#the good stuff

[the-solitary-child]

i think lucy called kipperlily lily as a nickname, and she would press soft kisses to her cheek and lips in private away from everyone else, they would have sleep overs filled with ghibili movies and lucy braiding kipperlilys hair and kipperlily loved lucy, and lucy loved kipperlily, but not enough to accept an unnamed corrupted god as her divinity

[gay-stuff-is-happening-here]

this is what buck and eddie were drinking at that bachelor party that got them fucked up

[jasonpenni]

been experimenting with new styles and shit. i like this one alot

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1151

Submitted by Anon - thanks!

The whumpee thinks of themselves as disposable. They're sure their team could find someone to replace them eventually, so they keep putting themselves in harm's way and call it "calculated loss." Their team finds out about this, and they immediately set out to prove whumpee wrong.

[itsanidiom]

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Pairings: Chalothon/Tharn/Phaya

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Chalothon and Tharn aren’t dating.

Chalothon doesn’t even want to date Tharn.

They’re just family friends who live together. That’s all.

So what if he helps Tharn through his seasonal heats? That’s something any Alpha would do for a close Omega friend.

Tharn’s new boyfriend, Phaya, is the one making things awkward.

[eclipse-song]

Grandma's pastry recipe

This is the pastry recipe my family's used for decades. My grandma's pies are my absolute favourite :]

This should make enough to split off into 4-5 rounds of pastry that can easily be frozen and later defrosted/rolled out to approximately fill the bottom of a 9" pie plate:

-5 cups of All Purpose Flour

-2 TBSP of Brown Sugar

-2 TSP Salt

[sift these ingredients together]

Once sifted add:

-1/2 lbs of Shortening

-1/2 lbs of UNSALTED butter OR lard (whichever you prefer)

[Add to flour and blend it together with a pastry blender or other utensils to mash it in. Try to avoid using your hands as much as possible as heat is bad for pastry dough and you want to keep it as cool as possible so your body heat doesn't warm it up]

When blended ADD:

-2 whole eggs

-2 TBSP of white vinegar

-Add cold water to one cup measure (EDIT: Essentially what this refers to is adding the 2 eggs and 2 TBSP of vinegar to the same cup and THEN adding cold water until it reaches 1 Cup. This may be more liquid than you want so you can try to reduce the water if you do not want your pastry to be so wet.)

Do not overmix. When all ingredients are incorporated divide into 4-5 rounds and chill.

[junkanimate]

OK, WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU

I commissioned a friend of mine for a backgorund for my tumblr page on desktop, but I wanted to post it here so you can also see this gif in all its beauty. LIKE JUST LOOK HOW COOL THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to give him some love you can find him on instagram @lorenzo_baitieri

[thefisherqueen]

The whole thing occurred in a moment—so quickly that I had no time to realize it. I have a vivid recollection of that instant, of Holmes' triumphant expression and the ring of his voice, of the cabman's dazed, savage face, as he glared at the glittering handcuffs, which had appeared as if by magic upon his wrists. For a second or two we might have been a group of statues. Then, with an inarticulate roar of fury, the prisoner wrenched himself free from Holmes's grasp, and hurled himself through the window. Woodwork and glass gave way before him; but before he got quite through, Gregson, Lestrade, and Holmes sprang upon him like so many staghounds.

This murderer... He actually tired to hurl himself out of a first floor window, while he was already handcuffed, once he found himself tricked and arrested? Even Sherlock Holmes can still learn a thing or two from this man in term of dramatics

[nathsketch]

Hi! I love your Cinderella drawings, and they remind me of her little golden book dress! It’s quite similar to your style!

This isn’t a request or anything, just wanted to tell you I love your drawings :)

Ahhh this has made my day! You know, one of the biggest inspirations behind my digital illustrations is precisely the vintage style of Little Golden Books. I have a folder filled with references like these, and my Pinterest board is basically just Little Golden Books goodness 😂!

In fact, now that you mentioned it:

This right here is my ideal aesthetic hahah 🥰

Thank you so much for the love! Happy Wednesday! 🎀

[willwriteforhugs]

when a character was naturally a goofy and light-hearted person their entire lives but as they grew up they got more and more damaged by the world and by their own grief and it became harder and harder to be the one smiling. and yet they force themselves to stay funny and stay light-hearted but over time it progressively becomes something they do consciously and intentionally to both relieve and manipulate their loved ones . ohohohohohoho

[sourtomatola]

My Friend @justfangirlstuffs​...

You are not ready for this~

(Read left to right Warning: Blood, sensual touch, manhandling)

Excerpt from Enthralling you Enthralling me

Merrry Christmas!!

Next More enthralling comics

[jasonpenni]

them being happy is all we need rn

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1210

Submitted by Anon - thanks!

How about a team not noticing someone is missing until they get a ransom note/ letter that they are leaving? And then they all realize that none of them can remember the last time they spoke to their teammate.

[cat-appreciator]

I’ve just read a fanfic that had me literally actually laughing out loud until I wheezed so naturally I must share it. 37k words Lumity boarding school AU (and they were roommates!), so it’s playing all the tropes the way you’d expect it to - it does what it says on the tin - except that ending. Oh my god. AASJDDJEHSK.

Sometimes you just want to open up the teapot an author is hiding in and give them a little treat for doing a good job (I don’t know why I picture fanfiction authors as tiny gremlin creatures living in teapots but I think we can all agree that I am Correct in this assessment).

[spaciebabie]

you give springtrap a kith and his ears do a little wiggle

[honeycombhank]

11/23/23

Tip toe tulip and Apple Pie

Take a nap