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Lucky booped you!

"..Aua..."

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BOOp n BAMF! :D

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Reminder that bamfs are not demons but the shapeshifting spawn of a maggot and fish from hell and only look like nightcrawler because they like him.

So wtf would a bamf look like if it belonged to a more humanoid person? Tiny naked man? Guys please this is haunting me.

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Do you like tea? If so, what type of tea do you like?

"The gossip kind."

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we need a cuteness aggression equivalent term for when you see art of your favorite character you like so much that you sincerely cannot think of anything to put in the tags that isnt "im going to start biting off my own fingers"

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Jesus okay,

So overwhelming vote for yes on the reader being a mutant

Now I just gotta think of what kinda ability they'd have

I'll see what I can do, gotta bang my brain on the wall to get any ideas out

But I'll try to write out a sample one-shot to see if you guys are okay with the dynamic I got in my head for Reader and Lucky

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Do you think catnip has the same effect with Bamfs? If not, do you think there would be anything that affects the Bamfs in a similar manner that catnip affects cats?

Mm maybe, I can see that happening. I don't think it would be catnip though, as cute and playful as they are, I don't see them as 'cats' really.

I think cinnamon sticks would be better fitted, or specific earthy spices like cloves. They chew and teethe on cinnamon sticks and the aroma reminds them of smoke so they get all hyper 😖 Cinnamon reminds me of something that always includes warmth, the seasons that bring cinnamon just make me think of a fire and smoke.

I think you could make a blend of these things to mimic catnip and make 'bamfnip.' Here's a recipe for you!

3 cups of crushed cinnamon sticks, not powder. Small chunks work best.

1 1/2 cup of crushed cloves, add as necessary

1/4 cup of charcoal, can be taken from remains of a past fire or pure charcoal

1/4 cup of crushed Badian

1/4 cup of lavender buds

1/4 cup of valerian root

1/4 cup of Skullcap

Mix together in a bowl, make sure cinnamon is the dominant ingredient.

Place in a smoker. The smoke will infuse with the spices and herbs, giving them a familiar scent and taste.

Place in a storage jar with a strong seal. Let sit for a day, then serve on top of food or stand alone.

Results will encourage hyperactivity, reduce anxiety and stress, and give a small spike of euphoria, causing them to experience a high. This high is harmless as the spices and herbs don't have any serious effects to their health. Bamfs naturally consume these spices and herbs, so it benefits their health!

Do not be alarmed if some bamfs become sleepy or sluggish instead of hyperactive. Results vary per bamf.

Important: Crushing encourages chewing and teething. Bamf teeth don't stop growing! They sharpen as well as grow, so they chew to dull their teeth so they don't bite themselves on accident.

Happy nipping! 💙

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lil doodle of kurt with a tummy

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I just love the thought of Lucky's tiny hands holding on to things.

Tiny fuzzy guy gives me so much cuteness aggression.

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Redrawing even more moments from X2, for fucks sake Logan he was so happy to see other mutants, be fucking polite?!?

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i think a bamf weighted/heatable plushie should exist. someone please. if i had any sewing talent he would have been on my desk yesterday-

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NIGHTCRAWLER PLUSHIES ARE UP FOR PRE-ORDERS!!

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The most fire artwork of kurt ever

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Can't believe I'm saying this but the weather is slowly changing in Gaza again and it rained quite heavily this week. Knowing this while literally 90% of Gaza's population has been displaced, many living in makeshift tents, is a terrifying thought. Since last week's rain, many people are left without a place to stay and their belongings destroyed by the rain.

The cost of tents is between $700 and $800 which is beyond practically everyone in Gaza right now. However, the Sameer Project are crowdfunding and providing these families with tents. You can help out by either donating and/or sharing their initiative with your friends and community members.

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