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Edge: I DON'T DISCRIMINATE, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY.

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high octane asshole vs high E.Q. soccer mom ,, god i love these two goobers <3

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:0 💖!??

1. Well, obviously I loooove my great tastes in friends!! Hi, y'all 👋

2. I like my long, floofy hair! It has a mind of it's own and is awesome at holding things I need

3. I like my sense of humor

4. I like my long legs!!

5. I like how far I've come in both my physical and mental health in the past year

(Gonna tag y'all now uwu)

@undertale-is-sansational @quezq @this-is-rae @tally-kiza @sexy-sans-the-ass

when u get this u have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool

ooh i saw this somewhere and i’m glad this is in my inbox now :D

1: the colors of my eyes (if you didn’t know already they’re kind of heterochromatic, one is a vibrant green and the other is a pale green-gray color)

2: my singing voice

3: my goals

4: the way i draw my anatomy bases

5: the way i draw eyes

aaand i’m tagging @i-am-a-muffin @lunalightdraws84 @i-run-on-dumbass-energy @shandycandy278 @a-self-induced-insomniac @dumbassv32 @blastlight and anyone else who sees this uwu

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Crush react questions! You asked for which bois, I'd like to start with SF Papyrus please. o////o Both what he would do if he had a crush and what he'd do if the crush started crushing back.

also @anon,,, ya know who you are :D

Hmm, its seems y’all are skelelovers of culture ;)),,, okay then! Y’all asked for the boy, ya get the boi!!!

Rus with a Crush

……

By the time Rus begins to take an interest in somebody, he’s already broken out of the whole rough ‘n tumble suave guy act. Not because he wanted to, but because ah shit– it’s hard to act cool when your crush is just that damn cute. Like, seriously. The boy melts faster than a popsicle in summer’s heat when his crush is around.

So when Rus’ crush offers him even an inkling of playful teasing and/ or affection, his dumb Soul goes “💖💖?!" and he’s instantly reciprocating the gesture tenfold. A soft hip bump here, an affectionate hair ruffle there, and if you’re being extra cute– he pulls you in for a hug that has you completely enveloped in his sultry, sugary scent and uh…he may or may not be sniffing you as well.

Also!! Rus is a very good, helpful boy!!! He wants to help you in whatever way he can!!

He’s the kind of guy that’ll lurk nearby if you’re preoccupied with something else, waiting patiently (and eagerly) for you to need assistance. Whether it’s through reaching for something that’s too high up or simply offering you some wise words of wisdom, he wants to be the one that’s there for you. Just knowing that he can hang out with you and not be a nuisance is fucking superb, and plus! He gets the perfect opportunity to showcase his potential boyfriend material to you

Additionally, Rus has a tendency of letting you do more of the talking. He likes to hear about the happenings of your day, and oof– when you start getting all excited and rambly, he’ll rest his chin on his hands and lean in closer, his gaze adoring.

I feel that it’s only fair that I add a bonus hot take for this boi as well:

Remember how I said Rus is super helpful??? Yeah, well– as much as he likes to help, his Soul still malfunctions every time you thank or compliment him. A simple show of gratitude has that marmalade magic rushing to his cheekbones, and he’ll turn away with an abashed, giggly “heh…anytime, darlin’”.

If Rus figures out the feeling’s mutual, he’s heading straight over to your place (you know, after Black aggressively hypes him up in the restroom– both of them squawking words of affirmation into the mirror). He’s out of breath from yelling too much when he arrives and sweats bullets as he delivers a butchered version of his rehearsed love confession to you. If you happen to confirm your feelings for Rus and accept his date proposal, he’ll hide his goofy grin by pulling you in for a long, affectionate embrace.

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I love the "Edge with a Crush" piece! ^_^ What about if the crush starts crushing on him back? Also would you be interested in doing any of the other skelebros "with a crush" piece? I'd love to hear more!

Edge is too busy hiding his own feelings to pick up on those of a reciprocated crush's, so….. oof. Good luck with that one, crush.

