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Must be clear as fuck when lumping complex issues of sexual and/or romantic attraction among humans into debatable labels on the Internet.

wlw tumblr post notes simulator

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Aggressively lovey-dovey cats are my fave. Feeling both murderous and loving toward other humans is frowned upon in polite society, acceptable only in the felon world, but purr-fectly acceptable in the feline world.

How are my sweetie pees

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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

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“No one is illegal on stolen land.” 👏🏾👏🏿👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻

Native Americans are being targeted by ICE agents.

Native. Americans. Y’know, the people who were here before all the white people.

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Charlie gets my vote!

Chapter 8 - 5

The speech

Read Heartstopper Online

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Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st at 11am UK time.

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And, his hair! His new curly hair. 🥰

i know people make these kinds of posts with fictional characters a lot but like. hank green truly is one of The Most Guys Ever. like. he's one of the earliest youtubers who is still on there. he's a 43-year-old tiktok star. he's a science educator. he got cancer and his response was to make a tier list of the press's coverage of his cancer announcement. the president of the united states sent him a message of support and he told the president that he was pissing out the cancer. years earlier he was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis and his response was to write a polka song about it. he created vidcon. he's the ceo of a company that produces a shitton of educational series (well, not acting ceo at the moment due to the aforementioned cancer). his guitar says "this machine pwns n00bs" on it. he invented 2D glasses. one of his earliest videos to get popular was about animal sex. between him and his brother, he was known as "the science one" (or "the music one") while his brother was "the writer one," and then he wrote two new york times bestselling novels. his most controversial opinion is that butt is legs. he's done so many things that there is a website dedicated to counting the number of days since he started a new thing. he and his brother use their internet following to (among other things) fight maternal/infant mortality in sierra leone. he has a baked bean furby. hes even bisexual

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What do witches 🧙🏻‍♀️stealing penises 🍆 have to do with social media’s influence on democracy 🗳️? Watch this fascinating interview to find out!

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Happy 8 years! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Happy 8 years of Heartstopper ❤️ 8 years ago today I posted the first few pages of the Heartstopper webcomic 🍂

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I curled my hair with old timey foam rollers. Do I look a bit like Newt Scamander? I mean, I am a Hufflepuff.

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The box hides my Birkenstocks.

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@kat-bite

I made another thing.

With apologies to Neil Gaiman.

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That’s Mr. Weasley to you.

A distinguished gentleman

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I need this.

A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can't Seem To Figure It Out:

did not eat

new hyperfixation and no time for it

have not done a creative in 24 hrs

Bad Sounds

clothes are touching my body

cold

people

one (1) comment is stuck in my brain like a popcorn kernel

last time I drank water was ??????

nervous nervous nervous nervous

got a Slightly Worse grade than expected

last hug was ??????

slept a full 45 minutes

lonely ............

guts are shredding (again)

have not seen sunlight in 24 hrs

stuck inside

too much screen time

Yay Overwhelm

room is disaster area

have not talked to Person in a while

bored

imposter phenomenon (again)

no current routine

how long have I been working???

Too Much Socialization

and then. and THEN. I may consider:

something is actually wrong

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🐶❤️

Heartstopper Mini-Comic: A Very Special Day

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Hey all! Been working on a little something to ease myself back into drawing Heartstopper pages. I’m so proud of this mini-comic! I hadn’t drawn proper comic pages for over six months and I’d been really worried that my drawing skills would have worsened in that time. But I think this is the happiest I’ve ever been with a mini-comic. Thanks for your support this year and I really hope you enjoy this little story.

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Dove toes!

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Marshmallow floof = yum