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🐦‍⬛DAVE STRIDER X READER HCS 💿🕶️ PT. 1

featuring chibi dave (full drawing below headcanons made by ME !!)

How’d you first meet?

- You two would probably meet online through John

- John would probably introduce you to dave saying smth along the lines of “I think you two would get a long well! Plus there’s nothing wrong with meeting a new friend :D”

- If it weren’t through John then youd most likely meet in school probably through a science project, or he saw you with an unattended apple juice during lunch and politely asked if he can take it which is EXACTLY HOW IM GOING TO START THIS SHORT STORY

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It was in the middle of the school day when you first formally met him. You’ve always seen him a the halls and heard of his name all around school, but you never had interest in meeting him. Well, you would be lying if you said you haven’t thought about it a couple times which is completely contradictory but oh well. Who are you talking about?

Dave Strider

He was the most popular, funniest, and attractive guy in your school. And you were the most normal person in the school and you didn’t even KNOW what social status you were, you just knew that you weren’t on dave’s level. You picked up the unopened carton of apple juice in your hand as you stop zoning out. And right as you did the most UNEXPECTED thing happened .

“Hey , uh you gonna drink that?”

JAW DROPPED, you looked at your drink and then him and just handed it to him and shook your head.

“Thanks dude”

And that’s how you got David fucking Elizabeth Strider to be your friend and be his “dealer” (you literally only give him the apple juice you don’t want and provide him free gum and monster energy drinks.)

Mika why would my glorious king david elizabeth strider fall for me?

- A sequence of events happened that actually made him fall in love with you

- #1 no matter how stupid his jokes are you always laugh at them. Like whenever he thinks that the joke he said was cringe as hell he always has you there to reassure him that hey maybe that wasn’t bad.

- #2 If you actually like his music and COMPLIMENT HIM??? That man is blushing and in SHOCK he starts showing you his music more and makes some songs just for you (this little shit is giggling his ass off while writing these lyrics mind you)

- #3 when you two get to know each other better you two actually help each other when your sad. Well Dave doesn’t really comfort you— he doesn’t really know how to do that so what he does is beatbox and rap his way into making you happy and hope it’ll work. Whenever you do comfort him though , he feels safe with you and you just make him feel loved.

— #4 Don’t know if you’ve noticed GAT DAMN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL/HANDSOME. He doesn’t care about looks but when he first saw you in the halls of the school he just had to look back TWICE cuz you were just “woah”

— #5 this little shyte loves when you help him bandage his scars after fighting with his bro. You’re just so caring to him, he never thought someone could love him as much as you do.

— #6 His eyes. He’s so fucking insecure about them. Once you show him that you actually love them. HE IS GONE, JAW DROPPED, FINAL STRAW, and that’s why he fell in love with you

CRUSH HEADCANONS ARE NEXT!! B PATIENT <3

i need to eat my chicken nuggets , but i’ll update once im done eating :D sorry if this is ooc it’s been a while since ive read the webcomic