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Now I finally understand how those monorail placing vehicles work in China

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So I was on Tiktok

if there are 35 million femboys, and Wamm owns 15 million femboys, that means Wamm owns 43% of the femboy market, and that means the other 28% are secretly 20 million tomboys.

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word

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It's the anniversary of Denzel's death.

Denzel's last words were "If I come back and find out you guys have become pussy weak on me, I swear I'm gonna haunt your stupid ass."

Truly it cannot be argued that anyone else gave 100% like he did.

My heart goes out to his kids fighting in the Ukraine right now.

Our little Somalian GOAT is watching us from above and judging us.

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Felt appropriate

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Someone's gotta keep order in Hell

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not the ocean!

i live there!

Sea stroll🌊 ...phone, iPad and desktop wallpaper size available, LINK!

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hi

Joy Sullivan, “The Electrician Sings "Easy Love" in the Kitchen While Fixing My Light”, Instructions for Traveling West

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Guess what time it is

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The big cheese is back

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He gonna do it anyway

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mine's neither goth or large chested

Dream came true?

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Your people will remember you, king.

Today is the anniversary of my friend's death. They were a Jew from the horn of Africa as well as being a priest of the much shunned Foud or "Buda" magic crafting cult. After defending oil reserves from the developed world, he promised to come back as a Hyena. I sure hope he's able to get revenge on the Trump family for what they did to him.

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cute

Nothing's better than chilling at the beach at night with your boyfriend who happens to be half shark <3

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powerful water spirit reluctantly accepts gift from little echidna girl idk

have I posted this here before…?

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I found the most SMH take yet.

Saw a guy get mad that they couldn't comment on content posted by someone they blocked.

Why would the admins allow such a one-sided behaviour?

Here's the best part though, they reported the admin... to the same admin.

Bro literally got mad that he couldn't troll and told the admin that he should ban himself right now.

guy's got microplastics in the brain.