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An American Werewolf in London (1981)

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Auguste Toulmouche

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Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

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Ariana grande: if you eat cupcakes with her she will cut them in half and make a sandwich out of the halves, frosting in the middle. probably goes to sleep in an oversized t shirt that says something like “spiritual gangster” on it

Taylor swift: very dark sided on a cosmic level for having the genetic makeup of a fiancé but will never be wed

Sabrina carpenter: medieval brand of feminine sexual hysteria

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Viktor Lyapkalo Good Mood 2008

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was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

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Permanent Vacation (1980), dir. Jim Jarmusch

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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smeemo spot now SMEEMO'S arm do not move an inch.

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i need to be kept like a well loved pet tbh i need someone to make me exercise and feed me the right things and show me love. Whatever

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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

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Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me