman who was shoved violently by an ICE Agent has been sent to the hospital. If she loses that baby, then by republican logic, that ICE Agent better well be charged with murder.

#ice melts #its just a matter of time #decay the state #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #starve the machine #stand up #fuck ice #usa #ice raids

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undercooked-icicle · 19 days ago

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Cant wait for JKR to die so I can go back to having fun with Harry potter.

#jk rowling #fuck jkr #literally she needs to go #azkaban #send this bitch to azkaban #accio rights #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #harry potter #she snitch on my bludger till i quaffle

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undercooked-icicle · 24 days ago

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"Zelda should be played by a woman!"

"Thats a Man!"

BITCH THATS APHRODITE!

#she literally is Zelda #like come on #i thought it was all about looks qith you people?#god damn #she hunter on my schafer till i Zelda #hunter? i hardly know her #schafer? i hardly know her #zelda? i hardly knowa #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #zelda #tloz #link twink

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undercooked-icicle · 27 days ago

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Born to be a hot bitch forced to be an ugly nerd

#help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #bad bitch #please #eyeliner is so hard guys #yas queen #fuckkkk #im so bored #sleepy

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undercooked-icicle · 29 days ago

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With every passing hour I feel myself die a little more

#somethings wrong with me man #idk what it is

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undercooked-icicle · 29 days ago

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Social media is not even fun anymore, man. It's just an endless flood of rage bait that I fall for, attention traps i get caught in, and racism.

#bring back vine #get rid of comments #ban racism maybe idk #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #she tik on my tok till i ban #social media #the rise in anonymity has led to a stark increase in hatefull behaviour that subsequently leads to higher rates of depression and suicide #but sure “30 year old middle aged white man” mental health is made up #sure

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undercooked-icicle · 1 month ago

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Hey, can we like please stop using the anti-Israel movement as an excuse to be antisemitic please? Thank you

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undercooked-icicle · 1 month ago

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Freaky Benson Boone gets a Booner

#benson boone #moonbeam ice cream shmeeple on my shmip pleam #undercooked-ice #help #badass #eat the rich #she boone on my benson till i moonbeam #kenson boone #sex joke no.5

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undercooked-icicle · 2 months ago

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I cannot imagine how fucking boring and sad life has to be when you hate on unimportant shit

#help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #life is for living #i swear #do whats exciting #have a good time #youbonly get one #who cares if its not perfect #who cares what they did wronb #shut the fuck up and let people enjoy shit #tlou #she bite on my cordycept till i clicker #clicker i hardly know her

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undercooked-icicle · 2 months ago

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Me patiently waiting for a new Hunger Games casting announcement:

#omfg god i cant take it any more #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #i need my fix lionsgate #i need my elle fanning effie trinket #i need my fucking Keiran Culken Lucky Flickerman #i fucking need my Ralph Finnes Coriolanous Snow #i love love love Jesse Plemons as plutarch #and McKenna Grace as Maysilee Donner #and im so so so glad we got unknowns to play Haymitch and Lenore #she chance on my woodbine till i explode

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undercooked-icicle · 2 months ago

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Kenson Boone

#help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #kenson boone #ken from the barive #mullet ken #she ken on my benson till i boone #philosophy #please

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undercooked-icicle · 3 months ago

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As long as you have the right paperwork, you can murder whoever you want

#Brian Thompson #Donald Trump #Elon Musk #Rick Snyder #all these men can rot in the deepest pits of hell #fuck them all #do not confuse my emotion with weakness #if they can do it why cant we #denial isnt murder #good people dont die #children dont starve #all the women survive #undercooked-ice #help #eat the rich #badass #eat the skin from their bones #is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow

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undercooked-icicle · 3 months ago

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We are not the same person

#Drew gooden #daniel gonzalez #we are not the same person #guys seriously #they might give Luigi Mangione the death penalty #thats so fucked #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #please

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undercooked-icicle · 3 months ago

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Guys Luigi might die. They want to kill him

#luigi Mangione #deny defend depose #i hope Brian Thompson is enjoying rotting away in hell #fuck that guy #there is no you in United Health #One murder gets you the death penalty but 34 counts of falsefied records gets you the White House #These insects had it coming #save luigi #this is also a cry for help #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #when the poor have nothing left to live for the rich will start dying #Brian Thompson was a murderer

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undercooked-icicle · 3 months ago

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Ughhhh sonofabitch. I'll add it to the fucking list. Ngl this one disappointed me

#joe gatto #joe gatto sa allegations #sa allegations #these fucking white giys #always doing crime #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #impractical joker? more like practical pervert #sal and Q for life baby

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undercooked-icicle · 3 months ago

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Whenever people say "That was the worst movie I've ever seen" about a new movie i immediately invalidate their opinion.

If you've seen it in the cinema, it's not the worst movie of all time.

Unless it's Blonde.

#help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #Blonde sucks ass #please dont watch jt #save your time #watch some good shit instead #Scott Pilgrim #Mickey 17 #literally anything #She Anya on my De till i Armas

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undercooked-icicle · 3 months ago

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Stacey's Mom needs to be on a list for real

#fuck you mean 'just a towel on'm #'tell she liked me from the way she stared' this is a child #help #undercooked-ice #eat the rich #badass #philosophy #please #pedophilic humour #staceys poor dad #Stacey's Dad #He's got it real bad #He's all i want #It dont feel much like a fad #Stacey can you see. Youre just not the girl for me #i know it might be bad. but im in love with staceys dad

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