#helluva boss details

[unproductive-peanut]

Blitzø’s Asshole < Other’s Asshole

We all know Blitzø is a raging asshole with emotional problems, and I am not here to deny that. However, I think people forget how often other people are an asshole back. I am going to keep an asshole count to see if Blitzø puts out more asshole than he receives  

Let me know if I missed any or need think I should re-score any moments  

S1 E1:  

Final Count:  

Blitzø: 2 Assholes 1.5 Kind moments  

Others: 2 Assholes  

Instances: 

Blitzø is rude to the client “Well was she hotter?” but also this is hell, people aren’t going to be nice. Not asshole, just rude +0 assholes 

Blitzø yells at Moxxie for burning down his office and killing his eels. Honestly, it’s justified +.5 assholes 

Blitzø praises Loona for saving the book and offers a treat, kinda condescending but also is showing love and appreciation +.5 kind  

Blitzø offers Moxxie the kill shot +1 kind 

Blitzø yells at Moxxie for making him miss the shot +.5 assholes  

Stolas does not care that Blitzø is trying “to concentrate on not getting fucked in his A” or about the gun shots or that Blitzø doesn't respond for several minutes after the phone is dropped +1 assholes 

Stolas calls Blitzø “Blitzy” and “my little imp”, this is above rude but not quite a complete asshole +.5 assholes  

Moxxie lets Blitzø fall on his face after releasing them from the fire. I get that Millie is his wife (I love everything about M&M) but damn Blitzø was shot/grazed because you fucked up and you're over there nuzzling with your wife while Blitzø falls on his face? I'm counting it +.5 assholes 

Blitzø threatens to "fuck you and your wife” if Moxxie ever pulls a stunt like that again +1 assholes  

“I don't care where you come in the living world, just make sure you come to your job on time” - Blitzø I think this is just rude not an asshole moment +0 assholes 

[mintaikcorpse]

Rewatching Hazbin Hotel's pilot and I realized that in the 666 news thing, the bottom text mentions how the guy who made it feels bad for cheating on his wife. Who is coincidently, named Martha.

You know who else is named Martha?

Ralph cheated in Mrs. Mayberry, not Martha, but I still think the detail is cool

[miyakuli]

NEVER GONNA SHUT UP but here the most important things I think we got from this trailer

Moxxie calling him "Blitz" not sir THAT'S BIG OK

those guys making an alliance with humans to go against Blitz WHAT

parrot guy appearance FINALLY, WHO IS HE

STOLITZ FULL MOON CONFRONTATION spoilers it's gonna hurt

SO THATS THIS FUC*** OF DAD WHO PREVENT BLITZ TO SEE FIZZ I HATE YOU

"you don't love me" WE LOVE YOU VIA OMG

Blitz and Millie first encounter like beating the hell out of each other...yeah that works for me xD

"oh shit I'm in love" real dialog trust me

[jeena-says-hi]

FIZZAROLLI ROBOT IN HAZBIN HOTEL

[cornsyrupfromhell]

Baby Loona AU

[jieloksworld]

Im so fucking obsessed with these rn

[lost-crown]

I believe some people genuinely don't understand how desperate to please Blitzø Stolas is.

He talks dirty and is extremely sexual because he thinks that's what Blitzø likes

He proposes a deal for Blitzø to have what he wants and still be able to be with him because he believed that's the only way he will stay

And now he is sacrificing the little happiness he has, the whole deal that made him fall for this Imp to make sure he can still go up and do his job, even if his feelings aren't mutual

Stolas tried to make their relationship happen but he is done living a lie. He wants the real thing for once in his life. He wants to love and be loved and feel loved. And of course, Via loves him, but you know that's not what I mean

[notemaker]

It only ocurred Lucifer to ask Blitz like at their fifth time meeting for drinks. In the end it didnt matter, not really.

[doodle-empress66]

How it started vs how it’s going

[boyywithluv]

Im sorry I've rewatched the new episode like 80 times and I notice that when Fizz first starts his song, the Sigil in the background is clearly Mammon's

But during the segment where Ozzie backs him up, it switches to his sigil

[uselessalexis165]

trying to figure out what their flower meanings are 🐸🐓

[unproductive-peanut]

My Favorite Things from Helluva Boss S1E1 

The teacher's math curtains are so cute  

The cheater (Martha) learned her lesson and started cheating at home rather than at other people's places  

Martha taking over the dead teacher’s class and teaching “How to deal with Trauma 101” 

Blitzø’s panic buttons, how often do these things happen that they deserve their own button? (Peep the Stolas button 👀) 

M&M’s first scene brings up so many questions about the timeline

The pictures above Loona  

the small rough sketch of what I am convinced is Sir Pentious makes more sense if HB is after HH  

Everyone talks about the 4th wall break in the spring break episode, but the original break is “and this guy definitely watches” 

Loona doesn't say anything bad about the mom

Blitzø is so badass for catching the arrow like that and Moxxie did technically hit the target  

The imp Mona Lisa  

Fire truck is No 420 and the graffiti says blaze it  

“Now let’s go lick some ass” 

The cannibal signs: the spine lamp, pelvic wallpaper, the two mounted heads, the hand hanging out of the fridge, bone mirrors 

These people are def cannibals, they must have been shaking in their boots when they had all that media attention on them 

The similar but opposite outfits of the teacher and Martha  

The wheelchair and urn with a dinner plate  

“A new hole scatter” 

“Bless this mess” carved in the skin  

I wonder if the guy on the table is the same guy she was cheating with earlier 

Horse sighting!  

[mintaikcorpse]

ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE HOW BLITZØ'S CALENDAR HAD TWO HORSES IN LOVE DURING HIS DUET OR NO?

[tandy1]

I don't know if I'm the only one that noticed this but in the new trailer for Helluva Boss you can see this guy but you can also see him in the Hazbin Hotel pilot when Vaggie is telling Angel about Alastor.

[bitchin-tubs]

Very quick Fizzy redesign before uni 🩵💚

[miyuskye]

with a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow we'll be atop the heap ❤️