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ridesinshadow:

     Now of course she didn’t HATE Izaya, she didn’t really hate anybody, but he had stirred up a lot of trouble that ultimately got her friends and loved ones hurt. Shinra tolerated him, so she figured she would as well. Though the dullahan certainly wouldn’t complain if he happened to be the sole target of an alien abduction (so long as she was far away from it). “I’d miss the pay at the very least. Not so much the source.”

     “Right, right -- still working for that bastard Izaya. Tsk. That flea better be staying out of trouble, can’t imagine that crap he drags you in. The pay better be worth it, if I were you I’d charge double. A scythe to the neck ought a do it.” Shizuo couldn’t imagine working under someone like Izaya, the thought made him physically SICK. No doubt in his mind, he’d of killed him long before. No, maybe not KILLED, but at least put him out of commission. He didn’t want to be a complete MONSTER. That creep would probably get a kick out of it -- he wouldn’t let him have that satisfaction. 

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     HMU fam, like for a starter ! I see all the crossover possibilities too yes good !

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     Huh ? The (not really)bartender turned around to look at the woman addressing him. That was odd. Shizuo only raised an eyebrow, masking the surprise under his cool demeanor which had replaced his UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE the people had just witnessed. “Impressive ? You did just watch me toss that thing, right ? ” That wasn’t impressive. Right ? Wasn’t she scared ?   

     “You’re not from around here then ?” He could tell from both the ACCENT and natural English tongue, as well as her obvious surprise to his strength. 

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     “-Holy shit.” That guy just FLUNG a vending machine like it was nothing! He must be some sort of super human, but geez was that unexpected. She shook of her stunned look, remembering she just blurted out in English. Her Japanese was still a little bit rusty after all this time not needing to use it. “Ah, that was… impressive.”

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ikebukurosicarus:

Oh – come on, Shizu-chan !! Can’t a fella just do his work in peace? I’m just here on business, you know ~ 

     Business ?! Don’t give me that shit -- whatever ‘business’      you’re up to is going to cause PROBLEMS !!

     TSK -- still with that name hUH, flea ? //he wasn’t surprised/ All the crap that       goes down in Ikebukuro is YOUR doing. So no, I don’t think I WILL leave you in peace,       just PIECES. 

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     HMU fam, like for a starter ! I see all the crossover possibilities too yes good !

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That’s a horrible accusation.

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(Kadota): you’re smiling. Did something happen?

(Shizuo): can’t I smile because I just feel like it?

(Shinra): izaya tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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ikebukurosicarus:

 Looks like Shizu-chan is as vigilant as always !! What a surprise ~ 

     You have a lot of nerve you bastard flea !!  I TOLD you not to come back --                  .....and cut it with that ‘Shizu-chan’ crap !

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ridesinshadow:

     She laughed (or at least showed to body language of laughter), the thought of Izaya getting ABDUCTED was pretty funny even despite her fear of such a thing actually happening. Nobody could tell you that Shizuo didn’t have a decent sense of humor when he wanted to. “That would certainly be a sight. If anybody probably had it coming it’d be him.”

     Oh ? So he’d gotten a laugh from her ? That was always encouraging. It was nice to know they shared similar feelings towards that damn flea -- she was the only one he ever talked to about HIMon the rare occasion. He didn’t trust him one bit, especially where Celty was concerned -- call it a bad feeling. His hunches were usually right too. “Hell I’d pay to see it. Now if aliens were to invade, we’d have something to look forward too.” 

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Shizuo praying for all your sins, reblog to be blessed

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hi yes i’m a comedian now

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The Dullahan /duːˈləhɑːˌn/ is a headless rider, usually on a black horse who carries his or her own head under one arm. Usually, the Dullahan is male, but there are some female versions.

If you’re interested in a lovable, badass, headless motorcycle babe with a phobia for Aliens who just so happens to be a mythical Celtic Dullahan from Ireland, please like/reblog for an Indie/Selective CELTY STURLUSON from the series Durarara!!

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     ALARM BELLS ARE GOING OFF IN HIS HEAD. HE KNOWS. 

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❝  But, I, the boy who flew too far, 

      I touched the sun that day … 

                    ( have your heroes done the same ? ) … ❞

                       indie/exp. orihara izaya roleplay blog written by stella                          please like/reblog if you’re willing to rp !!

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RAGE; is a feeling of intense or growing anger. It is associated with the Fight-or-flight response. The phrase, ‘thrown into a fit of rage,’ expresses the immediate nature of rage that If left unchecked rage may lead to VIOLENCE.

Private/Selective Shizuo Heiwajima from the DURARARA!! series penned by Gwyn. Like and/or reblog if you are interested in interacting with a temperamental bodyguard who dresses like a bartender. WARNING; FLYING VENDING MACHINES PRESENT 

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ridesinshadow:

     A hoax? She’d been told that before but still remained skeptical. If beings like herself exist that defy human understanding, then who was to say Aliens weren’t just as likely? She could go on about all these articles she’d read about the subject (from questionable sources, as Shinra had pointed out to her before), but that would take too long to type. Instead…

     “When the Aliens invade I’ll make sure to say ‘I told you so.’”

     “If aliens invaded I’d let you too.” Unimaginable things seemed to eat this city up every day, guess ailens invading wasn’t TOO far fetched. Still, he doubted it would be anything like those ‘documentaries’. Although the two were similar in some ways, Shizuo refused to point this out to Celty -- he could already imagine her reaction. “As along as they abduct that bastard IZAYA I wouldn’t have any issues with them.” 

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well gee!