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Description: TikTok from user notryanprimer. He's greenscreened over a picture of the galaxy and spooky music plays. "Here's a list of things that yes, are possible, but probably will never happen in our lifetime. Starting the list off at number one, we have me and you having good mental health."

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Description: TikTok from user tokyo_sims. Man-on-the-street style interview in Shibuya, Japan. Two men speak in Japanese with English captions.

Interviewer: Have you ever gotten a girl pregnant?

Interviewee: If they're walking around here, I've gotten them all pregnant. (pulling up shirt that says "suck my dick" in English) Suck my dick! (in Japanese) You will get pregnant within 5 meters of me.

The interviewer looks down at his own stomach and the interviewee puts a hand on his shoulder.

Interviewee: (in English) I love you.

The interviewer stares into space, presumably having an existential crisis.

Interviewee: (in English, showing off the shirt again) Suck my dick!

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Description: TikTok from user c00mer0n. A person cosplaying as Anya from Mouthwashing is sitting in the back of a car and holding the camera. They say "I'm ready to party, are you ready to party?" The guy next to them says "Yeah let's party!" Anya says "You ready to party?" and flips the camera to the front of the car. A Curly cosplayer is in the driver's seat. (The character has raw red skin, a bulging lidless eye, lipless teeth, and is covered in bandages with a party hat on his head.) Curly weakly says "Kill me."

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Description: Tiktok from user azuldibujos. It starts out with an animation of a TV. "Brain Stew" by Green Day plays over news segments talking about the United Healthcare CEO shooter. "Law enforcement found shell casings at the crime scene with the words deny defend depose." The phrase "deny defend depose" is repeated over and over by different news anchors. It cuts to an animation of the shooter behind the CEO with the phrase scrawled on top. There's a star next to each word, the one next to "deny" falling on the CEO's back like a target.

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Description: TikTok from user marcuspork. He says "Me and my goth cousin do not have the same religion. But there's one thing we can both agree on." There's a sparkly transition and a t-shirt with "Jesus is a woman" written on it in marker appears in both their hands and they read it out together.

Goth Cousin says "And it is sexist if you think otherwise."

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this is basically a short horror film

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Description: Tiktok from user ".daddy.warbucks". A woman is holding an orange kitten. He wiggles to get down and she puts him on the sink. "Defying Gravity" from the Wicked movie plays. "Everyone deserves a chance to-" She opens a can of cat food and he leaps in the air to get it. "-fly!"

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Description: Tiktok from user definitelynotbwandyn. It's a reply to a comment reading "can you post tutorial of how to acquire gmail pls im struggling to find one." They're holding up a small French bulldog puppy. Their voice has a whispery filter over it. "This is how to catch a gmail using the dragon fruit method. Step 1. Get yourself some fresh dragon fruit. Gmails love dragon fruit. Step 2. Place your dragon fruit in a small room and wait around a corner. It normally takes 30 minutes for a gmail to show up." The puppy is absolutely devouring the dragon fruit. "It's important to sneak up on it as you don't want to spook it. If you don't sneak up on it, your gmail will get scared and run away as shown in the video. Once you have quietly approached your gmail, you can now grab him. Step 3. Assert your dominance. You want to rotate your gmail until he is looking at you. Now make sure he knows who is the alpha. Step 4. Wash off all of the residue. You don't want your gmail to have dragon fruit all over him. And just like that. You have yourself your own... gmail!"

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Description: Tiktok from user adelinejclose. The caption says "POV: there is a group conversation happening and I have a fun anecdote to add and I'm desperately trying not to talk over anyone but I keep timing it wrong and missing the break in conversation." The audio is a guy singing to the tune of Boq's part of Dancing Through Life from Wicked. They lip sync "Listen, Nessa. Um, Nessa? Nessa? Um Nessa? Nessa? Um Nessa? Nessa? Um Nessa! Um Nessa... Nessa! Nessa! Nessa? Nessa..." They back away awkwardly.

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Description: TikTok from user milesmcqueen_. A guy with reddish-pink hair is sitting in a car wearing a Great Wolf Lodge uniform. He desperately screams at the camera "Don't drop out of college!! Don't drop out of college!! Don't drop out!! Don't drop out of school!! Stay in school stay in school!! Don't drop out!! Don't drop out of college!! Don't drop out of college!! Don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it-"

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"oh you know him"