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Mass Following

I mainly follow Victuri blogs but i need more content of other pairings on my dash if I’m going to make @yoi-withthe-shit work. Please like or reblog this post if your blog has any of the following and you regularly use tags. I like posts tagged and try not to follow people that don’t tag (i get that some people just don’t care but it’s not my style).

So please please /please/ only reblog if you tag and have any of the following pairings:

Otayuri YuriYuu JJBek Pliroy Otapliroy Milasara SeungChuchu LeoJi ChrisVic ChrisVicYuu Any other rare pair I’m forgetting. I want to see like every pairing from this fandom on my dash.

Also!!!! If you write for any of these ships and you post your fics on tumblr, when you reblog please put your writing tag in the tags so i can reblog those as well.

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Is this blog dead? :(

No, not dead! I am taking a hiatus because I have no internet at home and not enough time to post while at Uni! Don't worry, it will be back soon!

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For every YOI shipper

This blog is still on hiatus because I have no internet and still have been unable to set the new admins but let me tell you. If you happen to appear in the so called "shit list" don't worry! Come to this blog! It doesn't matter what ship you write (even if it is popular!) And we'll make sure that your fic and you receive the love it deserves! Or even if the "problem" is not a ship. Every ship and every author deserve love and there will always be people interested in what you have created. Don't let immature people dictate what is Ok and what is not. It is good that people have different tastes and also to know when to avoid stuff that you don't like, but that is in no way a reason to call people and their work "shit" or "gross". Please let this fandom be an awesome and positive place to share our creativity! Don't let others put you down! ❤

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NSFW HC: Ji calls Leo "Papi" in bed

Wow. WOW. YES. IDEK. The first time it happened, Guang Hong was being super flirty (+cute obviously) so Leo is just. Gawking at his bf like... What? And Guang Hong had to ask if he said tjat right haha

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YuriYuu Sick Day headcanons~

I’ve been feeling unwell all day so I want to share some sick day head canons to cheer myself up T ^T

Yuri is the biggest baby ever when he’s sick. He’s rarely sick so even the most minor cold feels like death is coming for him.

It’s also either a minor cold that lasts a day, or something like the flu that lasts two weeks. It’s nothing in between. 

Yuuri gets sick not super frequently, but frequently enough that he can get through it with minimal issues.

Yuri tho, does nothing but whine. He turns into a loudest, whiniest, and neediest person. Holy shit he turns into clingwrap. He tries to tough it out and be tough but he just…fails horribly.

Yuuri doesn’t mind it though because he gets to dote on Yuri and he never allows that otherwise.

That said, Yuri is the one to always force Yuuri to the doctor because “you make me suffer the doctor so you need to suffer the doctor too” otherwise he’d never go on his own. 

(they both are pretty bad about going to the doctor on their own though)

Poor Yuuri always seems to get whatever crud Yuri had shortly after. Yuri rarely gets Yuuri’s sick.

Yuri’s cure all for Yuuri being sick is to make him soup. It doesn’t matter what Yuuri is sick with, he’s getting soup. 

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Ohhh dear JJ!

My first contribution for this beautiful ship, with a shitty sketch :D 

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Is anybody interested in helping me admin this page?

As long as you love any yoi ship that can't be considered popular, it would be amazing to get help!

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Do you like Victuuri?

Only in very specific situations. In general it's not my cup of tea. I think they are cute but that's all.

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Day 1, Birthday. Je l’aime a mourir

Entry one for PliroyWeek2k17! I can’t even believe I actually managed to write something! I will be translating it into spanish, of course. Used “Je l’aime a mourir” by Francis Cabrel. It is so short, sorry!

I was nothing, but here I am now, watching over the sleep of his nights, I love him to death.

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"Ugh... What are you doing?" Yuri asked. He would roll his eyes if he could. He could feel the soft movement in his stomach, which indicated that they were in an elevator.

"You will see, my chaton. Ha, get it? You will see, because right now you can't!" Was the answer he got from JJ, which earned the canadian a jab to the stomach. "Ow, ow! Okay,sorry, it was lame, I know."

"Yes, it was. Like you." Yuri answered.

 Sadly, at the moment he depended on JJ to walk, as a piece of black fabric was covering his eyes. He couldn't just kick his ass lest he wanted to fall.

 "Are we there yet?" He asked when the man guided outside.

"Are you always this impatient, Plisetsky?"

"Are you always this annoying? Oh, wait. Yeah, you are."

JJ chuckled again, and damn, damn his laughter for being so attractive. Like all of him. Thankfully the fabric covered that part on the top of Yuri's cheeks that used to get a slight pink.

 Suddenly, they both came to a halt. Yuri felt JJ's steady hands leave one of his arms and the middle of his back. He wanted to ask if he could take the blind off, but decided to wait when he heard music started to play.

 It was a soft guitar, but what startled him was JJ's voice, singing. In French.

That was what it took for Yuri to take the fabric off his eyes. He was there. With that smile that could overdo the sun's brightness. With that soft voice that, before, had lulled him to sleep. With a big bouquet of red roses next to a cute lion plushie. On the roof of a building, he didn't knew which one, but it didn't matter quite as much as the beautiful sunset that was behind him.