But!! You asked for some other skeletons, didn't you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?? Okay then,, since I am an indecisive pos, y'all are more than welcome to knock some sense into me by sending in specific skeletons-with-a-crush asks for me to write about

I…I love them all too much to choose ;w;…. send in some asks about the skeletons crushing pls

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Ace Week just started, y'all. I better not see anyone giving a single fuck on my timeline

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Self reblog for a more...regular posting time!!

I made an actual AO3 section for some new upcoming oneshots! Please give this first one a read and leave a comment or so <3

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I made an actual AO3 section for some new upcoming oneshots! Please give this first one a read and leave a comment or so <3

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Edge with a Crush

Okay, so I really like Edge, right? And so obviously I started thinking cute thoughts about him, right? So uh, yeah. Here's some of my hot garbage (if you guys wanna hear more, hmu i love this boy ;))

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Edge wants to know more about his crush, and by more, I mean every single detail about them. He's not one for social media ("I HATE SOCIALIZING AND I HATE THE MEDIA. ANY MORE STUPID QUESTIONS?), so that leaves him with the next best option: personal interrogations.

He starts with your favorite foods and colors, but then things go awry from there--"WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY?" kind of awry. It's nothing personal, but if it bothers you, you're going to have to set some boundaries with him. And by then, he'll respect you enough to listen…or at least attempt to restrain himself.

ALSO!!! HE TAKES!! YOUR OPINIONS!!! TO HEART!!!

Anything you say, he'll try to remember for future reference:

Oh…,,,you liked that new cologne of his?? Yeah, he bathes in that shit now. That mean thing he said about you eons ago that made you frown? Gone. Banished from his roasting reprotoire. Only lighthearted death threats from here on out.

Speaking of death, anyone who even looks at you wrong must have a death wish. He's protective to a fault, and tends to hover closer to you in public, quietly challenging passerbys. He shuts down all abusive behaviors and is not above using his title of royal guard as leverage. After all, not many are fit to tussle with royalty.

An ~adorable~ bonus hot take:

If he ever thinks you're in immediate danger, his first instinct is to sweep you into his arms. It's cute visually, but man-- is it jarring to go from ground to airborne in .5 seconds. Most of the time, he just…cradles you in one arm against his hip, outwaiting (or in some cases, outrunning) the situation, then forgets to put you back down. Holding you until you decide to call him out on it.

For your sake, don't call him out. It's a long drop from where you're at also why would you wanna leave that wonderful embrace???

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*Insert Shameless Self-Promo Here*

@ostehoes

@ostehoes is my new ask/ roleplay skeleton blog!!!

I'm trying to gain some visibility before I do anything, but!! Rest assured, I will get things going soon!

So...yeah, that's about it. Enjoy!

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oOf guess who made an ask/roleplay blog?

this fool

@ostehoes

Help me out of my writing funk, y'all.

Friendly Introduction

“HELLO AND WELCOME TO OUR LACTOSE-FRIENDLY ASK BLOG! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND STARS– AM I EXCITED TO MEET YOU GUYS! IT’S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE MY, ERM… COUSINS AND I HAD GUESTS OVER, SO WE FIGURED THIS BLOG COULD BE A NICE CHANGE OF PACE FOR US ALL, MOM INCLUDED!”

“It’s, uh… it’s called Mun, Papyrus. Mun as in mundane. Definitely not mom.”

“BUT I DON’T THINK YOU’RE MUNDANE. YOU’RE MORE LIKE… MUNDASHING!”

“Aww, that’s…not really a word–but!! I appreciate the sentiment!!!”

*ahem*

Anywho, welcome to the ostehoes ask blog! I’m your mom–erm, mun-- and this is a blog where you can interact with the skeleton brothers and their AU’s cousins. My main blog is @undertaleimaginationland, but that’s beside the point.

You’re here for this, I assume?

