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I wish I could erase my memory so I could experience watching Venom: The Last Dance for the first time all over again 😔

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i'm going to spontaneously combust i love them so much

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here’s my conspiracy theory of today

DB Cooper is still falling

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We don't talk enough about not only Fizz making it rain on Ozzie during his solo

But also him trying to hold Ozzie up during his pole dance and nearly collapsing under Ozzie's weight.

I love them.

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My Favorite Things from Helluva Boss S1E2 

Are the dead mice for them or for the plants? 

The crown built into Octavia’s beanie  

The time and care put into his little replicas of M&M 

How much Blitzo loves his crown  

That even though Moxxie is terrified of the mascot, he stands in front of Millie to protect her  

Why is the mascot double cheeked up? 

Fizzy toy is 40% asbestos    

Blitzo is living out his best spy dream  

Stolas’ owl laugh  

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Same Energy.

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So, like everyone wears clothes in hell, including Stolas. Does this mean this man is just flaunting it during breakfast?   

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Blitzø’s Asshole < Other’s Asshole

We all know Blitzø is a raging asshole with emotional problems, and I am not here to deny that. However, I think people forget how often other people are an asshole back. I am going to keep an asshole count to see if Blitzø puts out more asshole than he receives  

Let me know if I missed any or need think I should re-score any moments  

S1 E1:  

Final Count:  

Blitzø: 2 Assholes 1.5 Kind moments  

Others: 2 Assholes  

Instances: 

Blitzø is rude to the client “Well was she hotter?” but also this is hell, people aren’t going to be nice. Not asshole, just rude +0 assholes 

Blitzø yells at Moxxie for burning down his office and killing his eels. Honestly, it’s justified +.5 assholes 

Blitzø praises Loona for saving the book and offers a treat, kinda condescending but also is showing love and appreciation +.5 kind  

Blitzø offers Moxxie the kill shot +1 kind 

Blitzø yells at Moxxie for making him miss the shot +.5 assholes  

Stolas does not care that Blitzø is trying “to concentrate on not getting fucked in his A” or about the gun shots or that Blitzø doesn't respond for several minutes after the phone is dropped +1 assholes 

Stolas calls Blitzø “Blitzy” and “my little imp”, this is above rude but not quite a complete asshole +.5 assholes  

Moxxie lets Blitzø fall on his face after releasing them from the fire. I get that Millie is his wife (I love everything about M&M) but damn Blitzø was shot/grazed because you fucked up and you're over there nuzzling with your wife while Blitzø falls on his face? I'm counting it +.5 assholes 

Blitzø threatens to "fuck you and your wife” if Moxxie ever pulls a stunt like that again +1 assholes  

“I don't care where you come in the living world, just make sure you come to your job on time” - Blitzø I think this is just rude not an asshole moment +0 assholes 

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Blitzø’s Buttons

Blitzø’s Buttons:  

I have discussed this before, but I am obsessed with the implications of the emergency buttons under Blitzø’s desk:  

More coffee  

Not really an emergency, but it's giving the millennial “Don’t talk to me until I have had my coffee” vibes. He is the right age...  

Soiled my pants  

How many times has this occurred for it to be its own whole button? Maybe he bought the thing with 7 spots and just needed to fill them? Soiled pants are for sure a button worthy emergency but hopefully not a common one 

Horny Client  

Again, how often does this happen? Does this button mean come rescue me or don't bother me I’m busy? Knowing Blitzø’s promiscuity, it could be either 

Deranged Client  

Yea, I am sure this one happens a lot  

Client Giving Birth  

This one has crazy implications. Can sinners give birth? I was always under the assumption that sinners had the least amount of autonomy; can't leave the pride ring, don't age, and assumedly can't procreate but maybe this proves that wrong? Or (and more likely in my opinion) IMP used to kill in hell before they got the book. If they did service demons before expanding to Earth, a client giving birth is a lot more possible   

Ghost  

What is a ghost to a soul in hell??? A ghost is traditionally the soul/spirit of a dead person without physical form. The sinner souls that come from Earth are given a new physical form. Can they lose that and become a loose, body-less soul? Aka a ghost? If so, how does that happen?