 Moi je n'étais rien

Et voilà qu'aujourd'hui

Je suis le gardien

Du sommeil de ses nuits

Je l'aime à mourir

 Vous pouvez détruire

Tout ce qu'il vous plaira

Il n'a qu'à ouvrir

L'espace de ses bras

Pour tout reconstruire

Pour tout reconstruire

 Yuri couldn't quite understand. But it didn't matter. Not when the brightness of JJ's eyes showed him everything. Every once of sheer love that was spilled from his voice.

Yuri felt breathless. Standing there in what seemed to be the middle of the Universe. As if he was, indeed, the very center of JJ’s universe.

 Il a bâti des ponts

Entre nous et le ciel

Et nous les traversons

À chaque fois qu'il

Ne veut pas dormir

Ne veut pas dormir

Je l'aime à mourir

 Oh, how he wanted to hug him right now. But he couldn't even move. It was so unfair, the way he could put a spell on him with his voice. Yuri could be a raging ball of energy and scowls and bitter words. But that voice had the power to calm him, to make him smile, and to feel a whole world of loving words getting stuck in his throat.

 Il a dû faire toutes les guerres

Pour être si forte aujourd'hui

Il a dû faire toutes les guerres

De la vie, et l'amour aussi

 By the time the words started fading from JJ's voice, Yuri wasn't aware of the tears that were running down his cheeks. JJ stood from the little stool he had been sitting on, and walked over to him.

"Oh... don't cry, my darling..." He sighed, kissing away those tears that were quickly replaced by new ones.

"I-it's your fault..." Idiot, he would have said any other time. But not today. "My love..." he finished, finally hugging the other skater, burying his face in his chest.

"Happy Birthday, mon chaton. My Yuri... I love you to death." JJ said, before sealing their lips with a soft kiss.

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Please bring some Vikturio, Pliroy or Otapliroy headcanons or scenarios or actually anything you want! Sfw and Nsfw!

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i actually really do not ship most of the ships on this blog but im following anyway because i love the ship positivity

That is so nice of you, hon! It's okay, there is a reason why many of them are not popular, but I think that every ship is precious!

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I really have to do it xD 

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Beautiful

Any headcanons on how JJ or Yuri act while riding Otabek's motorcycle? :D

Well, I will do it in an Otapliroy perspective, so feel free to tell me if you wanted it only friendly or monogamous JJbek or monogamous Pliroy ^^’

Yuri and JJ fight a lot to ride Otabek’s motorcycle with him.

Eventually they have to decide with rock paper scissors the first time, and then they switch

“You got on it twice !! So now I can ride on it twice in a row too !” “Liar ! it didn’t count when it was for a ride of less than 5 min !” “You can’t change the rules like that !”

Luckily Otabek always manage to have them calm down

JJ can be pretty cuddly, hugging Otabek from behind

Otabek doesn’t mind but it surprised him at first

JJ is the type to comment on everything around them and try to converse with Otabek despite it being difficult to really talk like that

JJ will sometimes ask Beka to let him drive the motorcycle.

Beka was pretty worried at first (and actually still is)

He trusts JJ, but he’s afraid he will space out, get distracted, don’t check his speed or miss a red light out of inattention…

surprisingly, JJ is really focused when he’s driving, not even talking.

Yuri is not really cuddly at first, not trying to cling on Otabek at first. Gotta preserve his fierce kitten front.

But eventually he becomes more cuddly and cling on Beka

He also tries to have Beka letting him drive, but he doesn’t have a license.

JJ’s like “jealous ? I can drive this cool motorcycle with Beka clinging on my back”

Beka gently hit JJ’s head while Yuri is burning with rage

Eventually JJ hugs him and Yuri is in a “I love your hugs but I’m still pouty” attitude

He will demands a kiss from each of his boyfriends to accept to stop pout

And a plushie from each of them

That’s all I have :’D

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You’ve heard of Hades and Persephone, now get ready for

JJ and Yuri.

or Yuri and JJ. 

No, really. 

Jean-Jacques is the God of the Underworld, who finds himself the unluckiest one between his two bros—Michele, God of Thunder and Lightning, and Emil, God of the Sea—as he inherited the dank world of the dead instead of the shining kingdom of Mount Olympus or even the sparkling kingdom of the oceans. He’s torn between complaining (“C’mon, Mickey, just one day!” “No.” “You don’t even enjoy being the king!” “YEAH BECAUSE YOUR WILY SISTER SARA IS FLIRTING LEFT AND RIGHT WITH EVERYTHING THAT MOVES” “You’re exaggerating and you know it.”) and enjoying it (“You know what? To hell with them. I’VE got the biggest kingdom AND I’m the richest!” “That’s the spirit, JJ!” “And I don’t have to listen to Mickey rant about Sara in my palace!” “… Yeah, I’ll admit, I’m kinda jealous, JJ.”).