Skeletons You Can Interact With:

Undertale: Sans & Papyrus

Underfell: Red & Edge

Underswap: Blue & Stretch

Swapfell: Black & Rus (don’t flame me on this one, i have my own variant of these boyos)

***I’ll probably add more in the future, but for now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯***

Very Helpful Q&A:

Who are you?

Besides Sans, I’m head of the household! I’ve got a lot of nicknames, but a few of the common ones are Kat, Mun, and Mom. The boys tend to call me the latter one for some reason though…

Feel free to call me whatever you’re comfortable with!

Is this a N/S/F/W blog? 

Haha, nope. I’m not very good at that sort of stuff (trust me on this one) and I wanna keep this a safe space for all of my followers. Suggestive stuff, however, I can mess with. And by suggestive I mean inappropriate jokes, cursing, intrusive questions, PDA, etc. 

It’ll be a case-by-case sort of deal, I suppose, so I’ll let y’all know when I gotta deploy the Holy Water.

Well, what about F/O/N/T/CEST?

That’s another no for me, comrade. I don’t write that kind of ~scandalous~ stuff. The most you’ll get here is a bit of playful banter between the skeletons. Platonic bonding between the skelebros is always accepted with open arms though!

Where, exactly, does all of this take place?

We live in a large, secluded farmhouse near a hay farming business. I know, weird right? It smells pretty good though, like sweet perfume! Lots and lots of wildflowers and splays of flatland to explore. Some large oak trees, too.

Just…try not to get lost, okay?

Do you host events here?

I probably will at some point, but for now, this is just a casual ask/roleplay blog. I’ll play a few silly games and/or questionnaires every so often, but that’s about it. I need to practice my characterizations of the boys, and what better way than roleplay? Besides, I love interacting with you guys!

“….”

So…I think that pretty much sums things up? If you read through all of that, thank you and enjoy sending in some asks! I hope to hear from y’all soon!!!

“OH, AND PLEASE IGNORE THE BLOG’S NAME. THAT… RATHER INAPPROPRIATE LABEL WAS RED’S IDEA.”

“damn right, it was.”

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Hey guys...

Sorry for the inactivity. There's been a lot of personal shit going on in my life. My uncle passed away, my "best friend" backstabbed me, and hell-- to top it all off, I just found out that I broke both of my fucking knees. Both of them.

Whoopty-freaking-doo.

I wanna thank you guys for your patience and apologize for not making any content lately. I know I've been inconsistent, but I promise you guys I'm still here. I love you sons of bitches to pieces!! Please be patient with me, y'all <3

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My bone scan is today, y'all. I'll finally have closure as to what's been bothering my legs :,D

Wish me luck~!

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"Can I use your phone real quick?"

Undertale:

Sans-

"ok."

Sans taps his phone a couple of times before handing it to you. Oddly enough, the search history's been completely wiped.

Papyrus-

"OF COURSE!"

Without hesitation, Papyrus gives you his phone. You know-- like a good boy.

Underfell

Red-

"heh, uh… sure thing, sweetheart."

Red begins to sweat violently as he factory resets his phone.

Edge-

Edge gives you a skeptical look before handing you the device.

"DON'T DROP IT."

Underswap

Blueberry-

"HERE YOU GO!"

Blueberry lends you his phone, smiling politely everytime you look up from whatever it is you're doing. He prays that you don't judge the "HUMAN COURTSHIP RITUALS" and "HOW TO IMPRESS PRETTY HUMAN" tabs he left open.

Stretch-

Stretch, the guy who uses incognito mode and wipes his public search history every five minutes, hands you his phone with a grin.

"she's all yours, honey."

Swapfell

Blackberry-

Blackberry clutches his cracked phone to his chest and squawks.

"WHY?"

Rus-

"okay."

Rus hands you his phone with a wink.

"jus' don't go lookin' through my search history, darlin'."

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Waddup nerds, it's ya boy....

l o n g h a i r.

My PicCrew-Sona: Forever-In-Front-of-the-PC-Chan. Hey there (waves).

https://picrew.me/image_maker/18386/

Get your own here and put it in the chain!!!