Or is it a hellborn’s soul? Do hellborns even have souls? I don’t think we have seen an examples in either Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel where a hellborn sold their soul or has died. (unsure if Charlie counts because her lineage is half cast-down human/ half angel) Supposedly, sinners respawn when killed (unless it's with angelic weapons) but what happens to hellborns when they die?  

How often does a ghost come to haunt Blitzø? Honestly, he has pissed off enough people, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a common emergency.  

A future episode is supposedly called Ghostfuckers so maybe we will find out more 

Stolas  

Maybe this was before Stolas found out about the book? Even if not, based on how Stolas behaved in the pilot episode, this button seems appropriate. Even in the first episode, Stolas seems to call and just spill his horny guts. Emergency button deserved, horny jail 

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Does Blitzø actually have feelings for Stolas?

It's been done a thousand times but I have lots of conflicting feelings about Stolas & Blitzo’s relationship, so I am going to analyze every interaction to try and form a better opinion. Please let me know your thoughts and opinions!  

S1 E1:  

Even before Stolas makes his first screen appearance there's already something to dissect. On Blitzo’s emergency button panel, he has a button for Stolas. This may be a leftover from when Blitzo first stole the book and was worried about Stola's reaction. I really wish we could see the initial reaction to discovering the theft, I feel like there would be a lot to unpack there. But, in general I don't think it is a good thing to have a panic button for someone you are supposedly interested in.  

Stolas’ first appearance in the episode also wasn’t a great indicator for their relationship. Stolas is degrading Blitzo (not in the fun way) by calling him “Blitzy” and “my little imp”. He also has 0 care for what Blitzo is saying, there are gunshots going off around and Stolas is absolutely unbothered. He even continues to talk for minutes while Blitzo isn't even on the phone anymore! He is more focused on what he gets out of their arrangement rather than Blitzo as a person.  

Stolas really didn't even need to make the arrangement. It is his book! He could just take it back and leave Blitzo with nothing (both in general and for the time at the festival). But instead, he offers the arrangement,” favors for favors” because he cares about his side of the deal. He wants to recreate his first experience again.  

At this point, their relationship is definitely just transactional on both sides. Inherently Stolas is going to be more attached to Blitzo because Blitzo just wants the book and doesn't care who has it, it just happens to be Stolas. But what Stolas wants cannot be separated from Blitzo. Already starting off uneven.  

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My Favorite Things from Helluva Boss S1E1 

The teacher's math curtains are so cute  

The cheater (Martha) learned her lesson and started cheating at home rather than at other people's places  

Martha taking over the dead teacher’s class and teaching “How to deal with Trauma 101” 

Blitzø’s panic buttons, how often do these things happen that they deserve their own button? (Peep the Stolas button 👀) 

M&M’s first scene brings up so many questions about the timeline

The pictures above Loona  

the small rough sketch of what I am convinced is Sir Pentious makes more sense if HB is after HH  

Everyone talks about the 4th wall break in the spring break episode, but the original break is “and this guy definitely watches” 

Loona doesn't say anything bad about the mom

Blitzø is so badass for catching the arrow like that and Moxxie did technically hit the target  

The imp Mona Lisa  

Fire truck is No 420 and the graffiti says blaze it  

“Now let’s go lick some ass” 

The cannibal signs: the spine lamp, pelvic wallpaper, the two mounted heads, the hand hanging out of the fridge, bone mirrors 

These people are def cannibals, they must have been shaking in their boots when they had all that media attention on them 

The similar but opposite outfits of the teacher and Martha  

The wheelchair and urn with a dinner plate  

“A new hole scatter” 

“Bless this mess” carved in the skin  

I wonder if the guy on the table is the same guy she was cheating with earlier 

Horse sighting!  

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Good bye

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The axe forgets; the tree remembers.

African proverb (via futurepharaohs)

This is a Zimbabwean proverb from the Shona tribe, meaning that a person who harms another or borrows from someone will often forget, but the person who is harmed or borrowed from will always remember.

(via sweetheartpleasestay)

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President Obama’s free community college plan could benefit about 9 million students per year, saving a full-time community college student an average of $3,800 per year in tuition.

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Posted in the student union

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At 17, I was a depressed teenager who self harmed and wondered about just how painful it could possibly be to end my life.

Right now, I’m laying on the couch, and I can hear my husband reading our four year old a bedtime story using silly voices.

Life gets better. Make sure you’re there to see it.