unhingedpolycule
unhingedpolycule
The Nikto Krueger Blog Of Your Nightmares
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Asks are open and welcome! (MDNI in general please :))It’s hot, it’s gay and it’s filthy. But most importantly: it’s not gonna ship itself.
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unhingedpolycule · 1 day ago
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Do I have to say reluctant Krueger Nikto who are in for a MASSIVE surprise after years of getting into fistfights whenever they had to work together. Nikto because his fuse burned up and Krueger because finally. Something to poke at to combat the boredom.
"it's you. it's always been you." but said in a resigned tone. tired, giving into persistent ache, accepting it as a truth. almost comfortable in unrequited feelings, but unable to keep it to oneself any longer
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unhingedpolycule · 2 days ago
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Hello, I wanted to ask if you have any head cannons on Yegor? Or how he interacts with other characters?
Hm, that’s a hard question because I do not really have many hcs for him. But I will try.
Whenever I wrote him, I thought of him as a little bit sleazy? Like… he is just not that nice to be around, especially as a woman or (in Nikodim’s case) a trans man. He will make jokes about it and they might very well be obscene, targeting a person’s private parts.
He has close to no relationship with Nikto, who doesn’t care for him much but he has a complicated one with Krueger. Krueger buys drugs from him regularly, let that be cigarettes or something harder, but he takes care of that for both him and Nikto. So they have SOME sort of positive connection there. Especially because Krueger is not a politically correct person himself. (Read: he is a disgusting asshole) So they will have jokes to exchange. I believe that this changes drastically once Krueger is involved with Nikto and later Nikodim. If you have read Carpathian Forest, you know that I hc Krueger to function as some sort of attack dog/defence for both men so he won’t laugh about any of their personal struggles anymore. As an extension, he will not make jokes about trans men any longer and Yegor gets made VERY aware of the fact that Krueger will not tolerate him doing it either.
As long as they do not talk about this topic, they get along kind of well. There is still some animosity though because Yegor will have some things to say about Krueger’s homosexuality and him being a “bitch” and toning his political views down. And like the sleazy guy he is, he is too chicken to really confront it, so all of his remarks stay in a passive-aggressive territory. It doesn’t make for good talks, so they keep their dealings brief. Yegor knows that it’s stupid to start a fight with Krueger because Krueger is simply the bigger asshole in the room and he knows that this man has the bite to back up his bark.
So… for me, he functions as a kind of mild villain. Homo-/transphobic in language but not the balls to back any of it up, which makes him pretty harmless. Especially because he is a minority in the team!
Thank you so much for your ask, I enjoyed it thoroughly! Never thought about him that much and it was nice putting it into words! He is not a popular charcter, so how come you are interested in him? (Sorry I am like, super curious!)
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unhingedpolycule · 3 days ago
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University doodles :)
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unhingedpolycule · 4 days ago
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Through a life of devotion
I've been quelling my urges to burst
I've been fighting the notion
That my love be coerced
(Ghost, Satanized, edited.)
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unhingedpolycule · 5 days ago
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Slides up next to Nikto; he’s wearing his glasses.
“Hey there sexy four eyes….”
Your attack has not been very successful, I am sorry. Prepare for him to either keep doing his thing, unless you are Nikodim (who he will humor) or Krueger (who he will give a biting comment to) or to simply get up and leave wordlessly. With Nikto, cheap pickup lines might only work if he has an active interest in the person in the first place or if he is like… very, very bored? And if he wears his glasses, he is probably doing his crosswords, so that’s a clear “do not disturb” sign right there!
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unhingedpolycule · 6 days ago
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In the process of trying out Magma (which is a browser based, collaboratitve drawing tool) but trying that out only really works with others. Any Krueger Nikto artists out there that wanna spent this nice, sunny afternoon trying it out with me and doodling together?
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unhingedpolycule · 7 days ago
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Krueger checking Nikto like a horse whenever they reunite after sometime of not seeing each other. Full package. Gums, eyes, between the fingers. “Nikto, stick out your tongue. You don’t want to? No issue. I am gonna get to it.”
First thing off the transport, it’s inspection time for these two. Krueger might not be soft and ask Nikto how he is doing but he s damn well gonna find out either way!
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unhingedpolycule · 10 days ago
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Winged Hussar, Chapter 7: Little Lad
Nikto has a serious talk that leaves him stumped. Krueger comes just at the right time to take his mind off things.
Winged Hussar, chapter 7 is up to read!
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unhingedpolycule · 11 days ago
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Nikto’s and Krueger’s wet dreams, respectively.
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unhingedpolycule · 12 days ago
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Me, sweating profusely while writing Krueger taking meth just for Nikto to snort coke off his right ass cheek: Google, how quickly do meth sores develop?
Google: Depends on a lot of factors :)
Me, sweating even more: And… what would those be?
Google: :)
Me: ...?
Google: :)
Me: Google?
Google: Here are some help hotlines. You know, just in case someone in this room struggles with substance abuse :)
i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like
"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
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unhingedpolycule · 14 days ago
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Just men being men… chopping wood. Engaging in amusing foreplay. The ush.
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unhingedpolycule · 16 days ago
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(Veeeery carefully slides in here) Hi folks! Since my bachelors thesis is behind me now and I can breathe a little, I would love to open two commission slots :)
Your commission should take me between 3 and 6 weeks to complete and you will receive updates whenever I make some meaningful changes to it, so hit me up if that sounds like something you would enjoy!
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unhingedpolycule · 18 days ago
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First light // Last light
Or: Tales from the tarmac
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unhingedpolycule · 20 days ago
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I love the trope of characters underlining that they “perfectly fit together” during spooning, “Each concave and convex curve aligned, each muscle finding their counterpart, hands designed to intertwine”. It is an unconscious belief that they belong together because their bodies are made this way, that there are different ways to spoon/backpack and you just mold your body against theirs to fit, to be as close and intimate as possible. No matter if the one who hugs is small, so they kiss their lovers shoulder blades, if they are the same hight, so they kiss their lovers neck or if they are big enough to fully engulf them, reaching the top of the hair.
It is so human to want to believe in a divine love that we find it in each little act, in each press of skin on skin and in the very concept of an embrace.
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unhingedpolycule · 22 days ago
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Winged Hussar, Chapter 6: Strange Trails II
Returning to the forest, Nikto finds frustration. At least until he takes the plunge into cold water and reaches for what he wants.
Winged Hussar, chapter 6 is online now!
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unhingedpolycule · 23 days ago
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University is rough but kn is there to save the day.
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unhingedpolycule · 24 days ago
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throwing a piece of cotton at you <3
(Throws Nikto sketches back at you) <3
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