And now, prepare to be tagged (kachow!):

@cocofinny @skesgo @maximum-overboner @avril-circus @gingerhaze @whenas-in-silks

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Reblogging this 'ol gem for sanctity's sake

Shit The Skeledads Say

Inspired by my dear father. I love you, dad.

Undertale

Sans-

The Daddiest Dads of All Dads

“homework problems? i gotchu.”

“hi hungry, i’m dad.”

“late for school, kiddo? don’t worry. i know a shortcut.”

“you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man sticks his peepee (consensually, of course) in the woman’s lovehole.”

Paps-

Caring Dad is Caring

“OFFSPRING, HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH YET? NOTHING BUT THE GREATEST DENTAL HEALTH FOR THE GREATEST CHILD!’

“HERE USE A NAPKIN. YOU’RE FACE IS ALL COVERED IN PASTA!”

“DID YOU MAKE SURE TO TAKE THE EXTRA CREDIT FROM YOUR MATH CLASSES? I KNOW HOW DIFFICULT CHILDREN NOWADAYS FIND THAT SUBJECT TO BE.”

“I KNOW YOU’RE ALL GROWN UP, I REALLY DO. BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU ANY LESS MY CHILD!”

Underfell

Red-

The (Over)Protective Dad

“yeah no. you’re not going out dressed like that.”

“yes sweetheart. the baby monitor’s absolutely necessary.”

“are you alright, doll? who needs to get their face bashed in? just say the word and they’re dead.”

“I think it’s about time i let ya have your first drink, kiddo. just don’t tell your mom/dad.”

Edge-

The Overbearing Dad

“EAT YOUR PASTA, CHILD! LASAGNA IS GOOD FOR THE BONES AND SOUL!”

“YOUR CURFEW IS 10:00 PM SHARP! NOT 10:01 OR 9:59. 10:00!! ”

“KEEP UP YOUR GRADES AND I SHALL REVEAL THE MASTERY BEHIND MY PRIZED LASAGNA RECIPE!”

“TROUBLE? MY CHILD? YOU MUST BE SORELY MISTAKEN!”

Underswap

Blueberry-

“STRAIGHT A’S?! CONGRATULATIONS!! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!!”

“B-BABIES?! Y-YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY’RE MADE NOW?!”

“YOU CAN DO IT! JUST ONE MORE EQUATION AND THAT MATH HOMEWORK SHALL BE NO MORE!”

“JUST REMEMBER THAT I BELIEVE IN YOU EVEN IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE THE SAME (WHICH IS QUITE THE BEFUDDLER BECAUSE YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING)!”

Stretch-

The Man-Child Dad

“heh. don’t tell mom/dad, but i’m taking you out to eat tonight.”

“there’s no other point in life other than to live and let live, so enjoy yourself. besides, you don’t know when it’ll all get taken away from you.”

“whatever you do, just please don’t get pregnant.”

“wanna play some mario kart? you do? great. i call playing rainbow road.”

Swapfell

Blackberry-

The Eccentric Dad

“A SCIENCE FAIR?! CONSIDER THE FIRST PRIZE MINE- ERM, I-I MEAN YOURS! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I MEANT.”

“THE NEW AGE OF MUSIC IS ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE! I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT REAL MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE.” *blasts Tejano music in the car*

“YOU KNOW, OUT OF ALL THE SPERM I’VE CREATED IN MY LIFETIME, YOU ARE BY FAR THE BEST ONE I’VE EVER MET.”

“KICK THAT HOMEWORK’S ASS!! MAKE THOSE SQUARE ROOTS AND QUADRATICS YOUR BITCHES!!”

Rus-

The Nervous Sideline Dad

“n-now now, love. we don’t say that word. only mommies and daddies can say ‘fuck’.”

“do you guys need anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know.”

“remember kiddo, netflix and chill is a euphemism for sex. trust me, i would know.”

“you’re not trash, my child. i am. so quit with the put-downs and pick up your appetite. i’m treating ya’ to muffet’s.”

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Damn fucking right