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@godshideouscreation hitting @paradisiak‘s 15 perc bong 

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LONG RANT AHEAD

Keep scrolling if you wish... So I have a "friend" who claims she "eats organic" and stays away from GMO's, but ask her anything about the marijuana she puts into her body every day? She MAYBE will know its name? MAYBE? Mind you, we live in a legalized state so there's certain information we have about our product that's easy to find. Now, this isn't a rant about weed. This is a rant about the ignorance of this "friend", who literally has no clue why she doesn't like GMO's other than that it seems like the right Liberal thing to do I think (she's never told me why she doesn't like them, always states it as a fact that they're just bad, and once got into a debate with her 17 yr old son about them/ended the conversation when he challenged her on whether they're bad or not by calling him an idiot and saying she couldn't talk to him because of it). A few weeks ago, she smoked a joint that she said put her into a weird trance state where she mumbled nonsense on the phone to one of her boy toys and passed out on the floor of her kitchen. I thought "WOAH THAT'S NOT EXACTLY AN IDEAL REACTION TO A A JOINT??" The next time I went to the same dispensary she got the joint from, they recommended me the same thing. Because I try to be conscious of the THC percentages I'm putting in my body since I have anxiety and the worst thing is overdoing it, I glanced at the percentage before I left the store and it was a whopping 70-something%. The budtender explained that it was an "infused" joint, with bubble hash in it. I took it home with that knowledge and smoked it in short bursts. I told my "friend" that that was probably the reason she had such a bad reaction, partially as a gentle sort of warning like hey pay more attention to what you're smoking. She wrote it off like "oh yeah I know that yeah it has Bubble KUSH in it yeah the newest thing I got has Bubble KUSH in it too!" It took everything in me not to SCREAM at that moment because I said HASH but of course she thinks she's right and knows everything and Bubble Kush is the same thing right? Now she talks about it like LOL REMEMBER THAT TIME, while I remember it kind of painfully because she wrote off how scary a situation it actually could have been. All because she doesn't pay attention to the marijuana she's smoking. She acts so ignorant to all of it, like I can't even talk to her about weed because she's just like "idk what that is". I could say a COMMON strain I love and she'd say "idk". My one friend who also smokes weed and she might as well not be because we can't even really talk about that in common. And for other reasons I've put the word friends in quotes a lot in this rant because I'm just so tired and exhausted with this relationship. She's rude and mean and inconsiderate, but calls herself "inappropriate" instead. But nah, there's a line between making PG-13 jokes with your kids and letting your 11 year old catch you drunkenly making out with your 21 year old boy toy (when she didn't even know that you were dating people already). But we'll just laugh about that right? We'll reminisce about that evening that I will wholeheartedly declare my WORST Thanksgiving ever, when you got OBNOXIOUSLY OBLITERATED on champagne and possessively flirted with your 21 year old boy toy in front of your 17 and 11 year old. This rant turned slightly unrelated from the original intention but that's okay. She just drives me insane. She'll joke about my anxiety in ways that are super hurtful and she'll mask it under the guise of teasing. "I'm just gonna take some of your snack cuz you're gonna throw it up anyway!" "I'll tell my daughter you couldn't go to her performance tonight because of... anxiety...?" I became friends with her because we both smoked weed, we were both from California, she seemed like a sassier, louder version of my older sister. She's older enough than me that she felt almost like a mom. She has her own mental struggles with bipolar disorder, so I thought for sure she'd get me. But instead it's turned into this one-sided friendship where all she wants to do is talk about dick, or complain about her boy toys, or say mean things about her kids that are also disguised as jokes, or complain about how much she hates work, or complain about politics, or make double-edged comments about my anxiety. At this point, you're probably like WHY ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH THIS PERSON IF YOU OBVIOUSLY DISLIKE SO MANY THINGS ABOUT THEM AS A PERSON?? Because we work together. I literally can't avoid her because we work at the same place. And I HAVE to work with her because I'm the Administrative Assistant for the Association Management department and she's one of the Association Managers. So I literally have to talk to her at least a little bit every single day, which may also probs be related to my increased work-related anxiety lately.. blegh. She's the worst. But it's nothing a little more marijuana couldn't help (help me anyway).

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yep

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My cousin is the best

He just meme'd himself. It says "when you win first place but you still petty" and I'm basically dead rn. High and dead. And dead. Lmfao

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Little kiefy bowls🔥

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TUMBLR HATES ME

I was gonna upload a picture on here of the sweet purple af nug that my neighbor gave me, but of course it doesn’t wanna show up in my photo folder on tumblr. It’s there in my photos app, but not when I go to upload a photo here. Whatever, I’ll figure it out.

Anyway. Neighbor is an older dude who's also a stoner and he sometimes shares with me, so I decided to give him some of my Columbian stuff cuz it was amazing and it was about time I shared back. Today he came over to talk to my husband and gave me a purple af, kief-y af nug that he doesn’t know the name of (he’s an old-timer who just likes smoking and doesn’t really care about what kind it is), but he said it’s good. And it looks so nice. And I’m so excited cuz I was gonna just go to the store tonight since I’ve got one bowl’s worth of weed left after yesterday, but now I can wait.☺️

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Let’s smoke 🔥🔥

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me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

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“Glitter Dabbers available @thecrystalcult” by @thekushqueens on Instagram http://ift.tt/1NmD61E #Prismalabs

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Stoner problems

I was like I’m gonna be good and I’m gonna take a break from smoking for like, a week because I smoked so much yesterday I thought no way I’d even want to today. But now I’ve spent my morning watching Buzzfeed videos about high people doing shit like eat pizza and meet a sloth and I’m getting ready to smoke again.

Damn you, Buzzfeed. lmao Also, goodbye Columbian Bastard. You were so good to me and I know your last two bowls will be good to me too. ✌️

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There's only two things in life I'm never too tired for

1.) Getting stoned 2.) Getting laid

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The new bong hits so nicely ~ ^^

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Happy 4/20, Stoners! 🐼 #Panda

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