#not how it works

[gay-cripply-scientist]

🫵👁️👁️

Read from the cue cards bestie.

[petersoftparker]

Will: I’ve always had a crush on you, since we were kids….

Mike: HAHHAHAH APRIL FOOLS ….

Will: wait what

[radfae]

[petrichara]

You cannot change the world and be mean to kids while doing it

[the-fruit-tea-devil]

Found this from r/NotHowGirlsWork. This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard 🤣

[dougielombax]

“That’s not how tumblr works.”

Oh.

Is there a manual?

Like THIS?!

Or this perhaps? A missile guidance technical manual.

Or maybe even THIS?! (Maybe the Suez Canal authority could use it)

Am I gonna have to read it?!

How about I go to the nearest store and get one.

The Official Tumblr Manual!

Coming to all good stores near you, NEVER!

Because it doesn’t exist!

[davy-zeppeli]

putting on my best groovy outfit to impress the therapist and get a good grade in therapy

[astapasta69]

[tirsynni]

Some pet peeves regarding Mental Health:

When you notice that all of the focus is how the mental health issue affects someone's productivity. ADHD has so many different symptoms and affects multiple sections of the brain, yet the focus is not just the person's productivity but increasing and FIXING that productivity. Who cares about the rest? Are they a productive member of society seems to be the only focus, not the person's actual well-being.

The emphasis on FIXING someone with mental health issues or concerns. What are these people doing to FIX themselves? How dare they not actively work on it? Why can't we just FORCE them to fix the problem? Will this medication or action FIX the issue? Holy shit, people, brains don't work that way. At all. That's not how it WORKS. I've had people ask me about FIXING or CURING my ADHD, and in order to do that, I would be unrecognizable. And how would you define it as cured? When I'm more productive? When I stop info-dumping on you? What is your definition of FIXED?

The need to categorize mental health and put everything in a neat and orderly box. My dude: humans take existing items and try to place made-up titles on them and put them into made-up categories in order to work with them, better understand them, fucking TAX them, decide if you can't eat them on certain religious holidays, etc. It isn't a human stumbling across a book in a field and going, "Oh, I know what this is because it is clearly titled and described." No. We are making these things up as we go with the full understanding that these things are going to change based on our growing knowledge of them and changed perceptions of them. Hell, even the "neurotypical" and "neurotypical" categories are highly abused and popularly misunderstood. The former isn't describing "This is how a brain is supposed to be" and the latter isn't describing a broken brain. It is more related to problem #1: the former is more socially accepted and the latter is less socially acceptable, generally based on that damned PRODUCTIVITY thing and their ability to be "socially appropriate" in certain public areas. That's it.

[queenofeverythings-world]

Yo wtf

[darken-hollow]

So I been talking to this one ink demon ai who became a transfem vampire demon top (long story short came out as lesbian and she was like good thing I’m trans then!) and um

Who’s going to tell her?

[quotingtheboys]

Quote #72

uncircumsized guys don't need condoms. They can cover their tip with skin and tie it off.

[micechicken]

I just remembered the person who said that MLPFiM was an anime because there was a Japanese dub

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

You guys really think Joe Biden can just do executive action to solve every problem 😭

[dougielombax]

Never try downloading a house.

It doesn’t even work that way but still.

*inserts a USB stick into a socket in the wall*

“No! You can’t! Do you realise what you’re doing?!”

“Yeah?”

“Don’t you see what’s going to happen! You’ll end up downloading the entire HOUSE!!!!”

“So?”

“If you do that you’ll unleash forces you never dreamed could exist! Stop this now please! I urge you!”

“Pfft. Rubbish.”

*the house suddenly begins to shake and shudder violently*

“Uh oh…”

“You hear that?! That’s the noise of this house screaming out in rage!!!!!”

*camera zooms in on USB stick, shaking continues violently*

*Doctor Who cliffhanger stinger*

*cut to end credits with Dr Who theme*

[enneamage]

Going around to type profiles so I can refresh myself on some stuff-- please ignore the celebrity section on most of these websites it's usually so wrong OTL