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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
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Follow me on insta! @JessieFowler2
#abs#fashion#jeans#distressed jeans#ootd#fitness#nutrition#diet#exercise#gym#baby abs#ab workout#paleo#keto#me#vegan#justin bieber#idk what to tag lmao
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Not my bedroom, but my beautiful living room. Where I literally live in because I love this wall soooo much.
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i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
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me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that
me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
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always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back.
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The gender neutral term for sugar daddy and sugar mama is Glucose Guardian
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