Yuri is the unlucky grandson of Nikolai, God of the Corn—unlucky in the sense that he doesn’t exactly want to be a harvest deity. He dreams of being a badass god of something, but unfortunately, growing crops isn’t exactly intimidating unless you make them as tall as trees and Grandpa doesn’t approve of that. (“But why not? It’d be cool!” “Yurochka, we’re not feeding giant-sized mortals.” “We could feed the giants themselves…” “They can feed themselves just fine. Now keep plowing.”) He wants to be taken seriously as a deity, but with his flower-blooming powers and uncanny ability to attract cute wildlife, he fears he’ll forever be known as that one pretty god. (“I AM NOT A GIRL YOU ASS”)

When the mischievous God of Love, Viktor, decides to shoot an arrow into JJ’s heart and make him spontaneously kidnap Yuri (“VIKTOR YOU PRICK I’LL KILL YOU JJ YOU IDIOT LET GO OF MY LEG”), all of the pantheon breaks loose. (“… You know, I think, for once, Viktor’s idea was great.” “I agree.” “Good luck, Yurio!”)

Sort of.

Soon, the temporary love spell is broken and JJ is more than willing to return Yuri to his worried grandfather after all the trouble he’s caused, but unfortunately, Yuri’s decided he isn’t leaving until he gets a better power from the God of the Underworld himself. (“Let’s switch places! You probably suck as the Lord of the Dead anyway!” “… I’ll have you know I take full offense to that.”)

Alternatively,

Yuri is the cranky God of the Underworld, little brother to Viktor the airheaded God-King of Mt. Mappa, Georgi the hopeless-romantic God of the Sea, and Mila the mischievous Goddess of the Hunt. Despite living away from the other gods, Viktor keeps hounding him about his crush on one of his cute temple priests, a mortal named Yuuri. (“VIKTOR I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID—OI GIVE ME BACK MY GUARD CAT YOU LIL—” “I saw you eyeing MY Yuuri!” “I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR MORTAL JUST LEAVE”) Between his family and all the other annoying deities, Yuri never gets a break—which is why he never goes out of his realm. (“Otabek, cancel all my appointments in the upper world.” “Are you sure? Your brother is expecting—” “Exactly why I’m staying in.”)

JJ is the God of Harvest, who considers himself the king of all mortals. (“You may be the king of gods, Viktor, but I rule the earth!” “… Well, he has a point.”) He’s not too popular with the other gods the way he wants to be, but with nice and loving mortal fans and his best friend Isabella the Goddess of Flowers—whom he’s thinking about trying to date nowadays just to change things up—life’s not too bad. Until he gets accidentally kidnapped by the grumpy Lord of the Dead, that is.

In Yuri’s defense, the last thing he’d ever want to do in the mortal realm was to steal some half-naked asshole off the face of the earth. But due to a conniving bastard god by the name of Viktor, a fleeing JJ accidentally catches a ride with Yuri in his awesome chariot just as he’s about to descend back into his realm. Yuri’s all for kicking him out his kingdom… and surprisingly enough, the harvest god actually leaves him be…?

Only for the asshole to come back down the next day to pester him—because he’s bored.

Let’s just say the earth’s seasons are gonna be very wacky for a while.

TL;DR: This is my Hades and Persephone AU for Pliroy - an AU loosely based on the Greek Pantheon and features the most rom-com-y couple next to Viktuuri to ever rom-com, so someone should really get me away from this AU before I horrify you all with crack fics.  

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Fulminate

(fuhl-muh-neyt) Verb 1. to issue denunciations or the like (usually followed by against) 2. to explode with a loud noise; detonate. 3. to cause to explode.

It was usual for Victor to stop Yurio from attempting to take on such trialing risks during their coaching sessions but never had he seen the young skater like this. Yurio slammed the blade of his right skate into the ice, face red and eyes stern as every reason as to why he should be allowed such a jump fumbled out of his mouth. Victor stood, eyes widening as he watched Yurio fulminate against his restrictions. Victor fully understood it. Fully understood why Yurio would want to perform his signature jump. He was going to be competing in the Grand Prix soon for the first time and he was headed for gold.

Victor cupped red cheeks that were tinted more from embarrassment than rage. He knew exactly why Yurio wanted to perform that jump. He gazed into gleaming eyes full of passion, full of such tenacity and drive. He could teach him now. He was more than certain Yurio could pull it off. But what the boy needed was more than a new move, more than the signature move of Victor Nikiforov.

He needed competition.

Victor pressed his nose to Yurio’s to stop the onslaught of exclamations, sternly ending practice and promising to teach him at a later date. He watched Yurio gather his equipment, tug his jacket closed and glide out of the rink at a pace he hoped would hide his flushed face. Victor would have to do something for him, find some way to bring out the grace that lied within the ferocious tiger that was this young skater with too much talent for his own good. And from the confines of his home, a notification that had him linked to a video gone viral, Victor had found it. He had found the perfect opportunity to cultivate the young skater he was so taken with.

He smiled softly to himself as the video played, his idea flourished and his mind drifted to a blond Russian fairy that had to be the most beautiful skater he had ever seen dance on the ice.

‘I’ve found your competition, my precious little kitten. I cannot wait to see you blossom.’

Victurio WotD; February 4th

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PLIROY, YUYUU AND VICTURIO PLEASE!

All done hon!