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cutely licks your screen

“I wouldn’t say that’s cute, dear. That’s rather… disgusting and unhygienic. How about you do me a favor and bleach that tongue of yours, okay? You’d be doing everyone a favor.”

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vox can I have your hat?

“No, you may not have my hat. But if you head to one of our many VoxTek stores, you can grab a cheap knockoff for just $66.66! Limited-time deal!—only available in stores today!”

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“You mean to tell me the overzealous fossil doesn’t know what a salt lamp is? Ha! That’s rich. It’s a lamp—made of salt. It glows. Not exactly complicated.”

Would YOU lick a Himalayan salt lamp?

"I can't say I know what that is."

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“First of all, fuck you, Chair. Secondly, croissants are fucking amazing and you’ve got to have the taste buds of an incompetent toddler to say such foul things about those glorious delicacies”

@aflowergarden

I love croissants chair

Chair??? Chair?? Do I look like a chair to you. How dare you put this on my name. I'm going to fucking beat you with a chair you piece of shit. I'm going to fucking croissant your entire house. How do you like that. You croissant loving piece of shit. I hope you choke on one

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whats ur fav thing abt val

“When he’s sleeping. Sleeping means he won’t be up to any ridiculous nonsense and I can actually get some work done for once without any interruptions!”

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vox imin love with you

“In love with me? Well, ladies and gentlemen, here’s yet another shocker— another obsessed fan! Well, darling, I’m truly honored to hear that.”

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“My dear people, I’ve come with a request that you’d be able to accomplish accordingly!”

“Unfortunately it has come to my attention that one of Alastor’s souls has recently come online. I need all the information I can get on that pompous prick, so how about you be useful for once in your life and get that damn bug to answer some questions?”

@stabby-crabby

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“Bold of you to assume I take orders from someone shorter than Velvette.”

“OPEN UP BAD BOY!”

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Hey you! Are you a Vox fanatic?

If you said yes to the following question then this server is for you!

Here at VOX-2-NITE we share a common interest, Vox.

Besides the flatscreen there is so much more!

Many channels to conserve with friends!

RP channels for Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

VC channels!

Come check it out!

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What if people stop using TVs? You are a TV, how would you cope?

“If people stop using TVs? HA! That’s hilarious because that will never happen because television is too addictive for people to get tired of it!”

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Discord Server for my second blog!

@themediademons

For all you RadioStatic/RadioSilence obsessed people, feel free to join!

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“Attention my dear people, the mod has decided to create another ask blog for you all to interact with. That would be both me and, Alastor… how fun.”

@themediademons <- that’s the blog

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meow

“What are you a fucking furry? How about you go touch some grass and stop wasting oxygen.”

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Why are Lemon sharks called lemon sharks if Lemon sharks aren't actual swimming lemons with fins? 🍋🦈

“Hilarious. I’m absolutely dying of laughter with this statement,”

“Let me explain to you why they’ve earned their name! Sharks are what I do best after all. Lemon sharks received their name after their yellow-brown coloring, which resembles the color of a lemon! This yellowish hue helps them blend in with the sandy or muddy ocean floor, making it easier for them to camouflage from predators and sneak up on prey.”

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Hi vox! What if I don't trust VoxTek?

“Well if you don’t trust VoxTek then that’s certainly a problem! There’s nothing not to trust about my company, my dear! VoxTek thrives to ensure the trust and safety of every one of our customers, you included! Now here’s what I’ll recommend, look at one of the many screens too know why you should trust us.”

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BITES YOU AGGRESSIVELY

“You know I really would like to stay in one piece, doll. Let’s refrain from biting people, alright?”

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“Hello my dear people, I’m here to inform you of this blog! Unfortunately the owner of this blog, who will remain unnamed, has been slacking off lately as you all can tell. Rest assured I’ve spoken to them and they will be answering what’s in the inbox very soon! And remember, trust us with your blogs.”

IM SO, SO SORRY I’VE BEEN SO INACTIVE LATELY. STRESS SUCKS BUT I’M RETURNING! Also, I’ve gone through the inbox, I apologize if your ask has been deleted but it is what it is. Don’t be afraid to send some more in once the inbox opens again though! :)