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STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS #3.14

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Matt left the army with an OTH Discharge for fighting and disobeying orders. He happened to also get away with abuse of power as he never got found out before he left.

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And, actually, Resident Evil of all things.

Actually having fc3, Alan Wake, and Fallout vibes... what a time to be alive 😎

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Beth would really meet Caesar, see everything the Legion is doing, and help out if she gets a cool centurion helmet or smth.

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"God be with you."

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Actually having fc3, Alan Wake, and Fallout vibes... what a time to be alive 😎

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I Googled “fun” the other day. “What provides amusement or enjoyment”, that’s what it means. I’m, uh, currently opening a restaurant that’s providing zero amusement or enjoyment. No, no, I’m kidding, it’s, um…it’s okay.

THE BEAR 2x03, “Sundae”

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Randomly popped on to say Hitman au where it's a buddy cop movie but with 47 and Beth.

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Like this for a violent Beth in your asks!! If you're a multi specify or I'll randomly pick!

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ᴀ ꜰᴀʀ ᴄʀʏ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴜꜱᴇ ꜰᴛ. ꜰᴄ3 ꜱᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴀᴄʏ ʜᴏᴜʀꜱ !

ɪɴᴅɪᴇ. ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ. 18+. ʀᴀɴꜱᴏᴍᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʙᴀᴍ.

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Domestic Bickering Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for problems - big, small, serious, and light - between muses in a relationship. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I hope you've enjoyed yourself! I haven't!"

"Don't gloat, okay? It's really unattractive."

"You know you're a nag? A very pretty one, but a nag."

"And what is that supposed to mean?"

"You're behaving like a stubborn idiot!"

"Will you smile if I admit I was wrong?"

"Are you going to ignore me all day again?"

"You know, you're very, very cute. You're also very manipulative."

"That was one of the stupidest things you have ever done!"

"I am not having this conversation with you."

"You know what's wrong - you're just too stubborn to admit it."

"Just because you were right doesn't mean you weren't wrong."

"Get in the car, and don't ever try to work on a date again!"

"Don't tell me to calm down!"

"Is this a trick question? What answer isn't going to have me sleeping on the couch tonight?"

"Why can't you just admit that I was right?"

"Some women are quite charming when they're angry. Unfortunately, you are not."

"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"

"I don't remember you being this bitchy."

"Go away. I'm ignoring you."

"I need to know - do you hate me, or do you love me?"

"You know I'll find out what you're up to, don't you?"

"It is not my fault I lost my job!"

"So, when you say 'call me if you need anything', you mean 'don’t call me'?"

"Are you kidding me? You're actually bringing this up right now?"

"You know, it wasn't too long ago when me wearing a sexy outfit would get an immediate response from you."

"I hate it when we argue."

"There are reasons I have to do what I do. One day, you'll understand."

"You've come home to me, then?"

"You keep so much bottled up that you're blowing up everything around you!"

"You're supposed to be on my team!"

"Do you think this is funny?"

"You're being a jerk!"

"You're not nearly as delightful as you think you are."

"This is really stupid."

"How come you never bring me coffee?"

"I can't even look at you right now."

"You really need to stop talking now."

"How am I even supposed to be in a relationship with you if you don't let me in?"

"You're more than usually allergic to the truth tonight."

"Are you having an affair?"

"You know what? I'm not talking about this right now."

"Are you working while we're in bed together?"

"Have you ever bothered, for just one minute, to understand how someone else might feel?"

"You're not telling me the truth."

"Stop looking at my ass when you think I'm not looking!"

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adelaide KANE (requests open)

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Beth swore that when Lalo stepped close and stooped down to her level, their noses brushing and his breath torturously hot against her skin, her breathing stopped. It was pure NEED, a burning desire warming her from the inside out. She tensed as she waited, as if moving would make him realise this was a huge mistake.

When their lips met, her hand at his shoulder slid to rest at the back of his neck, toying with the strands of hair her fingers could find. She groaned something soft against him, attempting to pull him closer. She wanted more. She needed more. Perhaps his teasing had worked her up a little bit MORE than she'd thought, or that she'd admit.

Her free hand moved, taking a fistful of the collar of his delightfully patterned shirt, giving it a needy tug. For a second, and only a second, Beth forgot where she was. For a second, she was going to just do as she usually did; slink to her knees, peer up at him with a devilish smirk, leave a lasting image and ruin him for a while.

But this wasn't Rook. She had a reputation to uphold, certain NORMALITIES that had to be bared in mind. So, reluctantly, she pulled away ( best not to let herself get too carried away ) just enough that their lips were practically touching, still absorbed in each other.

"How far are you taking this?" She whispered, an intimate, hushed thing to match her heavy breaths. She placed a feather-light kiss to his lips, barely there, teasing. Sparkling brown eyes peered up at him, fluttering her lashes as her tongue poked out — laying it on thick.

Ah, the ever-asked question. ' what do you do? ' . Beth considered the answers she'd given to others in the past, how easy it is to lie and big herself up to be far more important than she actually was. Right hand? That was a laugh — if only he knew how pretty far down the food chain she was, maybe he'd feel insulted on her behalf. But, no. For this express business venture, she WAS high up in Hoyt's business.

Her brows arched briefly, shoulders shrugging in a charmingly nonchalant way; eyes searched his handsome features for a beat before she spoke: "I'm what you'd call, uh," What was the English? Spanish spun in her head for a moment before her fingers snapped in the air between them in recognition, "An enforcer! Yeah. I make sure things go well, and any problems disappear."

Beth glanced to the food and then smiled a more genuine smile. "I wouldn't call myself important, no. Not necessarily. Here I am, I suppose. The face of the transaction and all. But! It has its moments indeed. You're not the first cartel, or criminal organisation, I've dealt with. I come from—" Ah, she was about to say too much, talk about Rook. Somehow, she doubted he'd be too fond of rapists, slavers and pillagers.

"Ah well, y'know, mate," Beth shrugged, trying to steer away from her almost slip-up. "Anything else? And is the food ready?" I haven't eaten a proper meal since last week.

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Beth being a constant in people's lives, to the point of showing up even when they're off-island is a clear indicator of her role as a figure of death/familiar mortality, and in this essay I will—

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I'm having. Fallout au thoughts. Lots of them. Sergio Corbucci anti-hero Beth vibes. Hm.