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my favourite thing about the madagascar movies is that no one's a sane fucking person
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I'll be the lawyer !
(also, who's knee is in the clip???)
I love proposing to my friends flower husband style!!
Uh video of it under the cut ug but no one cares 🫶
@sytthewhale voice reveal not clickbait and me too but no one cares 😒
The divorce thing is abkut real life
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Chat I lied these are from Jan 31 and Jan 16th

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Unplanned lobotomy in my notifications in 2025...... carpool ily 😻😻😻😻😻😻
hey bae😍😍😍
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Where the FUCK is "Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009"
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2024 over who cheered
Anyways
Art comparisons 😼😼 (January something it's on this blog) (ig I didn't draw any serious art in thay month or traditional art idk) -> December 19 cause everything more recently is either not serious, bad, or I didn't wanna use it


I have fun ig idk
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Looked back at this post and it's still silly❤‼️‼️


i will be ignoring your dni actually
would a picture of hamm make it okay


HAMM!!!!!


Take a. Rusty in return
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no ᴅʏɪɴɢ enough 𝔻𝕐𝕀ℕ𝔾 🇳🇴! 🇲🇴🇷🇪! 🇩🇾🇮🇳'! No more 𝐝𝐲𝐢𝐧'! 𝔻𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 is just it's just ɪᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ωяσиg nahhhhh ɴᴇɢʜʜʜʜ i sound like a gσαт 𝙽𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙷 𝔒 𝔉𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔖𝔠𝔬𝔱𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔴𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫
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WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS
"i'm me. i just dont know who me.. is"
jim is getting too relatable recently guys
"you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?" neil gaiman i hate you for this
#good omens#im so normal about good omens#cigarettes out the window started playing as i read this#Im in love with TV Girl#anyway#you get to be bald a second time#because of this#😘😘😘
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My dearest mother does work/helps with Lasik qnd its spooky
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You being the He Him lesbian that you are, you should know that we are always going insane.
to everyone who recently finished rewatching good omens
how we feeling
we still going insane?
#good omens#im so normal about good omens#we couldve been.. us#wkeoaltwbotpfaltyamicaroyycaromwataggottouawsoeptwaimtlfynraiwltsMMMimigabcdigottwcjttouwdnhwdnhttwntgaftjbauyamwdys?#rb#why are you like this/j#OH. MY. WORD.!😡😡#we could have been..us#*insert the kiss that broke humanity*#anyways#you have issues
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You either have amazing relationship advice or think that setting a building on fire together would be romantic.
why is an aro person so good at relationship advice....
dies
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She seems more like a 'I tried to commit insurance fraud and ended up killing 3 people' type of girl.
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Aww man!

I feel like I'm being broken up with
#what do you mean you dont want to be my dad#i see nothing wrong with this/j#RB😻#i love you reese#what if#instead of making you bald#i give you the weird blowout bowl cut#the boys at our school have?#upgrade?
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