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its really gay that troys optimal horror story involves carrying abed bridal style and getting sewn to him forever but like healthy male friendship or whatever

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OMG

*clears throat*

Tomorrow

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i am so very done with life to be very honest

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I have all Julian, Phoebe, and Lucy all in my brain taking up space and randomly quoting lyrics and stuff they’ve said

whenever i have to run somewhere to change my tampon, the little phoebe bridgers living in my temporal lobe says "is anyone else free bleeding right now?"

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i keep forgetting that trobed isn't technically canon. like wydm they never kissed im pretty sure they did

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you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum they raised me in.

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Very big thank you to @pleasegetoutofmywalls for tagging me, Yall know I’m a yapper so this won’t be hard

list 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material:

1. Books that I love (I can genuinely talk about The Song of Achilles for hours breaking down every bit of it)

2. Music (I WILL yap about Boygenius for hours, also Mitski, Tv Girl, Tyler the Creator, Hurray for the riff raff) mostly Boygenius and Lucy Dacas

3. Human physiology (mental illness, what’s going on in they minds of psychopaths, why humans are drawn to true crime and horror)

4. Tv shows I love (Yall know I could yap about community for days, also Fiona and Cake/ slash adventure time, and many more)

5. cryptids and folk lore (one of my favorites is Kuchisake-Onna or “slit face lady”)

I honestly don’t know who to tag but let’s do @taters-for-tots , @wingamy24 , @geothermalescapist , @braaando , and @scared-of-girls

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Lucy Dacus in suits, that’s it. That’s the post.

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not to be as weird as the dean but if troy and abed were sleeping somewhere I was the dean of I would also want to bring them warm milk and sing them lullabies in fact I think I might even add a bedtime story

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I’d also like to add people not believing you have autism because, “I’ve seen you talk to people before,” and, “you just have anxiety it’s normal for little girls to be anxious.”

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

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Sadly I don't think she is

if shirley’s not in the movie i’m going to lose my mind.

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just some things that happened

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It's so hard for me to dress up nice as a more masc they/them lesbian cause one part of me wants to get done up in a suit and the other wants a corset and a flowy dress

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I feel targeted 😔

okay who is gonna give me money to buy him.

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*watching 30 year old movie* ah yes, like that community episode

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It's a problem actually